Mr. Floppy74 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 ...when you see a blue line in front of you, walking down the street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil stanbridge Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 haha yes quite a problem. But it's worse when you dream about it! Go Go Go!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 ...when you are in the supermarket pushing your cart and you start moving it like an AT gun crew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 ...when you ambush the pizza delivery guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 ...when you ambush the pizza delivery guy. ... when you try to ambush the pizza delivery guy, but you are in hide mode. He is standing over you looking quizzically and asking did you order the pepperoni. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizou Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 When your huntig trips are ruined by a short cover arc.. Not shooting at anything as you imagine you are "elite/fanatical" not breaking any orders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankster65 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 When you are with your wife on a country drive and you then jabber all excitedly because you've seen the perfect hull down position. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 you argue with the cop as to why you couldn't have reciprocal LOS with the car you just backed into muttering something about micro terrain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickie Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 ....when you write her a poem in which you call her an OT-34 on which you have LOS but no LOF, tell her you are calling in CAS to keep her head down and cap her VL from behind and patiently wait for her to return the turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H1nd Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Whenever I see nice flat open field I can't help but think: "damn thats some good tank country, where is my battalion of t-34's?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjkerner Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 ....when you write her a poem in which you call her an OT-34 on which you have LOS but no LOF, tell her you are calling in CAS to keep her head down and cap her VL from behind and patiently wait for her to return the turn. Well played, sir! And in tune with your name... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 ....when you write her a poem in which you call her an OT-34 on which you have LOS but no LOF, tell her you are calling in CAS to keep her head down and cap her VL from behind and patiently wait for her to return the turn. Seems we have a "Romantic" in the House. "Sickie?" Someone call a doctor. (just kidding) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 When you try to drag your mouse (adjust camera) while watching a BN/RT video. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ridethe415 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 ...when you see the red cross of death in the distance, but it's really a red bag on the ground 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 ...when you see the red cross of death in the distance, but it's really a red bag on the ground and when you are caught rifling through it's contents you claim you are doing "buddy aid". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Penguin Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 When the cop asks you why you hit that stationary car in broad daylight, your excuse involves the phrase 'spotting cycles'....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizou Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 When you run into a tricky situation at work and wonder what the TacAI would do.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyD Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I can't tell you how often I've found myself driving down the highway and with my peripheral vision I'm checking out likely ambush positions as I pass. its the CM player's equivalent of the 'thousand yard stare'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I can't tell you how often I've found myself driving down the highway and with my peripheral vision I'm checking out likely ambush positions as I pass. its the CM player's equivalent of the 'thousand yard stare'. Just so long as you don't try any recon by fire, that could be a bit difficult to explain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6plus1SMC Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I guess they all sat back in the very old days saving - " ok now I'll jump over that pedant and move one to the left, I could get this guy" Bach in the 80's I remember standing in a street, after playing SL saving:" this hexside goes so I can point a Mg up that street and cover that too" - or seeing things, furniture and decoations in rooms, during a setting of DD, that the DDmaster never talked about ! I like that in games still :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyD Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Just so long as you don't try any recon by fire I have not been above occasionally sticking out my index finger in the familiar 'gun' pose, pointing at a copse of trees and making a "ptchew! ptchew!" firing sound as I passed it. Sometime' a guy's just gotta 'area fire' to be on the safe side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AttorneyAtWar Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 When I walk my dog I can't help but look for great defensive positions in my neighborhood. "Damn that's a fine place for a machine-gun!" I have this horribly stupid idea of making a scenario now and mapping out my neighborhood... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6plus1SMC Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 When I walk my dog I can't help but look for great defensive positions in my neighborhood. "Damn that's a fine place for a machine-gun!" I have this horribly stupid idea of making a scenario now and mapping out my neighborhood... I once made my workplace into a doom 2 level - My boos being the super monster :-) - so I know what you mean :-) Best regards Morten 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 ...when you're out walking your dog and he insists this would be a perfect spot to bury a "landmine". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macisle Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Lots of good ones here. Glad I'm not alone! When you're out with your wife and dogs on a beautiful spring morning, passing the lovely Japanese gardens, and little league teams are playing on the field across the street, and families are passing by with the cutest little kids ever, and you look at the trees, bushes, winding paths, and many elevation changes of the exquisite gardens and think... "I wonder how many men it would take to clear that!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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