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If anybody might be best qualified to analyze ink-blots, it would be!

Idaho Ivanho, the former paper-boy!

Here's the heretofore untold story:

Once upon a carefree, youthful time -- happily astride his 2-wheeler with training wheels and a huge well-worn handle-bar bell -- and shortly after hurling one hapless morning paper up onto an old Idaho folks' roof, and right after the previous paper had crashed into somebody else's prize-winning rose-bushes, he had chanced to glance at his last remaining newspaper and...

Saw with utter disbelief! The hippie-dippy 60's headline:

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"JFK Negotiates Test-Ban Treaty"

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He immediately saw his first (... but hardly his last!)... really crazy-strange ink-blot!

Hmmmm he'd mused -- "I see in that headline, let's see now, a Neanderthal who has... lost his beloved studded club!"

Further contemplation, and he got about -- apocolyptic apoplectic!

"This is THE END of American Exceptionalism, the Empire is falling to bits & pieces, sure, just ask the British how that works! Oh for the love of... THIS! Is no way for the Ordained to behave, this is! Abject stumbled-to-knees cowardice!"

"Should you ask me!"

"Anybody out there? Hey, anybody awake yet? O somebody! Sound the sirens, get the kids under the desks, arms over heads, if you please!"

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Well, as we notice in many replies in this very thread -- black humor is oft an antidote to... stress, angst, deep inside-out... fearfulness.

Paging Dr Strangelove! Dr Strangelove to the Emergency Room -- on the double!

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