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That has to be one of the most obscene pics I have ever seen on this forum. In fact, maybe it is the worst. You may have turned me off of both women and turkeys forever.

Michael

You were in to turkeys? I really didn't want to know that.

And mord, I fortunately ate before seeing that gif. Still I am likely to be scarred for years. Between that gif and wondering about Emrys and those poor turkeys, I am likely to run into serious therapy bills.

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Did I say "Montana"?

I meant Brazil.

I take it you're not a Frank Zappa fan.

http://youtu.be/DO_bKdRqkuQ

I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't

Have no boss,

But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Well I just might grow me some bees

But I'd leave the sweet stuff

For somebody else...

but then, on the other hand

I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down

Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun'

I'd have me a crop

An' it'd be on top

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