Michael Emrys Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 It’s apparent to me that after reading your posts that you’ve consistently set low standards for yourself and then fail to achieve them. You are able to compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. You’re always talking about your inferiors, but no one has ever been able to find them. Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you? I think I might like this guy, even SSN that he is. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcher Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Okay ya Peeping Tom, they fleece you of all your money in Vegas or did you just realize that wasn't really NY or Paris? Let me guess the accents or lack thereof is what eventually gave you a clue? I'll PM ya - that would be private message - you know that little thing under your welcoming at the top right hand side of the page. - Wait let me guess you thought that was for arranging lap dances? "Well hello SBURKE, you strike me to be a modest little person, but then I’m sure you have more than enough to be modest about. Go ahead PM me and tell me everything you know, I have ten seconds to spare. You mean to say the PM Button isn’t for lap dancing? Well I’m not telling that to this nice young lady who just showed up. Doesn’t surprise me that I’m the first one here to reap this fine benefit considering the caliber of individuals I’ve seen displayed so far. And Vegas would be a much nicer place if the thugs from Californicate would stay home . Don't you guys realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us more? But then I’m sure it just comes naturally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 And Vegas would be a much nicer place if the thugs from Californicate would stay home . The "thugs from Californicate" came mainly from New York. People born in CA were mostly lovely folks...at least three or four decades ago. But now that the thugs from NY have been there long enough to sire a couple of generations, all bets are off. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 The "thugs from Californicate" came mainly from New York. People born in CA were mostly lovely folks...at least three or four decades ago. But now that the thugs from NY have been there long enough to sire a couple of generations, all bets are off. Michael I hope you enjoyed your "Indigenous Peoples Day" holiday last week. I don't think that any self-respecting New Yorker would ever entertain moving to California, why would they move from a state with high taxes and government intereference to one with even higher taxes and more government interference? Come on, no one has been "born" in California in the last ten years. Most residents these days being born South of the Border, and then migrating to El Norte. Most real California Progressive Liberals have moved to Washington State, to create their own Neo Socialist Paradise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 "Well hello SBURKE, you strike me to be a modest little person, but then I’m sure you have more than enough to be modest about. Go ahead PM me and tell me everything you know, I have ten seconds to spare. You mean to say the PM Button isn’t for lap dancing? Well I’m not telling that to this nice young lady who just showed up. Doesn’t surprise me that I’m the first one here to reap this fine benefit considering the caliber of individuals I’ve seen displayed so far. And Vegas would be a much nicer place if the thugs from Californicate would stay home . Don't you guys realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us more? But then I’m sure it just comes naturally. Hmm you always start to quote yourself like that? Anyway, before we get started you may want to put on your glasses and turn on the lights. But first, hey donkey you mind getting out of his lap and wiping that lipstick off? That color is really not good on you. Oh gawd now get your tongue out of his ear! Little hussie, wait can an "it" be a hussie? Are you sure you want the Californians to go home? Really want to revert to being a trailer park in the desert eh? How else are your pole dancer wannabes gonna become "actresses"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcher Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Hmm you always start to quote yourself like that? Well I can only believe in this instance it was the instinctive reaction on the part of my inborn desire to maintain a high standard of excellence to only want to quote intelligent people. Which in this case, considering the slobbering drivel that is displayed daily in the CessPool, you being a prime example, would be to quote me. But first, hey donkey you mind getting out of his lap and wiping that lipstick off? That color is really not good on you. Oh gawd now get your tongue out of his ear! Little hussie, wait can an "it" be a hussie? See this is exactly what I mean. And although it pains me to the point of actual physical discomfort to have to resort to referencing Nidan1 or The Juticurr for Life Joe Shaw (emphasis on the curr)for support in this matter, I’m afraid because of the lack better resources in the CessPool I must lower my otherwise impeccable standards to theirs in my attempt to help you grasp the concept they were trying to convey. Panache, wit, style, are words that you should have your caretaker explain to you. I only lowered myself to your standards previously in the hopes that by using your sophomoric style in an attempt to achieve these goals, that it might satiate your need to speak in this manner. Calling all CessPool members , pay close attention to these next words because it is very likely it will be the last time I use them. I WAS WRONG. The shock of writing those words have caused me to become seriously ill to the point of having a near death experience so I’ll wrap this up. Are you sure you want the Californians to go home? Really want to revert to being a trailer park in the desert eh? How else are your pole dancer wannabes gonna become "actresses"? Yes I’m quite sure. The worst trailer park in Nevada is still far better than the most luxurious mansion in Malibu due to the fact it’s not in Californicate. And the waanabe actresses will do it as all Hollyweird actresses do it. By reclining on the sofas of the Hollywierd executives. If what passes as your brain is able to generate enough power to move your fingers check your email. