BLSTK Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 "It's complicated." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 15, 2016 Author Share Posted January 15, 2016 "What would you say to Springtime in Paris?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 16, 2016 Author Share Posted January 16, 2016 "Let's Dance."Â (For Bowie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 16, 2016 Author Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) "I don't care what anyone else says. We can be heroes." Edited January 16, 2016 by BLSTK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 17, 2016 Author Share Posted January 17, 2016 "...just for one day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 17, 2016 Author Share Posted January 17, 2016 "What will we call the kids?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 18, 2016 Author Share Posted January 18, 2016 "The kids? I don't even know your name." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 18, 2016 Author Share Posted January 18, 2016 "It wouldn't happen to be 'Richard', would it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 18, 2016 Author Share Posted January 18, 2016 "How'd you guess? You can call me...Dick. It's short for...""I noticed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 19, 2016 Author Share Posted January 19, 2016 "Dick, eh? Don't worry.You're not that 'thick'. Despite what your men might say." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 20, 2016 Author Share Posted January 20, 2016 A master of the double entendre, Willy was known by his countrymen as a German with a sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 21, 2016 Author Share Posted January 21, 2016 Sarge didn't get the reference but then, he was otherwise occupied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Sarge didn't get the reference but then, he was otherwise occupied......Having just been hit by a 20mm HE shell in the chest. That he was leaking a lot of blood and various other bodily fluids would be an understatement. Yeah, that's right, he was busy dying and doing a damn good job of it.Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 22, 2016 Author Share Posted January 22, 2016 It was then that his Guardian Angel whispered in his ear:"Forget addressing the haggis and start dressing the wound." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 22, 2016 Author Share Posted January 22, 2016 That he was leaking a lot of blood and various other bodily fluids would be an understatement. ...but what's wrong with sharing bodily fluids, between friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 23, 2016 Author Share Posted January 23, 2016 "Kids? Oh, yes. Most definitely. I've always liked the name 'Adolf'. It runs in my family." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 ...but what's wrong with sharing bodily fluids, between friends?I suppose if you were dying fast enough it could be considered okay.Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 24, 2016 Author Share Posted January 24, 2016 Sarge had been dying to have kids ever since ...he'd met Willy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 24, 2016 Author Share Posted January 24, 2016 "Adolf, eh?"Although Willy had mentioned his mother Eva, the Sarge hadn't quite connected the dots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 25, 2016 Author Share Posted January 25, 2016 Of course, the irony of being estranged from his father for being"too German" was not lost on poor Wilhelm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) Sarge: "As for naming the kids, I'm leaning towards 'Franklin'."Willy: "I can see that." Edited January 26, 2016 by BLSTK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 27, 2016 Author Share Posted January 27, 2016 The elation of choosing between "Adolf" and "Franklin" soon gave way to despair when Willy and Sarge realized their first born might, in fact, be a boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 28, 2016 Author Share Posted January 28, 2016 Willy himself was but a child.Which didn't bother Sarge in the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 Sarge: "So, how long ya been in the 'Hitler Youth'?"Willy: "Don't be silly. Back home we call them 'Gerry's Kids'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted January 30, 2016 Author Share Posted January 30, 2016 Hard to believe that Sarge had once considered joining the priesthood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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