sburke Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 They're so cute when they growl and show their teeth aren't they? It makes the confused look on their stupid little faces all the more gratifying when you put the boot! into them all roight and proper loike. I mean. Watcher can't piss in his own boot without falling over it and sburke is so concerned with banging his tin drum whilst prancing around in front of the casket carrying his beloved ex-justacarrot that he hasn't noticed there's been a regime. Time to fawn at the feet of a new master, spurke. A regime what? You too busy trying to link words in some kind of order that you forgot again that sentences have to have structure to provide meaning? And stop discussing how you raise your feral little children here. It is boring and frankly we don't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 A regime what? You too busy trying to link words in some kind of order that you forgot again that sentences have to have structure to provide meaning? Oh, now that's amusing! Especially coming from a guy who's posts look like they were either assembled by a random word generator, or who types by standing across the room, pegging tangelos at the keyboard. Well done! That's the first truly funny thing you've written! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Well done! That's the first truly funny thing you've written! I'd return the compliment, however you have yet to write anything even remotely funny. Proof if needed that the lizard people do not have a sense of humor. My Liege Joe Shaw Knight Champion of the M.B.T., Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, Creator of the Peng Challenge Thread Podcast, CessPool Drain Commissioner and Founder of the Shavian House shall I use grape shot to disperse this unruly mob of two miscreants? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcher Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I mean. Watcher can't piss in his own boot without falling over it .... Please don’t think your local tradition is one practiced by cultured civilizations. I can only surmise you shackle dragging descendants of penal colonists started this in order to marinate your food before cooking. Which also explains the heavy beer consumption of Oddstraylians , which is motivated by wanting to wash the taste out of their mouths. But it doesn’t explain why if a fly lands in their beer they pick it up between two fingers while shaking it vigorously screaming “spit it out you little bastard” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 can't piss in his own boot without falling over it it's the Ozzie version of Depends. They take pride in being able to hold their place at the bar without having to make time to go use the head. I believe waders were actually created by an Ozzie to enable them to just stand at the bar all weekend. I expect this goes a long way towards explaining why this place is referred to as the CessPool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I believe waders were actually created by an Ozzie to enable them to just stand at the bar all weekend. You say that like it's a bad thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 But it doesn’t explain why if a fly lands in their beer they pick it up between two fingers while shaking it vigorously screaming “spit it out you little bastard” You're confusing Scottish tradition with Australian. Scotland...up there *points* Australia...down here *points* Up there *points* Down here *points* Got it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Why does Watcher have his finger in his eye now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Why does Watcher have his finger in his eye now? He was trying to find it? In any event, it makes a change from the place where he usually keeps it. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Somewhere warm and donkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Okay let's see if BF wised up and just banned all the Ozzies. Starting fresh with a new forum, time to clean house. Or the outhouse as it were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Well... this is certainly... bland. Much like many of the people who come here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) Devoid of interest...brings sburke to mind...now I feel dirty. Edited December 16, 2014 by Stuka 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Looks like the update didn't work, this thread is in the same place! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 You lot still here? Drat. New forum, same foul smell. Wasted opportunity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Awww,.. I see I have garnered a negative reputation vote from sburke. Wassamatta puddums? Did nasty olde Unca Stukey upset your pwecious widdle sensibiwitties? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Yeah! Stuka doesn't need any help garnering a negative rep! He can do it all on his own! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) i figure one a day and eventually someone will say, hey Stuka is a doofus W/O actually having to experience your... Stukaness. Consider it my contribution to humanity...maybe not much, but better than what your parents foisted on us all. Besides, I needed a test subject and it was clear you wouldn't be missed...other than the joy of noting your absence if something went disastrously wrong...or right depending on how you look at it....crosseyed in your case. Edited December 16, 2014 by sburke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 You lot still here? Drat. New forum, same foul smell. Wasted opportunity. You should try taking a shower, that way the foul smell might not follow you around everywhere you go. On second thought, it's probably hopeless. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) Wankers Edited December 16, 2014 by Nidan1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 complete drivel Well, waddaya expect from a spawn of the Shavian House, a typical, low-life, underhanded attempt to besmirch a righteous Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread. You're basically a filthy terrorist aren't you sburke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Devoid of interest...brings sburke to mind...now I feel dirty. ..... You're basically a filthy terrorist aren't you sburke? I am sensing a trend here. Are you wanting to mud wrestle me? Is that thought getting you all hot and bothered? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Wankers That was always Elvis' line, may he rest in pieces. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) Well, now that the minimum post size restriction is no longer, I'm sure he will be back tossing his pearls of wisdom before we swine. or is it us swine? Better yet YOU swine! Edited December 17, 2014 by Nidan1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Are you wanting to mud wrestle me? Perve, get thee to a nunnery! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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