Geier Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Actually the more I think of it I think pissing off Geier is one of those life fulfilling opportunities. That may be so. But I get a T-shirt for that service. Now run off and play in the backout, outbehind, infront, affront ... whatever. Or traffic. Heavy drunk traffic in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I piss on you from a considerable height. Obviously. It's not as if you can do it at your normal stature. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Geier: Heavy drunk traffic in the dark. That describes about 90% of our traffic, so could you be more specific? Mace btw did I ever thank you for Abba? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 I just got done smoking a cigar bigger than a rhino's dong. And I'm drinking something called Glengoyne. I think I will wind up my fine taste with... you guessed it, a S'more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: I just got done smoking a cigar bigger than a rhino's dong. And I'm drinking something called Glengoyne. I think I will wind up my fine taste with... you guessed it, a S'more. I would take you North, to my Family's lake place, a cabin on an island, 9 miles from the nearest road by boat, in a beautiful and remote part of Lake of the Woods. But you're a big, big fecking idjit. Oh, what the hell. Let's go up there next summer. Never found a better place to drink rum and whisky at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 I'd take that fecking wee Scunner Mace there, as well, but he's all the way over there in Oz. Miserable bugger. Macey, you arse! You ever come here, I'll take you to my family's place up North. No problem, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 It's a date. Cigars, smores, steaks, rum, lemon-drops, and unconsciousness Up North. Count me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 And fire. Must not forget fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: And fire. Must not forget fire. Oh, lad. You've not seen fire until you've seen a pine log bonfire on the shore on an island up north. We get the wee drunk ones to 'leap through the fire'. After we roll them in a Hudson Bay blanket, we give them a shot of single malt. Eventually, their hair grows back. And while they're sitting there, all over taken with wonder at the beauty of the north country, sipping their beer, and their whisky, they can watch the Northern Lights. It's worth the scars, laddie. It makes everything else seem... Elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 What I want to know is..... Why is the wee scunner known as Seanachai speaking with a Scottish accent? Has he drunk that much of our finest that it's turning him into a Scot!!!!! Help ma boab......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by YK2: What I want to know is..... Why is the wee scunner known as Seanachai speaking with a Scottish accent? Has he drunk that much of our finest that it's turning him into a Scot!!!!! Help ma boab......... Oh, delicious! Here's the Scottish Babe, doin' the thing... How 'bout a song for a much Smaller Emma, eh? Let me dive into a river of songs Let them rest easy While we right the wrongs of the world Let me hear all the notes played on the scale That were sung long ago In the rain while we waited to dance Let them sing when you play those strings Like the little one dancing And all that romancing Won't you let them sing Hear the words scanning the length of the line Why don't we sing them With hope in our hearts one more time Carry me down to that river of tunes Carry on dancing With all the grace that you can Let them sing when you play those strings Like the little one dancing And all that romancing Won't you let them sing No one quite knows where the music comes from No one can answer the questions From those far away Everyone knows what their soul holds within Everyone dances a little To tunes that are played Let them sing when you play those strings Like the little one dancing And all that romancing Won't you let them sing Let Them Sing -Wolfstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Ah, what was it Shakespeare said? Some are born Scottish, some achieve Scottish, and some have Scottish...Here, you! Ah'm talkin' to you, Jimmy! I see you, you barstid! You scunner! How'd you like a Glasgow kiss, you windae licker?! Hae' a face full o' head, eh, you tedjious awful feck! Ahem. And unto some, Scottish is thrust upon...don' you gie me that look you tourist! I'll gie you sich a kickin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: How 'bout a song for a much Smaller Emma, eh? Shouldn't she be asleep by now? I guess having uncle Seanachai singing her bedtimes songs is keeping her awake. Maybe this will be more suitable. Beddy Byes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Ah, what was it Shakespeare said?Awah an bile yer heed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Ah, what was it Shakespeare said?Awah an bile yer heed? