Last night I got real high and overate. I'm a pretty active guy who typically burns 5000-6000, so when I overeat it can be pretty horrifying.
This morning my toilet paid for it. The instant I sat down the floodgates flew open; it was like a goddamned mountain of poo(or a "CringeAnarchy", to use the scientific term) was flowing out from my butthole. I eat a lot of fiber so it came out quick and easy, but goddamn there was a lot of it.
"Y I K E S" my toilet exclaimed, and who could blame it? It was designed for waste removal, but I mean come on. There have to be limits, right? It can't possibly be okay to just abuse an innocent toilet like