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 It's just so DAMN cute. Almost exactly like watching two baby Howler Monkeys just learning to fling feces at each other, only less graceful. Brings a tear to my eye it does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcher Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 It's just so DAMN cute. Almost exactly like watching two baby Howler Monkeys just learning to fling feces at each other, only less graceful. Brings a tear to my eye it does. Good one. It actually coaxed a chuckle from me. Although why you would consider seeing two monkeys fling feces at each other cute is beyond me. And that is not a tear in your eye but rather a drip of sweat from your brow as you call on all the resources at your disposal to resist the urge to run down to the zoo and engage in said activity. \ And ng cavscout having read your post those many moons ago I sincerely hope you have recovered and your health is back to its former quality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 It's just so DAMN cute. Almost exactly like watching two baby Howler Monkeys just learning to fling feces at each other, only less graceful. Brings a tear to my eye it does. Getting lost reminiscing about your family reunions now? Then again what should we expect from a resident cheesehead? I wonder if Canada would still be interested in taking you all, probably not but it is worth asking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 It's just so DAMN cute. Almost exactly like watching two baby Howler Monkeys just learning to fling feces at each other, only less graceful. Brings a tear to my eye it does. How about "flinging" a turn. No references to PMs this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Well I can only believe in this instance it was the instinctive reaction on the part of my inborn desire to maintain a high standard of excellence to only want to quote intelligent people. Which in this case, considering the slobbering drivel that is displayed daily in the CessPool, you being a prime example, would be to quote me. Holy CRAP! How do you get that head of yours through doors, Sparky? Wait a minute... is Emrys playing a prank on us all and posting under a fictitious name? I WAS WRONG. Oh, wait... never mind. All of Emrys remaining circuits would blow and he'd experience a complete shut down before he could force himself to admit to being wrong in any way. Carry on, children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 See this is exactly what I mean. And although it pains me to the point of actual physical discomfort to have to resort to referencing Nidan1 or The Juticurr for Life Joe Shaw (emphasis on the curr)for support in this matter................. You should consider yourself damned lucky to have such fine examples to use as references, young lad. We would normally throw you to the hogs, but even they have delicate stomachs and would not enjoy gnawing on your lame ass. So for now we will just sit back and watch you and spurke attempt to insult each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 My Liege it seems Nidan1 has finally acquired some sense and admitted to your fine stature as a shining example to all. Not that I would expect that situation to last, he is after all a New Yawka. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 ... And ng cavscout having read your post those many moons ago I sincerely hope you have recovered and your health is back to its former quality. [serious]Thank you. I made a full recovery and returned to full duty 3 months after the incident. My health is actually just fine. There were no permanent physical effects from the wound and there have been no noticeable long term psychological issues. [ /serious] As for what I find cute, don't judge me. I have spent the last two years killing virtual zombies with Joe Shaw. That would twist anyone. He microwaves steaks for goodness sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 ...Joe Shaw....He microwaves steaks for goodness sake. Well, what else would you expect of him? Just be thankful he hasn't gotten around to boiling them yet. After all, this is Shaw we're talking about here. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Well, what else would you expect of him? Tenderloin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Tenderloin I suppose there is no point in asking for a rational explanation for what the hell you are going on about now? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 The donkey is considering which bits of OFJ would be worth BBQing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 The donkey is considering which bits of OFJ would be worth BBQing. Boiling in oil might be a viable alternative. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 18, 2014 Author Share Posted October 18, 2014 I suppose there is no point in asking for a rational explanation for what the hell you are going on about now? MichaelI'm beginning to think that my divination plan was too limited. Instead of trying to discern his meaning from ... uh ... "material" ejected from him, we should go directly to the source and get his entrails. Even if we couldn't decide what a given post actually meant, it would be his last post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Instead of trying to discern his meaning from ... uh ... "material" ejected from him, we should go directly to the source and get his entrails. That could be very dangerous considering the current state of the Ebola Breakout. Perhaps immediate incineration would be best, forget about trying to understand him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 We should do them both as a twofer. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 What is this 'we' to which you refer Michael? As a non-player the only reason you are posting here is because you homeless people are notoriously hard to track down and ruthlessly slaughter. Do not deign yourself to be 'kin' in any form to the MBT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 18, 2014 Author Share Posted October 18, 2014 What is this 'we' to which you refer Michael? As a non-player the only reason you are posting here is because you homeless people are notoriously hard to track down and ruthlessly slaughter. Do not deign yourself to be 'kin' in any form to the MBT.TECHNICALLY he's an "Other Recognized" ... one of the more stupid ideas the Olde Ones came up with for some reason. The other was letting Ozzies in ... Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 TECHNICALLY he's an "Other Recognized" ... one of the more stupid ideas the Olde Ones came up with for some reason. The other was letting Ozzies in ... Joe Was it intended to be "Recognized as other than human", maybe "other than alive"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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