Yeknodathon Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I just wanted to point out that it is not possible to spend a week in Colorado in one day, even a Sunday. That would be breaking the laws of physics and the time fabric of the universe upon which quite a lot of the matter might be sucked onto small mounds of Ohio potatoes or sumfink. I've come to the conclusion that our itinerant, latch key Justipoppingthrough isn't the next Stephen Hawking and should stick with the current day job bailing out Greece or other worthy Goober nations. Not quite sure if Colorado fits into the same category. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 So when OFJ played MacArthur landing in Leyte on 17th Oct 1944 did he say "I have returneded. By the grace of Almighty God, our forces stand again on Philippine soil"? His drama class staff must have wept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Well, we'd get quite a few days of entertainment as he grapples with the challenging Missouri Meerschaum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 18, 2012 Author Share Posted February 18, 2012 What the Hellespont am I doing up at this hour on a Saturday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 You're a single, lonely guy with no friends or social life? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 You're a single, lonely guy with no friends or social life?Wait, WHAT? Stop the presses, we've got a scoop here people! {Sheesh} Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I can see the similarities ... McArthur was an eloquent speaker, as am I ... McArthur was courageous in battle, as am I ... McArthur was spirited out of the Phillipines on a Pt Boat ... okay I probably need to add that to my bucket list. Mind you I don't have a corncob pipe sticking out of my ear ... Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 One again Joe shows that his hand/eye coordination is seriously lacking. Or it could be that he finally took the advice of so many people who advised him to "Stick that in his ear and smoke it". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Is that an Ohio spud in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I can see the similarities ... McArthur was an eloquent speaker, as am I ... McArthur was courageous in battle, as am I ... McArthur was spirited out of the Phillipines on a Pt Boat ... okay I probably need to add that to my bucket list. Mind you I don't have a corncob pipe sticking out of my ear ... Joe It just looked right in your ear. I had to do what looked right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Pipe in his ear, foot in his mouth...its all in a day's work for Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Who's the Filipino midget standing next to him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Is that an Ohio spud in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? No one's happy to see you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 No one's happy to see you. Don't be too hard on the poor thing. It's very slow in the paddock over winter, bits turn blue and the thistles have yet to spring into life. Add that to the rubber gnome being all stiff and perished, it's not a good time at all. BTW. How did M'Lady Patch manage to slim down your gut in that photo? I knew she was very skilfull, but oh my! She has done miracles this time. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 I told her to imagine my gut was like your wit. She was able to pare it right down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 I told her to imagine my gut was like your wit. She was able to pare it right down. From huge to normal? Yeah, it's hard to keep it under control for the masses. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 From huge to normal? Noba. No, more like practically non-existent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Mind you I don't have a corncob pipe sticking out of my ear ... I don't believe you. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 No one's happy to see you. ITS A BOO MAN-BOOB... ICK, ICK, ICK! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 I don't believe you. MichaelI don't believe in you. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 This is so childish.....so like I know you are, but what am I , I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 What more can you expect from Joe? His doctors have written the book on developmental deficiencies. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 This is so childish.....so like I know you are, but what am I , I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you . We were kind of hoping you'd come in and raise the level of conversation. Can you say "Fat chance?" And where's my final turn, Capt. Sandbag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I dont know exactly.....MAYBE ITS LOST AMONG THE TWENTY SEVEN EMAILS YOU JUST SPAMMED MY INBOX WITH. Sheesh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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