OGSF Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Thas as tha Peng Challainge Thraid. Sod off ye bastarrrd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 Ain gamey oopdates, Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants as buggered off tae Austria or somewhere, complaining tha' haes laptop as noo powerful enough tae make haes pixel-truppen move. Buzzsaw as taken a break fraim bein' slapped aboot leek a haggis ain a college shower stall, an' Noba as reversin' haes Panthers towards mah mobile kitchen wagon, shakin' haes tail feathers an' pretendin' haes Kim Jung Il's step brother an' military master o' haes ain lunch box. Sae sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Ain gamey oopdates, Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants as buggered off tae Austria or somewhere, complaining tha' haes laptop as noo powerful enough tae make haes pixel-truppen move. Buzzsaw as taken a break fraim bein' slapped aboot leek a haggis ain a college shower stall, an' Noba as reversin' haes Panthers towards mah mobile kitchen wagon, shakin' haes tail feathers an' pretendin' haes Kim Jung Il's step brother an' military master o' haes ain lunch box. H Sae sod off. Meanwhile the faux_scot has taken a leaf out of joe blow's tactical manual and is leading with his weakest armoured units. Must be a soak off attack, or somefink. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Has Christmas gone yet? Bother. Didn't think so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Has Christmas gone yet? Bother. Didn't think so. Have you got that replacement blow-up Gnome I sent you, yet? Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Ain gamey oopdates, Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants as buggered off tae Austria or somewhere, complaining tha' haes laptop as noo powerful enough tae make haes pixel-truppen move. Buzzsaw as taken a break fraim bein' slapped aboot leek a haggis ain a college shower stall, an' Noba as reversin' haes Panthers towards mah mobile kitchen wagon, shakin' haes tail feathers an' pretendin' haes Kim Jung Il's step brother an' military master o' haes ain lunch box. Sae sod off. So, in other words, you're losing in all your games again. For this, we are pleased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 So, in other words, you're losing in all your games again. For this, we are pleased. In other worrrds, ye're a feckless git bastarrrd wi' boogers fer frainds. Actual boogers. Green wuns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 In other worrrds, ye're a feckless git bastarrrd wi' boogers fer frainds. Actual boogers. Green wuns. Excuse me my good man, you seem to have something stuck up your rectum? Removing the haggis from your colon will allow you to properly converse in English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 That's not haggis, that's his head. Although it's easy to see how you could mistake the two. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baneman Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Puzzled, of Edinburgh writes... - Denver, Colorado ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Yes, they chucked him out of Scotland for improper relations with a haggis - which as we all know is the most heinous offence offence known under Scottish Law. Having relations with your haggis is of course allowed in Colorado. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 In other worrrds, ye're a feckless git bastarrrd wi' boogers fer frainds. Actual boogers. Green wuns. Dear Mr Welsh Wannaby, Did you remember to send your Christmas list to Santa this year, hoping against all hope that he'll bring you some personality and charisma? Or are you just hoping for some more irregular sweaters and a giant economy container of Air-Wick to help mask your pervasive bodily funk? Did you tear a hole in the roof of your double-wide and stick a sign pointing to it that says, "Chimbley", to help poor Santa out? Will you be leaving him a plate of mild Scottish delicacies like Haggis and Meadow Muffins and bog swill as refreshments? In case Santa (In a rare display of sanity and good taste) should elect to pass you by yet again, perhaps I should send you a scenario, something small that won't tax your few, malformed brain cells. What say you, Jimmy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 In case Santa (In a rare display of sanity and good taste) should elect to pass you by yet again, perhaps I should send you a scenario, something small that won't tax your few, malformed brain cells. What say you, Jimmy? Sumthin wee wid bae bonny. Ah didnae care aboot tha parameters, ye're doomed anyhoo. An' ye kin leave ye wee green frainds on tha table cloth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 An' ye kin leave ye wee green frainds on tha table cloth. Why? Feeling a might... peckish? Set up's on the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Good God (that's me), you people are disgusting! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Good God (that's me), you people are disgusting! Michael Hah, giving out compliments - are you hoping to get a christmas card from the booger-loving chums ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 No location. No E-mail addy. Tch, tch, tch... This is what comes from not posting the rules, OGSF. Clueless SSNs* prancing about in the altogether. Now, aren't you ashamed? *(Tautology -5 points) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 No location. No E-mail addy. Tch, tch, tch... This is what comes from not posting the rules, OGSF. Clueless SSNs* prancing about in the altogether. Now, aren't you ashamed? Blind Seamus saw tha' comin'. Ah posted tha' feckin' rules. "Sod off". Af tha pillocks cannae follow tha' thain anythin more widnae work, eh? Ye're tha Deputy Auxiliary Backup Assistant (to) the Justicar etc etc. Ye kin fix at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herr_oberst Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 OGSF??? Starting a thread no less... Ye canna fin' a sheep to abuse? I remember him... "Oh God, Somethings F'ed" Why don' ye take tha poor wee span'l an' stoof it in ye mooth and save us English speaking folk (even the 'English as a second language' folk in the forum fare better than you) from your poor baaaastardization of the English language. There's a reason Siri doesn't work properly for the Scottish accent (and I use the term 'accent' loosely). It seems to have no problem with English, the Queen's English, German, or even French. So one must assume that the Scottish rank below even the French for recognition. If ye canna follow tha' feckin' English, then ye canna sod off jus' lak' tha' SSNs. Criminey... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Blind Seamus saw tha' comin'. But apparently you didn't. Big surprise, that. In your E-mail to me concerning our CMBN battle, you suggested I"bring an umbrella". To protect myself from the tears you will be shedding? The tears of a clown? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 Noo laddie. Sae mah FO and snipers kin pick ye oot ain tha millin' croowd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Oh... I'll be easy to pick out. I'll be the one with all the tanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Oh... I'll be easy to pick out. I'll be the one with all the tanks. Make sure they is 76's... he hatessss 76'ssss. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Yeah, he gets all upsets and has to go into a dark room and listen to his Miley Cyrus CDs until he feels better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 I was going to ask why listening to Miley Cyrus would make him feel better, but then I remembered who we are talking about. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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