BLSTK Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 "I've never been with...you know...another man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 12, 2015 Author Share Posted December 12, 2015 "There's only one thing worse than taking shrapnel in the duffle bag..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 13, 2015 Author Share Posted December 13, 2015 "Pull the other one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 14, 2015 Author Share Posted December 14, 2015 "i think I'd rather take a bullet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 14, 2015 Author Share Posted December 14, 2015 "My next mission is to 'Free Willy'. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 15, 2015 Author Share Posted December 15, 2015 'You Amerikaner are zo funny. Why do you call it "Willy"? Meine Name ist Willy.We Germans don't go around calling our manhood "Sargeant Johnson" do we, Sargeant Johnson?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 16, 2015 Author Share Posted December 16, 2015 Sarge assured his new friend that he had never before suffered from performance anxiety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 16, 2015 Author Share Posted December 16, 2015 Willy didn't know it at the time but he had just witnessed the world's first recorded case of Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 17, 2015 Author Share Posted December 17, 2015 "With all due respect, Sir, I still don't see how this will help the war effort." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 17, 2015 Author Share Posted December 17, 2015 "Sarge, you never told me you were African-American." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 "Has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful bedside manner?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 Most unsettling to his newest patient came the confession from Herr Doktor Willy that his sole medical certification came from a box of Cracker Jacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 19, 2015 Author Share Posted December 19, 2015 Sarge assured his new friend that he had never before suffered from performance anxiety.It was then that Willy produced a little blue pill. Come to think of it, the colour was closer to Panzergrau. But I digress... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 20, 2015 Author Share Posted December 20, 2015 "This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.""I doubt it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 21, 2015 Author Share Posted December 21, 2015 Desperate times call for desperate measures... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 21, 2015 Author Share Posted December 21, 2015 Sadly, The Sarge didn't measure up at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baneman Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 OMG, somebody stop him !This must be some sort of record BLSTK - a whole page of a thread to yourself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 Have I reached 1000 words yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 Don't blame me. Sprint31 should be more careful about what he wishes for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 And for the record, Banesy, we're on the second page of posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baneman Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 And for the record, Banesy, we're on the second page of posts.You didn't have all of the first page to yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 (edited) Nor do I have the second page to myself. You're here, aren't you?Still, with 500+ "views" (and counting) it seems someone's being entertained. I'm not exactly twisting anyone's arm. Hell, I even made you look. Edited December 22, 2015 by BLSTK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 We now return you to your regular programming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 Ever the romantic, Willy fixed his gaze upon the sergeant's crotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted December 23, 2015 Author Share Posted December 23, 2015 Seizing the moment, Willy addressed the haggis.(For Banesy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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