_Axe_ Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Don't you sleep Nippy? What time is it in Alaska -- like 3 a.m. last Monday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Dave H, are you too depressed to sent me a turn? What's the fecking problem? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Don't you sleep Nippy? What time is it in Alaska -- like 3 a.m. last Monday? Methinks those prescription drugs he mentions have an UP side to 'em. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 MasterPoopalot's two pathetic SMG-russkie survivors just surrendered to my troops, hehe. :cool: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: Dave H, are you too depressed to sent me a turn? What's the fecking problem? :mad: Me, depressed? I should say not! :cool: I thought I had returned your most recent turn. Maybe you sent one last night after I shut down for the evening. That was probably about 4 or 5 am your time. :eek: My gallant Russians continue to plod ahead, ignoring the mortally wounded bodies of their comrades, and the mortar fire falls like rain on your forest-elf Finns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: I thought I had returned your most recent turn. Maybe you sent one last night after I shut down for the evening. That was probably about 4 or 5 am your time. :eek: My gallant Russians continue to plod ahead, ignoring the mortally wounded bodies of their comrades, and the mortar fire falls like rain on your forest-elf Finns. What you think and what has actually happened seem to be two totally different things. I haven't sent you nothing for past few days, since you have sent me nothing. :mad: Please send the turn you gamey mortar using maggot! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 You filthy cluster of fesces pods! :mad: You all disgrace The Brood and give the noble art of TNT Chucking a bad name!! You disgust me! :mad: Lippy Hippy you foul-smelling, maggot-lipped, crusty-faced, sh*t-speckled, sheep-banging amoeba! You're despicable! Get the f*ck out of my thread numbnuts! Get the f*ck out of my thread NNNOOOOWWWW!! you fat f*cking walrus-looking piece of unorganized grabbastic worm sh*t!!! :mad: I'm gonna blow your balls off maggot!! I'm gonna shove so much hot angry TNT up your ass in such a short period of time you'll just have to bend over to be a human flamethrower!! I challenge you pussdick!! :mad: Custom winter map - human unit purchase High quality, medium map (you get to see the map first) 3000 points, Axis attack Unrestricted force mix 50 turns - The mother of all Jihads puss face!! You either have the slimy, non-sperm-producing balls or you don't you crotch licking flower child!! :mad: GAGRAGRGRGRAGRAAGRAGRGRGRGGGRGRGRGRGRGRGR GR GGGG GGRRRRRR!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: I thought I had returned your most recent turn. Maybe you sent one last night after I shut down for the evening. That was probably about 4 or 5 am your time. What's your excuse for me MasterDaveHale? Jas :mad: n 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Custom winter map - human unit purchase High quality, medium map (you get to see the map first) 3000 points, Axis attack Unrestricted force mix 50 turns - The mother of all Jihads puss face!! What brain dead crack whore would consider this a game? Oh wait here is the answer: Originally posted by MasterGoodale:And of course I can't pass up this gem from PlatypusHandler I'm a feckin' idgit As long as you know your place, lad. (BTW, glad your posting in here. The thought of another "Cheery Maggoty Waffles, Stale Ales and Threats" is enough to light my computer on fire and rip out my eyes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by DaveH Crow, this thread is full of halfway competent players, and right now every one of them is beating me like a drum. So feel free to join the club. If you would like having a small PBEM to get your feet wet, send me a setup.Heh! I'm still wading thru the manual at the moment, it's been years since I had a few games on CMBO and I hardly got to touch CMBB up until now due to work and other games distracting me (such as Everquest, but I'm over that now!). I get the feeling I would be totally mugged being such a newbie. I'm still just toying with a few of the pre setup scenarios never mind all this unit purchase stuff! Unless you fancy being cast in the mould of TNT chucking tutor I would give me a wee while to finish off my reading and playing a few more games first. Otherwise I feel I may embarrass myself with tactics which would make every other resident of this thread die of laughter. And I wouldn't want to be responsible for all your deaths through my incompetence! Originally posted by DaveH Once you're infected with Cheery Waffles, mold, ants, and fury maggots, there is no turning back. Just remember to treat such fine, upstanding CMBB players like Axe, Mike_the_wino, Soddball, Keke, and especially MasterGoodale (the maggot) as the witless schoolchildren they really are. I was scared that could well be the case when I first poked my head round the door to reply to MGs Battlefield 1942 query! