General Jack Ripper

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Why don't you bend over and fondle Ukraine's genitals like the rest of us?

You wouldn't get it, even if I explained it to you.

He just wanted to be left alone.

Haven't heard from you in a while. Hope you're all right.

I got a new job, thanks to Benjamin Franklin.

I see you haven't been around for a while, but if you do get this, please know some folks are waiting patiently for some Shock Force mods to appear on the new repository.  That's all.

Hope everything's okay.

I was hoping to touch base with you about a project, but I see you're absent.

Be safe.

I'll be gone for a month or so. See you when I get back!

I'm not dead, but my computer is on life support, and I am sick of working overtime.

Uh oh. Literally who? is mad at me!

lol

Beef noodle! Delicious!

Bug Spray!

Christmas, bah! Humbug!

For a disembodied brain floating in a jar full of Red Bull, you're a wonderful human being!

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy, to sap and impurify, all of our precious bodily fluids!

I have to pee!

Kill them, kill them all!

Need a new pool liner!

Nuclear Combat! Toe-to-toe with them Ruskies! YEE HAW!

Smells like Pork Chops!

Steak is delicious!

The pool is open! See Ya!

Visiting mom for Easter. Yay...

What exactly are you trying to accomplish here?