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Korut Zelva

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  1. hahahaha Rule the world with The Tourette King and some guy I've only read about in history books (Kuni's former website)? I can't say i'm not flattered or tempted. But I can't join the dark side of the force, I'm commited to the light side. I'm the People's Champ! No to tell the truth, it less complicated then that: I just have a genuine hatred for stinkin' Prima Donnas. So if you set-up a tag-team match agaisnt Rambo and Les the Sarge, I can be your tag-team partner.
  2. hahahaha Rule the world with The Tourette King and some guy I've only read about in history books (Kuni's former website)? I can't say i'm not flattered or tempted. But I can't join the dark side of the force, I'm commited to the light side. I'm the People's Champ! No to tell the truth, it less complicated then that: I just have a genuine hatred for stinkin' Prima Donnas. So if you set-up a tag-team match agaisnt Rambo and Les the Sarge, I can be your tag-team partner.
  3. @Former Legend: ICQ? Might as well get a telegraph. You get msn. Live in the 21 century. But I respect the simple life of the amish so just email me, if I'm at my cpu you'd probably get an answer in 5 minutes. I'm not making any promises for a week-end game thought, I've got a lots of errands in queue. @Hellraiser: No! arg ****! I don't wanna be a smacktalker! I know better than talking crap with bellicose nerds! oops I guess it's too late, I got myself a new bout of acne. hahahaha Despite the 'positive' feedbacks I got. Well, it's not my cup of tea really. So expect a short career, as I predict I'll get bored of this quickly. As far as worth goes, it's what the tourney is all about. Former Legend dropped the ball so I had to step in to defend North America's honor. So really, he should root for me since I'm trying to do HIS job. But I don't get my hopes too high. I just wanna go the distance. If I win vs Apollo Creed (Rannug), I'll upgrade my objectives from winning one game to finishing 8th. Which would be pretty decent for a rookie playing 12 of SC's best.
  4. @Former Legend: ICQ? Might as well get a telegraph. You get msn. Live in the 21 century. But I respect the simple life of the amish so just email me, if I'm at my cpu you'd probably get an answer in 5 minutes. I'm not making any promises for a week-end game thought, I've got a lots of errands in queue. @Hellraiser: No! arg ****! I don't wanna be a smacktalker! I know better than talking crap with bellicose nerds! oops I guess it's too late, I got myself a new bout of acne. hahahaha Despite the 'positive' feedbacks I got. Well, it's not my cup of tea really. So expect a short career, as I predict I'll get bored of this quickly. As far as worth goes, it's what the tourney is all about. Former Legend dropped the ball so I had to step in to defend North America's honor. So really, he should root for me since I'm trying to do HIS job. But I don't get my hopes too high. I just wanna go the distance. If I win vs Apollo Creed (Rannug), I'll upgrade my objectives from winning one game to finishing 8th. Which would be pretty decent for a rookie playing 12 of SC's best.
  5. June 41 Axis forces nearly surrounds paris Weygrand and a French corp escapes for UK canadians forces and 2 UK corps operated to french ports in time
  6. March 30 1941 (I think) UK and French troops are starting to withdraw to regroup around Paris An additionnal german corp is eliminated by landing/air/ships
  7. yeah I second thought I better censor it before a mad admin catches me.
  8. yeah I second thought I better censor it before a mad admin catches me.
  9. March 41 No Coup, No balkan minor joined yet. Is France fall a requisite trigger or just good luck for the allies? :confused: Line from paris to upper maginot hex still holding but getting pretty thin.
  10. wtf? I guess that's a "dixie-style" pick-up line. No wonder you're so popular with your cousins and cattle, Cletus. Sorry to disapoint you but where I come from we look down on ******. LMAO [ June 10, 2005, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Korut Zelva ]
  11. wtf? I guess that's a "dixie-style" pick-up line. No wonder you're so popular with your cousins and cattle, Cletus. Sorry to disapoint you but where I come from we look down on ******. LMAO [ June 10, 2005, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Korut Zelva ]
  12. sweet baby jesus in a can You might have noticed that I didn't type 7+ post a day for the last 3 years (ie this board ain't my life). So if you're such a hurry to talk to me, you'll have to email me and if I'd get back to you as time allows. Sure we can play. As long as it doesn't interfere with my tourney obligations (I'm sure you understand). First time you 'challenged' me, I already said I thought it would be a great opportunity to improve my game. I still think the same and even more so now since I'm in the tourney. You'd probably do a few tricks I'm about to face anyway so I don't mind if it spoils me the surprise and might even get myself an extra win because of it. However, last time you 'challenged' me, you balked somehow so for all I know it may just be rhetorics on your part. I guess you got disapointed I didn't up the ante in smacktalk or something. Oh Please... Grown mens playing silly cpu games is already lame as it is, let's not make this any lamer shall we? "I'm Idaho!" -Ralph Wiggum
  13. sweet baby jesus in a can You might have noticed that I didn't type 7+ post a day for the last 3 years (ie this board ain't my life). So if you're such a hurry to talk to me, you'll have to email me and if I'd get back to you as time allows. Sure we can play. As long as it doesn't interfere with my tourney obligations (I'm sure you understand). First time you 'challenged' me, I already said I thought it would be a great opportunity to improve my game. I still think the same and even more so now since I'm in the tourney. You'd probably do a few tricks I'm about to face anyway so I don't mind if it spoils me the surprise and might even get myself an extra win because of it. However, last time you 'challenged' me, you balked somehow so for all I know it may just be rhetorics on your part. I guess you got disapointed I didn't up the ante in smacktalk or something. Oh Please... Grown mens playing silly cpu games is already lame as it is, let's not make this any lamer shall we? "I'm Idaho!" -Ralph Wiggum
  14. hum... Is that considered like a strong rebuttal in Idaho? Anyway, I don't give much of a crap about your political views, values or where you come from Rambo. Despicable behavior just left you wide open to ridicule and i'm just a sucker for a good burn. Don't worry, I still like you.