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 Axe apparently has NGVD, ABCD, WXYZ (whatever) troops. Thanks for waxing your own troops! Soddball is reduced to racing jeeps in the snow. The hoor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: What's your excuse for me MasterDaveHale? Jas :mad: n Ummm, would you believe my house is covered with mold?? How about that ants have invaded my house?? What about my daughter was sick and I couldn't play?? Maybe my wife grounded me and wouldn't let me sit down at the computer?? My boss made me work long hours and I didn't have time?? I was busy in my yard?? I was drunk?? It snowed too much?? There was a thunderstorm?? A giant asteroid collided with the earth?? Rabid skunks overran the town?? I moved to Canada?? Aliens kidnapped me?? I was on the phone?? I was in a meeting?? I was at church?? I was in the bathroom?? I was watching TV?? I was posting in the General Forum?? I'm just getting warmed up. Crow, take your time. Maybe we can try a CMAK PBEM when it comes out. With any luck BFC will make it flexible enough so the Americans can fight the British and Commonwealth. That's the game I'm wanting!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I should hope I'll be up for some games before then, just gimmie a wee while longer to get my bearings etc. and then I'll take you up on your kind offer of handing me my arse in a bag! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: I'm just getting warmed up. TNT will do that to you. :mad: :mad: :mad: Those are some damn fine excuses though. MasterGoodale will no doubt use a few of them. :mad: Jas :mad: n P.S. I busted a gut this morning in Snarker and my troops' first contact in Inferno. My Russian flame tank started spraying fire like PlatCmdr no doubt has to spray his lawn in Vegas with a garden hose. Tank gunner: "But comrade captain, those might be our troops in the forest." Tank commander: "I said "fire" dammit!!!" :mad: Poor infantry: "ARGAR GAGRGARG RA!!!!" :mad: :mad: Too f*ckin' funny!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_UXcva Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: I thought I had returned your most recent turn. Maybe you sent one last night after I shut down for the evening. That was probably about 4 or 5 am your time. What's your excuse for me ..-----------------------------------------------> Dave H [jewel-encrusted maggot]... I havent received a turn back either in awhile... is your email busted like all them russkie tanks? :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Check your inboxes for beautifully wrapped packages of TNT, maggots (that means you, Dave H, MG and Mikey) ARRHGHGHGHGHARRRGHGHG ... er, well, you get the idea. Teddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: ARRHGHGHGHGHARRRGHGHG I think the lad is choking on somefink...most likely a cocktail olive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatCmdr Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Nippy: PlatCmdr - With the 3 PBEMs I got now and some pesky real world commitments I'm not quite ready for a rematch. However, I'll glady take you up on the chance for revenge...er...offer in 2 or 3 weeks. Dude (native Californian speak), you just got your butt smoked, 74%-26%. I figured you'd be foaming at the mouth like the famed Saint Bernard from that Steven King movie and insist on an immediate rematch; but alas, you're running home like Lassie. Now, you fought a good fight, and being that this marks my first match and sole win against you, I figure it would be then inappropriate to force you to pin a sig line on yourself like, "The only Northern Exposure I get these days is my bare ass running in the opposite direction of PlatCmdrs SMGs." As for the rest of you maggots, I hang a request out to air dry and not one nibble, not one bite, not one of you has some precious time to toss me a friggin' bone? PBEMs people, who's out there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by PlatCmdr: Now, you fought a good fight, and being that this marks my first match and sole win against you, I figure it would be then inappropriate to force you to pin a sig line on yourself like, "The only Northern Exposure I get these days is my bare ass running in the opposite direction of PlatCmdrs SMGs." What's with this sensitivety crap? If you want to get all touchy-feely you are in the spot. :mad: As for the rest of you maggots, I hang a request out to air dry and not one nibble, not one bite, not one of you has some precious time to toss me a friggin' bone? PBEMs people, who's out there? If we can be provided with the latest Soddball disaster-piece, I will throw my sig on the line. If it sucks half as bad as "Inferno" it will be a blast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by PlatCmdr: As for the rest of you maggots, I hang a request out to air dry and not one nibble, not one bite, not one of you has some precious time to toss me a friggin' bone? PBEMs people, who's out there? Sorry, I'm too busy watching the last episode of Yeehaw (or whatever), dubbed in Finnish, naturally. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatCmdr Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: What's with this sensitivety crap? If you want to get all touchy-feely you are in the spot. :mad: To quote confusedcious: To kick a dog when its fallen for the first time is sadistic, to kick it when it's fallen a second time is just clean fun. Originally posted by mike_the_wino: If we can be provided with the latest Soddball disaster-piece, I will throw my sig on the line. If it sucks half as bad as "Inferno" it will be a blast. When Balls-of-Sodd finishes his latest incarnation, you're on--or should Christmas come first, we could always square off QB style. