_Axe_ Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 It's going to be cold, cold, cold in New Hampshire maggots. Best stock up on the TNT. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: [ October 06, 2003, 10:09 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: My AAR is in Edward's immaculately manicured hands as we speak, er, post. Thanks, Axe. I'm away from the chateau for a couple of days, but shall endeavour to knock something together very soon (although I'm disappearing off to Sherwood Forest at the weekend to become at one with nature). I look forward to reading it. Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 6, 2003 Author Share Posted October 6, 2003 Just so the Goodalesque among you don't miss it. :mad: :mad: And because I can. :mad: :mad: Dave H is my arch enemy now. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Good morning, maggots! Axe, thanks for starting a new thread to leave windows98's little comic diversion to safely disappear. I'd just as soon not have BFC close this thread down because of links to porno sites. Mike/Stalin's Organ, yes I admit I lost in your scenario. I think the problems began when I just started hitting the "Go" button after 3 or 4 turns without looking at what was going on. This was the first time I had played the AI in a year or longer, and, quite honestly, I didn't care for it at all. In a word <big>BORING!!</big> You maggots have me spoiled. :eek: Jim Boggs, that was quite a battle. The first time you spotted my T-34s, you KO'd one, and damaged the gun of a second. You had already killed a Valentine, so I had one Valentine and one T-34 left to face all of your armor. I never expected to even make a game of it. One crack T-34 can accomplish a lot. Now we'll see what Valentines and Matildas can accomplish. Axe, why do your Germans keep taking the mauling they are receiving? Don't you believe in trying to save your men? Run away!! The first two BDLRM entries have managed a draw and a tactical victory. Will the others do better? Wait and see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Just so the Goodalesque among you don't miss it. :mad: :mad: And because I can. :mad: :mad: Dave H is my arch enemy now. :mad: :mad: I'm all choked up! I never thought I'd get to be an arch enemy. Wow, what an honor. I'm getting all misty here. I'd like to thank the Academy, my mother and dad, my wonderful wife and children, all the maggots of the Cheery Waffle threads, Seanachai for being an inspiration to all us half-witted old geezers, BFC for allowing me to be part of this great production, and especially Axe for being a terrific opponent. [ October 06, 2003, 08:44 AM: Message edited by: Dave H ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Geez Axe Did the other Thread suck so bad you had to start a new one before the old one even got to 290 posts? :confused: Oh yeah.....it did suck. :eek: Good job Maggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 6, 2003 Author Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Axe, why do your Germans keep taking the mauling they are receiving? Don't you believe in trying to save your men? Run away!! Never! I've yet to surrender in a PBEM — except to that freak of nature Keke — so I'll keep crawling in the dirt until this train wreck of a battle is over. :mad: :mad: I don't know what it is but the opponents I've played from this thread — especially Becket, Snarker, Dave, Jim and mike_the_wino — seem to lead to the best battles I've ever played. Not you Keke. You've kicked my ass three ways from Sunday too many times. :mad: :mad: Of course, I'll continue to play and lose to you. But I don't have to like it. :mad: Maybe a deranged sense of humor is necessary to play CM — kind of like golf. Jas :mad: n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Axe you canadian accountant-journalist, you royally skrewed the pooch on the thread title. Any chucklehead can just throw a title together, but it takes talent to weave in the key words "Cheery", "Threats" and "Waffles" (all capitalized, thankyouverymuch). Now try again, or I'll blow up some more of you gazillion halftracks. (at least until the Tigers show up ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Geez Axe Did the other Thread suck so bad you had to start a new one before the old one even got to 290 posts? :confused: [Cabron66] I see, as soon as I came back, the old thread supposedly started to suck, and you had to start a new thread just to mock me more. This is 139th thread started about me on this forum, and I think this is the one I'm going to BFC with.[/Cabron66] :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Never! I've yet to surrender in a PBEM — except to that freak of nature Keke — so I'll keep crawling in the dirt until this train wreck of a battle is over. :mad: :mad: I may be a freak of nature, but at least I'm not a Canadian who sucks in CM like a ten dollar ho. :mad: [Cabron66]See, there's anti-Canadian sentiments about me yet again!!![/Cabron66]. