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Edward Windsor

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  1. Well, the festive season is well and truly a dim, distant memory :(

    Still, if any of you maggots want to indulge in a little post-dated seasonal tomfoolery we could always drop by the Peng thread with a few wisecracks about being lesbians trapped in men's bodies :mad:

    Turns out later tonight. Possibly.

    Teddy

    PS I can't believe none of you guys want to help out with the nice request for a CMBB manual pdf.

  2. Originally posted by Monty:

    When i open the CMAK armor thickness exell file's, i dont see any data.

    How do i use it/find the data ?

    :confused:

    Monty

    Hello Monty,

    I didn't have any problems but I was only using a viewer. Maybe this will help:

    "For Excel users (full version only): The tables will initially show up as being blank. You need to *Select All* and choose a font or font color for the page to make the text visible. I don't know why things don't convert properly between various Microsoft products. :-("

    Cheers,

    Teddy

  3. Originally posted by Axe2121:

    *sniff* I feel so...so...used. I suppose you'll play PBEMs with any hussy that dangles a .txt file in front of your nose. And do you tell all your opponents, "This is one of the best PBEMs I've ever played!"? You cad. *sniff*

    Don't tell me you fell for that old line? Beneath that cuddly exterior, Dave is one smoooth operator. He'll love you and he'll leave you, break your heart and deceive you. Because wherever he lays his hat, that's his home :mad:

    Hope all you maggots have a happy New Year,

    Bottoms up,

    Teddy

  4. Originally posted by Soddball:

    I originally released it for CM:BO with British Paratroopers and I'm quite tempted to release it as a campaign this time. I thought perhaps two or maybe even three dams, with a first, night time attack by the paras to take the dam and then two subsequent daylight battles whilst they struggle to hold off the German onslaught until reinforcements arrive.

    Then again, I might just stick with the formula that works.

    Any thoughts?

    I'm not normally a fan of operations (I must have a short attention span or...) but that sounds an intriguing proposition. I don't supose you could reign in your wild and crazy imagination, though, to limit it to a couple of thousand points?

    Teddy

  5. Originally posted by Soddball:

    In a month or two's time I will be looking for one or two brave playtesters with super-dooper computers to playtest my new campaign against me. The map is half finished. The first two battalions are in.

    That sounds like a job for Axe and his new Cray :mad: :mad: :mad:

    Any plans to update Kneiber Dam? That would look marvellous in the middle of the desert during daylight hours ... although I have my doubts about its historical accuracy. Not that it's ever stopped you before :mad: :mad: :mad:

    Teddy

    [ December 30, 2003, 07:32 AM: Message edited by: Edward Windsor ]

  6. Game updates after fighting my way off the sofa ...

    Mike and I have finished Line of Defence. He was always going to be in trouble once he'd shot down my CAS before it had taken out half my armour ... the demo can now be uninstalled, but it has given me more entertainment than many games I've paid full price for :mad:

    Snarker is kicking my bottom all over the Po Valley. He is, of course, a maggot :mad:

    Dave and I are still staggering around in a sandstorm, trying to work out if the briefing to Ambush! bears any resemblance to what our poor men are experiencing. It currently looks as though the outcome will be as historically accurate as U-571 :mad:

    Axe has skipped town with his Italians after my lucky start to Clash of Titans. My Brits are at the oasis, splashing around on their lilos, drinking G&Ts and awaiting his return :mad:

    Right, I've still got half a turkey and a few cases of red wine to get through :(

    Teddy

    PS Saw Galaxy Quest yesterday ... Sigourney Weaver is going to be giving me sleepless nights for a while :mad: :mad: :mad:

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