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatCmdr Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: Sorry, I'm too busy watching the last episode of Yeehaw (or whatever), dubbed in Finnish, naturally. :mad: hahaha...I hope for the sake of all of Finland and the greater European continent too, that Hee-Haw--being the most shameful of American shows--never gets dubbed and mailed to you. But then given how the Germans have turned David Hassledork into a pop icon, perhaps even this will take root. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Grrrrr!!!! Posting in the GF makes me :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: So why do it? I guess I'm just a masochist at heart. Which explains why I enjoy hanging out in here with you losers. :mad: :mad: (Edited to anticipate) [ June 12, 2003, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Grrrrr!!!! Posting in the GF makes me :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: So why do it?Because you want to be the next Gayporn Popstar? Let's see what Google.com thinks of you: axe is falling axe is in the computer axe is crafted from high axe is mightier than the pen axe is cheatin on me axe is a powerful axe is £12 axe is falling at axe is much better weapon for mages axe is bigger than your hammer axe is 'devastating blow axe is heavy axe is a go axe is falling tuesday may 21 axe is sharp an arkansas tax axe is back axe is such an awesome group axe is mightier than the pen by seth forster axe is hanging over me axe is out of the office axe is laid to the root axe is much better weapon for mages than a sword axe is bigger than your hammer contributed on dec 03 axe is axe is 'devastating blow' belfast axe is flexible and adapts easily to new standards and is equally capable of supporting emerging market demands axe is open for business page 2 axe is in non axe is my buddy i take him when i walk axe is a crucial component for any vendor who wants to make native xml an intelligent part of its core architecture axe is a fine axe axe is our latest fuzz pedal and has many of the qualities the 'axis fuzz' which i designed for jimi in 1968 axe is a utility designed to assist users of novell's zenworks for desktops by simplifying axe is going to be particularly useful because most of our application objects are for windows 95 axe is powered axe is 6 axe is a computer controled system and it is comprized of both hardware and software axe is advised of their current e axe is the same laconian axe that once belonged to odin axe is crafted of some very hard substance axe is a tool that does all this and more axe is enlarged and has been carved into an elongated axe is a axe is a wedge shaped instrument designed to produce a quick vertical crack axe is still effective and uses similar elements axe is a bit corny axe is designed for hunters axe is pictured on page 112 of bruce filbrand?ts keokuk axe book axe is twisted so as to separate the outer from the inner bark axe is about to fall axe is one of the most prominent symbols of the 22 nd degree of the scottish rite axe is an online timer axe is designed to simplify and accelerate the use of zenworks for desktops snappshots axe is still alive axe is my buddy axe is touring axe is a full axe is much easier to handle than a long one axe is being used by fire departments axe is on the right axe is used for felling small trees and is ideal for cu axe is designed for general purpose applications such as axe is a small axe is unique yet somehow immediately familiar axe is never a toy axe is completely at your discretion axe is tight before use axe is an expose of the abuses and hypocrisy that they believed prevailed in many of the established churches of the time axe is able to open even really big files with hardly any impact on the system axe is an essential tool for safe travel in the mountains in winter axe is designed to assist users of novell?s zenworks for desktops by simplifying axe is easier to plunge above your head and they swing better when used like an ice tool axe is a deodorant bodyspray that consistently makes guys smell great all over axe is in good condition with the only significant loss of metal occurring at the point where the axe handle enters the head of the axe axe is usually a one axe is a simple to use text editor for x axe is a stout pole about four feet in length with a single axe is safer to use axe is back home axe is of an aberrant alignment axe is aluminum axe is great axe is a limited edition of 3000 individually serialized pieces axe is a basic tool with variations in form and design developed for specialized trades and guilds axe is then brought back over the shoulder without turning the edge to one side or the other axe is sold axe is a vicious and brutal weapon axe is intended to be a single handed weapon axe is a four 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer_Meyer Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 So yea...what's up?! Oh yea, magots! Like Robohn send me a turn and stuff! (bah, I don't have the energy for this today) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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