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CNN; Rambo slaughters the "Sarge's" comeback record!


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Former legend and "worth"-smack wannabe Jon Joker Rambo today announced his "league of my own tour" which will throw him once more back into sc centercourt action following his retirements on april 4th and april 11th. As a result of this mr Rambo erradicate the present retirement/comeback record held by canadian superstar Les "its less" the Sarge 9-1. Rambo's comeback is his 17th in two years, experts say this will be a record very hard to beat. Professor Frank Bruno of Michigan university who studied the SC-world tour since 2002 thinks only multi-banned spam artist mr L.Zebra will be a threat.

-Yes, says professor Bruno, Zebra is a long term threat but he lacks the stamina to go the distance, I think it's safe to say he can't keep up with Rambos current form.

CNN; -What about Kuniworth?

Bruno; -Well it may appear at a glance as he got potential but since BF started to apply the carlifornian system of "three strikes and your out" he is not a challenger.

CNN; -So what about Les the Sarge?

Bruno; -Well his big disadvantage is that he got a place to retire to where he is a legend; the amateur-liga of Matrixgames where he can headcrack newbies. Rambo does not. So I reckon Rambos possibilities to keep the retirement-title to be higher.

In the US, reactions were mixed. Most people agree it's time for the former champ to retire as he longer can't be a challenge for the number 1 spot in the world. The camp of top player Josh "communist trap" Trapp, who earlier filed for Rambos legend status to be revoked, said that this disgrace to the USA must be stopped. He urged the US SC-federation to declare a new Captain for the US Ryder cup team to be able to once more attract sponsors. -The shame put on the US reputation, said a statesman for mr Trapp, must be stopped. Imagine president Roosevelt retire during world war saying he was tired of war just to be back in the saddle 5 days later. Ridicilous.

In Europe Rambos comeback passed by without much notice. Most headlines dealt with the new photos showing heavyweight Terif Teriffo engaged in sexual intercourse with a non identified sheep. Terif has still not commented the scandal.

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Interesting analysis by Dr. Bruno. :D

Just when you think a record is unbeatable, someone outdones itself and makes history. And to think the SC Hall of fame wants to put an asterisk next to his record! Haven't we learned nothing from the Roger Maris saga? Can't we give the guy some credit?

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