BLSTK Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 (edited) "I thought we were talking donuts.” Edited February 23, 2016 by BLSTK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 24, 2016 Author Share Posted February 24, 2016 Fun Fact: It turns out that a "Berliner" is, in fact, a half-baked pastry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 25, 2016 Author Share Posted February 25, 2016 Not unlike this entire thread.(Come now, Gentlemen, I set that on a tee for you. You've got to raise your game a little.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 26, 2016 Author Share Posted February 26, 2016 "Back up a minute. No, not literally. At least not just yet.Did you say you were from California?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 27, 2016 Author Share Posted February 27, 2016 "My, but you have been away from home a while..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 28, 2016 Author Share Posted February 28, 2016 "There is no such thing as California anymore. It just fell into The Pacific." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 29, 2016 Author Share Posted February 29, 2016 "Damn. The Japs must be pissed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 1, 2016 Author Share Posted March 1, 2016 "Why? Charlie don't surf." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 2, 2016 Author Share Posted March 2, 2016 "And apparently neither does Tojo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 3, 2016 Author Share Posted March 3, 2016 "But what about a planned invasion of the US West Coast?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 4, 2016 Author Share Posted March 4, 2016 "Well, there's always Midway." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 As in, I'm Midway up your thigh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 6, 2016 Author Share Posted March 6, 2016 "Speaking of which, before we take a walk down the aisle, I'll be checking your inseam." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 7, 2016 Author Share Posted March 7, 2016 As a member of an elite group of soldiers, Willy had been trained to search for booby traps. Why he felt compelled to skip Sarge's chest area entirely remains a mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 8, 2016 Author Share Posted March 8, 2016 When I say "elite", "crack" would be closer to the truth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 9, 2016 Author Share Posted March 9, 2016 But then, we wouldn't want to excite an already overstimulated Sarge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 10, 2016 Author Share Posted March 10, 2016 Here, in the land of wine, women and song, Willy had chosen to feast upon the forbidden fruit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 11, 2016 Author Share Posted March 11, 2016 ...and Sarge was OK with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 12, 2016 Author Share Posted March 12, 2016 Willy described the story of one man's struggle with his own sexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 13, 2016 Author Share Posted March 13, 2016 He called it "Mein Kampf". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 14, 2016 Author Share Posted March 14, 2016 I know some of you will cry: "But that borders on plagiarism!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 15, 2016 Author Share Posted March 15, 2016 What it borders on, Dear Reader, is a series of one-liners lacking any semblance of a plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 16, 2016 Author Share Posted March 16, 2016 The original "Mein Kampf" was written behind bars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 17, 2016 Author Share Posted March 17, 2016 "And if we get caught, we'll find ourselves behind bars..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted March 18, 2016 Author Share Posted March 18, 2016 "Behind bars? Try Auschwitz." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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