Captain Wacky Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 My little brother just installed CM on his computer after years of letting his brain waste away on games like quake and doom. Lo and behold, he boots of up the tutorial (without reading the manual, mind you) and proceeds to utterly smash the Germans while suffering 1 measely casualty? ONE!! No matter how good he is, shouldn't the uncertainty of battle earn him more? Or am I just sitting next to a military genious. Hmmm... he did 36 his ACT.... Am I in screwed, destined to be defeated again and again by my quick witted kin? Help me! Bolster my sinking Self-Esteem!! [ 08-04-2001: Message edited by: Captain Wacky ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 I've got a pot-belly sittin' in a Lazy-boy and you don't. Seriously, encourage the kid, the world needs more competent CM players! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wacky Posted August 5, 2001 Author Share Posted August 5, 2001 In a way I admire you. Do you know that it's been scientifically proven that I am unable to gain any weight whatsoever? Oh well, if the Germans ever capture us and make us run marathons to survive at least I'll be better off than the rest of you jelly-legged desk jockeys. I'll just be standing at the finish, laughing, laughing like a madman!! A-hahahahah AHahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAH Im unBELIEVALBLY amused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Ahhh Haa Ha ha. Do you realize that if the enemy ever captures us and makes us live off of 500 calories a day, I will still be kicking when you have wasted away and been buried? OK, perhaps not, and now I'm just being silly. Carry on. Go on. Continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wacky Posted August 5, 2001 Author Share Posted August 5, 2001 That may be, but I will undoubtably be cooler and more comfortable in the short time I have remaining. Your inflated digestive organs will be the source of much discomfort as they cry out for the food they are so used to receiveing. And my total absence of body fat with keep me at a cool and constant temperature while I waste away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindseye Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 You've heard the old line about "No Pain, No Gain"? Here's my slogan, "No Pain, No Pain." Also, a half mile is nice, but what if the Germans make you run a mile, or a marathon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wacky Posted August 5, 2001 Author Share Posted August 5, 2001 Well I dunno about a full marathon but I can perform respectably in anything over 3 miles. I wish I tried at the mile so I would know my best time possible, but it was always so damn long and boring. But all my long distance friends agreed the 800 was the most painful race. A 400 is 100% speed but 800 is like 90% except twice as long. If u dont have an iron stomach when u start running it u'll soon get one. I don't think anything can make me puke anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louie the Toad Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Ahoy Cap'n Wacky It is a well known fact that many teenage and pre teen boys can, without the aid of a manual, or by way of prior experience, engage in computerized combat with many types of AI and win in a short period of time. Observant Toad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wacky Posted August 5, 2001 Author Share Posted August 5, 2001 Arr, it be a great load off this old sea dog's mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bog Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Hauptman Wacky, for one, keep us updated on how the guy does. Fortunes of war may just be the answer, or perhaps something else.... :eek: Yeah, post every game he plays, and the outcome! I want to see if it's really true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Capt Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 "FEED HIM TO THE LADDER" Beating the AI is like masturbation, it may vary in time and effort but you know you are going to get the payoff and win in the end. Have the lad play a few human opponents, he may find them more of a challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wacky Posted August 6, 2001 Author Share Posted August 6, 2001 Whew! I just whupped his butt in Chance Encounter. Kudos para mi! He impressed me with some things he did (like blowing up the church so I couldnt watch him-where did he learn to do that?) but he made the dumb mistake of rushing all his tanks up to my wooded hill. I promptly turned them into shrek chow and ridiculed him as it was my duty . Still, there are unnerving flashes of insight within that head though.... BTW what is this ladder you speak of? Is it Rugged Defense? I think there are several more out there so im not sure. Like to get in on the fun though [ 08-06-2001: Message edited by: Captain Wacky ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Capt Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 try www.tournamenthouse.com it is the best I've found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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