General Jack Ripper

Uh oh. Literally who? is mad at me!

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Why don't you bend over and fondle Ukraine's genitals like the rest of us?

You wouldn't get it, even if I explained it to you.

He just wanted to be left alone.

I'm not dead, but my computer is on life support, and I am sick of working overtime.

Haven't heard from you in a while. Hope you're all right.

I was hoping to touch base with you about a project, but I see you're absent.

Be safe.

I got a new job, thanks to Benjamin Franklin.

I see you haven't been around for a while, but if you do get this, please know some folks are waiting patiently for some Shock Force mods to appear on the new repository.  That's all.

Hope everything's okay.

I'll be gone for a month or so. See you when I get back!

For a disembodied brain floating in a jar full of Red Bull, you're a wonderful human being!

Christmas, bah! Humbug!

Nuclear Combat! Toe-to-toe with them Ruskies! YEE HAW!

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy, to sap and impurify, all of our precious bodily fluids!

The pool is open! See Ya!

Need a new pool liner!

Bug Spray!

Beef noodle! Delicious!

Visiting mom for Easter. Yay...

Smells like Pork Chops!

Steak is delicious!

I have to pee!

Kill them, kill them all!

What exactly are you trying to accomplish here?