Joe Shaw Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 You're all just jealous I scored First Class ... Mind you it's a 45 minute flight but still. And NG Cavscout I would do almost anything to avoid trading turns with you, not because of the ludicrous content of the turns but because it's you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 You're all just jealous I scored First Class ... Mind you it's a 45 minute flight but still. And NG Cavscout I would do almost anything to avoid trading turns with you, not because of the ludicrous content of the turns but because it's you. What's first class like on a DC-3 these days? Do the seats recline? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 What's first class like on a DC-3 these days? Do the seats recline? Are you kidding? The only airline that will take him makes him wind up the rubber bands before takeoff. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Nidan1, you old Gyrene so and so. I can't believe they still give you access to the internet after that last pyramid scheme fiasco in Eastern Ohio. Just an indication of the depths to which our society has fallen I suppose. Shouldn't you be off somewhere instructing naive coeds in self defense tactics "Like they taught in the Corps"? Now that I mention it, that sounds like good work if you can get it..... hmmm Wait, where was I? Oh yeah... talking with you lot. I should find better things to do, oh, there we go, some gum to scrape off the bottom of diner tables. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Nidan1, you old Gyrene so and so. I can't believe they still give you access to the internet after that last pyramid scheme fiasco in Eastern Ohio. Just an indication of the depths to which our society has fallen I suppose. Shouldn't you be off somewhere instructing naive coeds in self defense tactics "Like they taught in the Corps"? Now that I mention it, that sounds like good work if you can get it..... hmmm Wait, where was I? Oh yeah... talking with you lot. I should find better things to do, oh, there we go, some gum to scrape off the bottom of diner tables. It is quite good work, but I have been retired these last five years and no longer teach. You're still working in the diner? I would have thought by now you would have found more gainful employment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 It is quite good work, but I have been retired these last five years and no longer teach. You're still working in the diner? I would have thought by now you would have found more gainful employment. It's a metaphor..... sigh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Shouldn't you be off somewhere instructing naive coeds in self defense tactics "Like they taught in the Corps"? Now that I mention it, that sounds like good work if you can get it..... hmmm Which reminds me, are you still policing in some cultural backwater like Wisconsin or something? God knows they need it, even from someone like you. BTW, how's the leg these days? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 It's a metaphor..... sigh I don't get it.....but your typical jibberish is hard to fathom even for the most astute members of the MBT, like myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 ...the most astute members of the MBT, like myself. That's setting the bar for 'astute' awfully, awfully low. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2014 Author Share Posted September 12, 2014 It's a metaphor..... sighDid you really just try to use "metaphor" ... To Nidan1 ... you'd have better luck and get more understanding by showing dental floss to a dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Did you really just try to use "metaphor" ... To Nidan1 ... you'd have better luck and get more understanding by showing dental floss to a dog. Better end results as well I imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Which reminds me, are you still policing in some cultural backwater like Wisconsin or something? God knows they need it, even from someone like you. BTW, how's the leg these days? Michael Reply PM'ed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 It's a metaphor..... sigh No, it really wasn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2014 Author Share Posted September 12, 2014 No, it really wasn't.Really? I'm fairly confident it was a sigh ... Spelled right and everything which in itself is remarkable considering who wrote it. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Boo Radley, scraping gum off the bottom of the table is a metaphor for any task more appetizing than coming in here and dealing with you lot. Attempting to decy... diciph..... puzzle out what you and the band of merry missing links that abound in here are trying to communicate with your clicks, hoots, and tooth clackings, bears a strong resemblance to one of the labors of Hercules, you know, the big muscly Greek guy..... Joe Shaw, didn't you have him take a test or something for his job as backup Justicar? Pile blocks in a tower, pick out prime numbers, correctly spell the word "Idjit", something? Or did you just hand it over to him as compensation for a line on a local orphanage that was behind on its mortgage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 The question isn't "is dalem a superior being?" but rather "is dalem a supreme being?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 The question isn't "is dalem a superior being?" but rather "is dalem a supreme being?" Luckily the answer to both questions is the same, no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2014 Author Share Posted September 12, 2014 Boo Radley, scraping gum off the bottom of the table is a metaphor for any task more appetizing than coming in here and dealing with you lot. Attempting to decy... diciph..... puzzle out what you and the band of merry missing links that abound in here are trying to communicate with your clicks, hoots, and tooth clackings, bears a strong resemblance to one of the labors of Hercules, you know, the big muscly Greek guy..... Joe Shaw, didn't you have him take a test or something for his job as backup Justicar? Pile blocks in a tower, pick out prime numbers, correctly spell the word "Idjit", something? Or did you just hand it over to him as compensation for a line on a local orphanage that was behind on its mortgage?I have never claimed to be perfect ... Others may have chosen to say so but it wasn't me. So no, there were no tests involved, doubtless I was so desperate for some help that I hoped he would rise to the occasion. In fact I couldn't get him to rise to the daylight, he spent all his time conked out on the cot in the Justicariate office. It was, I've said it before a stupendous error. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 The question isn't "is dalem a superior being?" but rather "is dalem a supreme pizza?" Probably a half-and-half..... Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Boo Radley, scraping gum off the bottom of the table is a metaphor for any task more appetizing than coming in here and dealing with you lot. Instead of creating metaphors, why don't you just follow your own advice and not come in here any more. Actions do speak louder than words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Instead Enougheating metaphors, why don't you just follow your own advice and not come in here any more. Actions do speak louder than words. Because Nidan1 I have dedicated myself to a life of service. And much like the alien spaceship that came and jump started the evolution of humans in the movie 2001 a Space Odyssey, I volunteer my time in here so that hopefully one day unfortunates like you may aspire to better things than scratching yourselves and drooling into a bucket. With help, you might actually be able, one day, to spend your time collecting carts in a Walmart parking lot or scraping roadkill from the asphalt of your local highway. Because you see, Nidan1, I am all about helping my fellow man. No, don't thank me. The sparkle in your unfocused and slightly askew eyes is thanks enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Because Nidan1 I have dedicated myself to a life of service. And much like the alien spaceship that came and jump started the evolution of humans in the movie 2001 a Space Odyssey, I volunteer my time in here so that hopefully one day unfortunates like you may aspire to better things than scratching yourselves and drooling into a bucket. With help, you might actually be able, one day, to spend your time collecting carts in a Walmart parking lot or scraping roadkill from the asphalt of your local highway. Because you see, Nidan1, I am all about helping my fellow man. No, don't thank me. The sparkle in your unfocused and slightly askew eyes is thanks enough Oh, I see cavscout, speaking strictly in metaphor now, you are saying you're like that primitive ape-like creature that first picked up the bone to use as a tool? Or you are like a senseless, monolithic, block of black polished granite? It all makes sense to me now, you have helped me a lot thanks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I have never claimed to be perfect ... A glimmer of wisdom in the vast firmament of your ignorance. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2014 Author Share Posted September 12, 2014 Because Nidan1 I have dedicated myself to a life of service. And much like the alien spaceship that came and jump started the evolution of humans in the movie 2001 a Space Odyssey, I volunteer my time in here so that hopefully one day unfortunates like you may aspire to better things than scratching yourselves and drooling into a bucket. {Snipped} He's using a bucket now? Well this IS progress then. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 ..............doubtless I was so desperate for some help.......edit www.psych.org/ Click here Joe it will give you the number of the 24 hour Alzheimer's Help Line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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