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 6, 2003 Author Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: Axe you canadian accountant-journalist, you royally skrewed the pooch on the thread title. Any chucklehead can just throw a title together, but it takes talent to weave in the key words "Cheery", "Threats" and "Waffles" (all capitalized, thankyouverymuch).Geez, I'd hate to have you for an editor. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Much better. Five bucks (US Axe!) says someone accuses you of a grammatical error. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 You're all a bunch of gamey low down anti-Canadian TNT chucking carbuncles!!! :mad: :mad: Except for Axe. He's a gamey low down Canadian TNT chucking carbuncle. In other depressing news the only person to put as big a whuppin' to me as Keke is Becket of a Thousand Tanks - that over armored (armoured for the UK English fans) ant shagging Cheerio and Waffles denizen :mad: :mad: Boy, how the worm turns. And then slaps you in the arse with hot, bitter payback TNT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 I'm still alive maggot pouches!! :mad: I apologize with TNT and a flaming cherry on top for not getting turns back yet! Renovations and, even worse,company!!! :mad: :mad: God I hate company. Why can't the world just leave me alone!??? I've turned my house into a sanctum sancturum and they still gaggle towards my door!!! :mad: Tonight I will send them out if it kills me!! :mad: . . .or somebody else :mad: . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 6, 2003 Author Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Why can't the world just leave me alone!??? We often ask that same question about you. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 6, 2003 Author Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: Much better. Five bucks (US Axe!) says someone accuses you of a grammatical error. Fixed. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 6, 2003 Author Share Posted October 6, 2003 mike_the_wino vs. anybody — gamey or just stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: mike_the_wino vs. anybody — gamey or just stupid? Both - but at least the maggot knows how to send turns ... when he's not drunk Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 How many of you scum pouches have felt the full wrath of MasterGoodale in CMBB??? :mad: (a massive, chattering slithering sound is heard as the entire Brood raises their legs) :mad: That's what I thought. Let me tell you maggot lipped, jizz-plastered ameobas that there's plenty more where that came from! :mad: Becky you foul cauldron of frog testicles you think you're tough??? By now your Platoon Tank Commander's face resembles a burnt' steak with eyes and yet you beg for turns at a faster rate :mad: DaveH don't you have a pile of limbs to sew back on? :mad: Get to work maggot! JizmHog I always forget what's goin on in our battle but that doesn't matter - you'd be better off ordering your men to leap into a delimber :mad: The rest of you pus-sucking flint-chipping knuckle-dragging sheep bangers are going to have hell to with the next turn cause I aint happy maggots :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Obviously MGoodale does not know who really runs this forum! You think it’s the Canadians? Well do ya? It’s obviously the stoners! Micheal Dorosh, Berlichtingen, Andreas and Micheal Emrys it would seem, have been given permission to do as they see fit including conduct public stonings of those who disagree with their views. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: How many of you scum pouches have felt the full wrath of MasterGoodale in CMBB??? :mad: (a massive, chattering slithering sound is heard as the entire Brood raises their legs) :mad: If your full wrath in CMBB means massive suckage you present, then yes, I have felt it, and it felt good. More importantly: Send me mah fecking turn!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: JizmHog I always forget what's goin on in our battle but that doesn't matter - you'd be better off ordering your men to leap into a delimber :mad: If this is your quaint way of asking for a rematch, then I will send a suitable pure armor set-up your way tonight. A small affair involving T-34s vs PzIvF2's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Rematch? When did we fight the first time? I don't remember maggot!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Who won??? :mad: :mad: GRAGRGRAAGRAGRGRAGRGRGRA!!!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keke Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I don't remember maggot!! Who won??? A case of amnesia caused by too much mold and turpentine, I would guess. Or has Skunk Nads gone seriously medieval on your @ss lately? Edit: :mad: [ October 06, 2003, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Keke ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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