  15. hum... Is that considered like a strong rebuttal in Idaho? Anyway, I don't give much of a crap about your political views, values or where you come from Rambo. Despicable behavior just left you wide open to ridicule and i'm just a sucker for a good burn. Don't worry, I still like you.
  16. January 41 RAF weakens a corp in France (no Luftwaffe interceptions in the attack), small counter-attacks on land but no kill. Rannug saved enough mpp to buy another army, he named it Waffen SS Army. In prevision for some retribution on the good people of France? Allies manuvering to keep Italy out of the war as long as possible but won't be able to keep it up forever. [ June 09, 2005, 05:47 PM: Message edited by: Korut Zelva ]
  17. I must warn you, the community revoked your LEGEND status. Abusive use of it will force us to let you to be isolated for a week on a deserted island, reading Immer Etwas poetry and with Leslie as only company. </font>
  18. What kind of person goes crying home to their mama? Certainly not Legends Legends go the distance. Finally, writters for the show have got the script for the pilot episode ready. As an insider I can give you some details. It starts on a sunday with Rambo in church praying silently for forgiveness so he can spend the rest of the week sinning his favorite capital sins: Lust, Greed and Pride. Suddenly, he hears god speak to him in a thundering voice. God says he's fed up with him and if he's serious about being a good christian he has to take anger management classes. Hilarity insues. Now a little spoiler, at the end of the show it is revealed that the voice of god was just rambo's nemesis, Dr. Zappling (wearing Frank Gorshin's Riddler costume included below) speaking over a microphone. The pilot ends with Rambo waving his fist saying: "Next time Gadget, Next time!" Personnaly I think the addition of a swede to the cast is a great idea. The opposition of a godless euro socialist vs our favorite redneck god-fearing jingoist is sure to bring the funny. I'm also lobbying to add another character called Kosmo Kuni living accross the hall from Rambo, so viewers get their fill of gayness related antics. [ June 09, 2005, 12:20 PM: Message edited by: Korut Zelva ]
  19. What kind of person goes crying home to their mama? Certainly not Legends Legends go the distance. Finally, writters for the show have got the script for the pilot episode ready. As an insider I can give you some details. It starts on a sunday with Rambo in church praying silently for forgiveness so he can spend the rest of the week sinning his favorite capital sins: Lust, Greed and Pride. Suddenly, he hears god speak to him in a thundering voice. God says he's fed up with him and if he's serious about being a good christian he has to take anger management classes. Hilarity insues. Now a little spoiler, at the end of the show it is revealed that the voice of god was just rambo's nemesis, Dr. Zappling (wearing Frank Gorshin's Riddler costume included below) speaking over a microphone. The pilot ends with Rambo waving his fist saying: "Next time Gadget, Next time!" Personnaly I think the addition of a swede to the cast is a great idea. The opposition of a godless euro socialist vs our favorite redneck god-fearing jingoist is sure to bring the funny. I'm also lobbying to add another character called Kosmo Kuni living accross the hall from Rambo, so viewers get their fill of gayness related antics. [ June 09, 2005, 12:20 PM: Message edited by: Korut Zelva ]
  20. http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/meeting.html
  21. Actually, I made a few phone calls in turns out it's gonna be a tv series. It's like Seinfeld but with a twist: All characters (male and female) will be played by rambo himself. Considering the setting is in Idaho, it's not THAT far off from the truth.
  22. Actually, I made a few phone calls in turns out it's gonna be a tv series. It's like Seinfeld but with a twist: All characters (male and female) will be played by rambo himself. Considering the setting is in Idaho, it's not THAT far off from the truth.
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