PanzerMike Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Basically, I'm pretty cool. Chicks dig me. And I just saw Elvis Presley walking his dog... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 And I just saw Elvis Presley walking his dog... I didn't know he could do yo-yo tricks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 You should see what Elvis can do with a donkey... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I didn't know he could do yo-yo tricks. Try doing a trick with the game file....if you are capable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Try doing a trick with the game file....if you are capable. Like rig it so you'll win? I don't think that's possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Update Time: It's time to expose the complete and utter nincompoop-ness of those members of the Shavian House. Not only do they smell, they can't play the Great Game at any level of competence. Incompetence and no doubt, incontinence is their modus operandi. An example.... You would think when faced with hordes of rampaging Churchill's that to retire gracefully would be the better part of valour. The only graceful part of Speedbump's Stug manoeuvres was the turning 360 degrees in place. Twice. This no doubt was ordered by the said Speedbump to prove that the denizens of the Shavian house like to show their rear to all and sundry. This piece of decadence is then topped off by moving past a gap in the walls separating our two forces, a gap cunningly prepared by my cleverly placed Engineers who had blasted said gap with uncanny accuracy. Praaang One dead StuG. Nice work, sunshine. In other news, my poor Para's are not winning their battle vs Nidan1's stealth - cloaked Germans. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump2 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Update Time: It's time to expose the complete and utter nincompoop-ness of those members of the Shavian House. Not only do they smell, they can't play the Great Game at any level of competence. Incompetence and no doubt, incontinence is their modus operandi. An example.... You would think when faced with hordes of rampaging Churchill's that to retire gracefully would be the better part of valour. The only graceful part of Speedbump's Stug manoeuvres was the turning 360 degrees in place. Twice. This no doubt was ordered by the said Speedbump to prove that the denizens of the Shavian house like to show their rear to all and sundry. This piece of decadence is then topped off by moving past a gap in the walls separating our two forces, a gap cunningly prepared by my cleverly placed Engineers who had blasted said gap with uncanny accuracy. Praaang One dead StuG. Nice work, sunshine. In other news, my poor Para's are not winning their battle vs Nidan1's stealth - cloaked Germans. Noba. Dear Ms. Schmidt, It is with great sorrow that I must report the death of your son, Hans. My sorrow comes from the fact that had he not died in battle, I would have enjoyed slowly roasting him over a hot fire, after breaking all of the small bones in his body and testing the point of my bayonet in his soft, squishy parts. Why, you may ask? It seems Hans (may he forever wander as a shade through the Six Point Brewery, never able to taste the nectar of the gods) could not understand the simple command to "Reverse". He seemed to think it was appropriate to turn his Stug (a turretless vehicle) backend to the enemy. Not once, but twice. As a result of his actions, he and the rest of his crew were killed by an infantry support tank, infantry support!?!?! His personal affects, including his collection of kindergarten literature will follow. Leutnant Bader 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Good one speedhump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Since Elvis doesn't seem to be around, let me just say this: Muppets. Those who need to know know what I wanted to say, but I'm not sure of the house rules. All the best Andreas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Those who need to know know what I wanted to say Andreas Thinking anyone NEEDED to hear your rambling was your first mistake, but I do understand House Rune is fascinated by muppets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 You're clearly not in the know. All the best Andreas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Andreas, Andreas, and yet again... Andreas. I would say, welcome back, we've missed you, but really, who am I kidding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Wish I knew, but hazarding a guess, probably nobody, since nobody pays you any attention. All the best Andreas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Andreas, a.k.a. GermanBoy. Want a cap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Wouldn't say no. All the best Andreas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Wouldn't say no. All the best Andreas You always were a bit of a tramp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 (edited) You're clearly not in the know. All the best AndreasPerhaps not, but I am IN Kauai with a bottle of champagne and an assortment of poke in front of me after having spent the morning off the Napali coast. I'll settle for that. Note to self, take off doody cap before snorkeling. It scares the fish. Edited May 24, 2015 by sburke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Wouldn't say no. All the best Andreas That's the spirit! Are you paying attention, Boo? Here you are and you're welcome! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 On closer inspection... I lived in France for too long to wear that. All the best Andreas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Ow, come on, don't back down now! Show me you got a pair! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Yes that is much too serious for the French. He'd prefer to dress as a mime. Maybe a mime with a doody hat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I could make a mime with a doody head. All French are doody heads. All mimes are doody heads. All French mimes are doody heads. Andreas is a doody head too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I could make a mime with a doody head. All French are doody heads. All mimes are doody heads. All French mimes are doody heads. Andreas is a doody head too. The logic is impossible to argue with. I am sure the Cheshire Cat would agree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Germans are all doody heads. Andreas is doody head. All German Andreases are doody heads. And so is Boo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 (edited) Gott in himmel!!!!, Andreas....wie gehts alte deutschejunge. Warum bist du zurückgekommen? Wir waren so glücklich, wenn man vor so vielen Jahren verlassen. Good thing your English is far better than my German. Edited May 24, 2015 by Nidan1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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