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Me and Berli, we're not crazy Yeah sounds like it!!!! SeanachaiBard: Me and Berli, we're not crazy... Berli: Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy Who are you both trying to convince eh? LMAO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by YK2: Who are you both trying to convince eh? LMAO... Who've you got, woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 So far? A guy in green tights who seems to be dripping wet, and another in a tux who says he can't act.. But hey, it's free and I don't have to stay over.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by YK2: So far? A guy in green tights who seems to be dripping wet, and another in a tux who says he can't act.. But hey, it's free and I don't have to stay over.. Ah! I'm the one in the tights. Berli's the bugger in a tux. He can act, he just won't dance. But he will sing. Seen and heard him do it. I tell ya', lass. It's another world in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Macey, you arse! You ever come here, I'll take you to my family's place up North. No problem, eh? You're on. Err, it's not one of these two go up there, only one returns type things is it? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Macey, you arse! You ever come here, I'll take you to my family's place up North. No problem, eh? You're on. Err, it's not one of these two go up there, only one returns type things is it? Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm the one in the tights. Nothing surprising there.. Berli'sthe bugger in a tux. He can act, he just won't dance. Yeah maybe not with a Gnome dressed in green, (already skin tight) TIGHTS!! who's promising he wont be so clumsy next time. On the other hand, I have it on good authority that he WOULD dance in his tux given the right time, place and partner....*sticks tongue out* I tell ya', lass. It's another world in here.Again nothing surprising there. You forget that I've spoken with the AI... after that, green tights and smiling faces come as somewhat of a relief...even if falling naked from the sky! Bring it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Taken from the Guest Book of the OFFICIAL Justicariate Web Site: What the HELL is this? I give you a perfectly good picture of myself about to devour the first born, and you crop the picture in favour of showing my ear hairs? How Penglike! What unsportsmanlikeconduct EVEN! I smell a rat. Was it Seanachai who put you up to such a vile, loathsome trick? And why don't you have a category for "Mortal Enemies"? Make it a subset of Coventry if you must. And why to TtE and GF have seperate entries? They were the same person! I am revolted by these disgusting turns of events. A pox on you! A pox on All of you!!! Feh!My Dear Grog Dorosh allow me to address your concerns in order: A pox on you! A pox on All of you!!! Feh!Which form of pox did you have in mind? A simple chicken pox perhaps or are you in favor of a SERIOUS pox, one with some moxie ... a Moxie Pox in other words? I smell a rat.Have you checked the little tyke's diaper? I give you a perfectly good picture of myself about to devour the first born, and you crop the picture in favour of showing my ear hairs?Size matters Grog Dorosh, surely a phrase that YOU have heard before. I chose to crop the photo to reduce the size so as not to strain the limited budget of FREE storage space available on the site. Surely you don't suggest I actually pay money to host photos of YOU? Besides, your ear hairs are your best features. And why don't you have a category for "Mortal Enemies"? Make it a subset of Coventry if you must.Oh brilliant, just what I'd expect of a Canadian. Let's create a whole NOTHER category ... FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T EXIST! There are NO Mortal Enemies, certainly none worthy of the name. Find me a Mortal Enemy and I'll post them. And why to TtE and GF have seperate entries? They were the same person! Indeed? And where is your PROOF Grog Dorosh? We deal in FACTS here in the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread, FACTS ... well, Facts and unsubstantiated rumor when it suits our purpose and serves to slander someone. In any case, Coventry was proclaimed individually on the above and they will be shown individually. Surely you like the moose though ... I did that for the Canadians. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />A pox on you! A pox on All of you!!! Feh!Which form of pox did you have in mind? A simple chicken pox perhaps or are you in favor of a SERIOUS pox, one with some moxie ... a Moxie Pox in other words? Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Never found a better place to drink rum and whisky at. I love it when you end a sentence with a preposition, you pig ignorant mouth breather! Almost as much as when you end a sentence with a proposition, because when that happens, the propositionee ends the situation with an ear ringing slap to that bruised eggplant you call a head. I try to teach you and it avails me naught! It is to weep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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