Cpt Kernow

86PONYFANCIERS Seeing that I have just nuked your equine shagging horde of the face of the earth which in play testing allways resulted in the auto surrender I KNOW that your sig is now mine. You didnt mention anything about not using the scenario editor to make er certain alterations like giving myself about 20 288mm Elite rocket spotters, TRPS to match and then padlocking your units in there start positions and pumping the ammo load of said FO's up to max. (Anyone wanting to see the highly amusing resulting carnage drop me a line, believe me it like a feckin VOLCANO OF TNT erupted underneath his mule loving ruskies.) All I recall is the qualifier You have to get a Major. A major is what I have got one way or another and now your sig belongs to ME :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: [ September 11, 2003, 02:08 PM: Message edited by: Cpt Kernow ]

Ok Maggots. :mad: The Bestial pony voyeur has borrowed some machismo off his mother and found the balls to return my set up. Seeing my victory is a feckin certainity and barebackponyrider is good for his word we have to come up with a new sig. Seeing that he is an equine perv this needs to be a corruption of his present sig which is: : I know what you're thinkin': Did he fire forty six shots of AP or only forty five? To tell you the truth, in this excitement I kind'a lost track myself. But being as this is a 128mm L/55, the most powerful antitank gun in the world, and a shot will blow your turret clean off, well, then you have to ask yourself only one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do you ... Comrad?" References to being a pony fiddler/gobbler would of course be topical.

Turn sent to 86pansy@ponyshow.com If he can bring himself to tear himself away from showing pony then his sig is mine. Ive got something to show you 86possumstaber. MASMERIFIC LEVELS OF WHITE HOT MOLTEN PONY INFERNO LEVELS OF TNT. GRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHGAHGAHHHHHHHHH :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Dont wimp out on me. [ September 11, 2003, 05:15 AM: Message edited by: Cpt Kernow ]

Hey 86 smallpenisesmakemehappyem GRAGHGAHRAGHGARHGAHRHGAHGARRRRRRAAAAAHGHARHRRRRARARRARARRARARARRARARGGGHAHGARRAAAAA :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Need your mail so I can take your sig u FOOL.

Yea well its 11 seconds later. Something happened and I felt a slight twinge. YOU CALL THAT A BOMB. GRRRRRAAAGHHHAGHAHGAHAGHGHAGGARRRRRRRAFFGGAHHAGGA :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: : :mad: :mad:

86smopuim You Are a moldy maggot stuffed flange and your sig belongs to ME. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Turn is will be sent as soon as your man enough to give me your email. GRRRRRRAGHHH etc etc. [ September 10, 2003, 08:40 AM: Message edited by: Cpt Kernow ]

I got to the store but the cashier asked for real money for the fags (Cigarettes) and I was expeting to give her an access code so I could get onto Op2 smokefags. What gives. P.S. I know this isnt very funny.

You cant use them in meeting engagement QB's.

remember you cant use preplanned barrages in ME's.

I played ponryi express and it was a good byte battle, well done. Now if I can just squeeze in a 100,000,000 point TCP/IP QB during my lunch break.

Id like to give some feed back on "Ponyri Express". A good effort at a CMBB byte battle. [ July 24, 2003, 06:39 AM: Message edited by: Cpt Kernow ]

Its epic. Final battle pits massive swarms of ivan armour gainst small but potent groups of hun uber cats. With loads of artilery and slpodicon stuff thrown in to. It just goes bang boom BANG. So much carnage, great map awesome. It is a rock an roll scenario. Salutes to jwxspoon. Kernow.

I would have to disagree, it is allready to easy. A scenario is ment to be a challenge not a foregone conclusion, which it would become if you add the elements you talk of.

Eichenbaum What is being said is that is possible to gain the access code by advancing forces allmost unopposed up the flanks. The majority of thge IVAN force disposition defends the centre. This is a great map and good scenario, however I think to really polish it off you need to add extra IVAN forces (maybe the odd ATG bunker) on the flanks. As it stands the player can get the code without actually feeling like he has achieved anything. I felt it was quite easy to get the code. To actualy beat the scenario (In terms of normal victory conditions ) is quite another question. I dont consider my tactics gamey either as it sound practise to deploy and advance units on all flanks. My paratroops on the left intialy met some easily overcome opposition and then had unopposed movement deep into the left flank which exposed the code. Whilst I condsider this scenario very good and realy like the concept I think it would be even better if the IVAN flanks were not so easy to roll over. On another note, perhaps another way of doing this, perhaps with smaller battles, is to have the next battle one must fight predicated by the victory outcome. For example If TotalVic then play map A2 If Major then play map A2 If Tac then PLay map A2 If minor then play map A3 If draw play map A3 If major defeat map B1 etc etc. Of course you would have to rely on the honour system. Might be rather labour intensive to set up also. Anyway Great idea, and great scenario just my thoughts on how it could be made even better. Cheers Kernow.

The reason I wanted to do this was to play in battles that are 1. Diverse 2. Use different units 3. ARE NOT ALLWAYS BALANCED (For either side) I thought it would make a change. I know I could do my own biltong camp but I dont like playing the AI, I wanted to face all the different situations that Bilt threw up but against a human. I have had one offer, and will be exploring that. Cheers Kernow.