Edward Windsor
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I'd like to second that emotion.Originally posted by Soddball:Jim, great to hear that your wife will be coming out of hospital soon.
It's like Monty Python meets Lord of the Rings over there, without the laughs and special effects budget :mad:Originally posted by Soddball:That would make us rather too Pengy.
Well if you ever get tired of waiting, 1.03 seems to have appeared in typical CDV fashion, your sig looks curiously empty and my tree of love is already positively sagging from the weight of hot white coconuts that need shaking from it :mad:Originally posted by Soddball:We are a STILL WAITING FOR GOODALE TO SEND A DAMN TURN THREAD and proud of it!!
Teddy
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Nice idea, muppet, but unfortunately that requires a degree of competence that has so far eluded me. If my opponents don't blow a whistle and advance slowly in a line towards my MGs and guns then things can get very messy - normally for me.Originally posted by Robohn:Gamey use of guns on ridges? Where the hell are you supposed to put em? I realize the game engine has problems at the moment letting you hit em, but bring some mortars to deal with em.
Does anyone know if Dom Perignon is tax deductable?
Teddy
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Dang, I really ought to read what I publish. Is illiteracy a defence against libel?Originally posted by Snarker::mad: :mad: Axe hit my gun you AAR non-reading secret agent type.
:mad: :mad: Have you any idea how many forms he's got me filling out? If he wasn't a fellow employee of the Queen and country I'd have let him have it with the PPK :mad: :mad:Originally posted by Snarker:BTW, did the tax collector I bribed visit yet? :mad:
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That would be my iron fists showing through the velvet gloves – I’d better visit Saville Row for a new pair. Hurry up with the next move, muppet, I want to see how many more penetrations your sneaky flanking A/Cs can take before the crews bail.Originally posted by mike_the_wino:Teddy may be the ultime, suave spy but his CMBB game has a bit of a rough edge to it.
Go on, admit it, you’re going to miss shaking coconuts from my tree. Yet I am forced to concede a minor defeat for me is indeed a victory for you. Well played, muppet, although I think you will find the other half of my army is waiting patiently around the major flag for your miserable peasant hordes to show their faces. Life can be so unfair sometimes.Originally posted by Soddball:Teddy Windsor has been flambéed and is now sobbing his heart out at the thought that my sig is going to be liberated from his rancid perversitudes ….
Sigh,
Teddy the big fat loser
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I finally got around to doing it - you were right on both counts. There's now also a byte-size AAR from Axe2121 for your delectation.Originally posted by Eden Smallwood:If it could be improved at all, I would say this: A slightly larger typeface would benefit those of us old enough to imbibe, and a "Next Page" button on the bottom (when you're done reading that page) would be appropriate.
Teddy
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You're more than welcome, muppet. That was a damn fast reply - I hope your editor knows you spend all day surfing the net :mad:Originally posted by Axe2121:And a big thank you to Edward.
Let me know if you want to indulge in more AAR fruitiness if 1.03 ever arrives.
Teddy
Edited to add: If Snarker would like to add his side of the story (such as gamey use of guns on ridges in 1.02), he knows who to get in touch with :mad:
[ June 04, 2003, 07:32 AM: Message edited by: Edward Windsor ]
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Angry Out Loud! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
[ June 04, 2003, 07:23 AM: Message edited by: Edward Windsor ]
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Nippy, you Alaskans certainly have a strange way of killing time. I hope your bottom is feeling better soon.
And speaking of bottoms ... Arse69, I had a little spare time today in between battling arch-villains, averting the end of the world as we know it and feeding witty one-liners to babes in leather catsuits. See what you think.
Chin chin,
Teddy
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What Robohn meant to say:
Maggot , that makes me head boil with molten TNT, you puss-filled sack of ant vomit :mad: I spewed forth the warning my apocalypse abacus was moldy before MG sent his last turn :mad: Stop choking your chicken and send me a file before the next electrical storm :mad:
Your Daddy to be :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Edited for extra fury: :mad:
[ June 03, 2003, 04:13 PM: Message edited by: Edward Windsor ]
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Sorry Axe ... I've been busy driving Ferraris, drinking G&T and entertaining beautiful ladies. Once I've apprehended the evil Professor Skwarkenklux, rescued Agent 57 and adjusted the Earth's electromagnetism to restore gravity's pull, I should be able to return to my secret chateau, fire up the old Kray and check my hotmail account. Give me a few hours.Originally posted by Axe2121:Paging Edward Windsor. Paging Edward Windsor. Check your e-mail.
Toodle pip,
Teddy
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:mad: :mad: :mad:Originally posted by Snarker:Egggcelent.
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Morning muppets, I'm back.
Unfortunately, as Mikey so correctly surmised, complications at customs delayed my re-entry to good old Blighty.
I tried to explain to the nice man with the Marigolds that the goat porn I'd collected for Soddball had high artistic merit and that the exotic cigarettes were to ease my little chum's medical condition, but sadly the moustachioed official wasn't having any of it.
The experience was certainly interesting, but I can't understand why Snarker would want to pay for it.
Turns out when I can bring myself to sit down again and switch on the PC.
Chin chin,
Teddy
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Is that an oxymoron?Originally posted by redwolf:It has to go through CDV quality assurance
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This may be premature, muppet, but check it out :mad: :mad:Originally posted by Axe2121:Paddington and I are still breaking in the snowshoes. No sightings yet.
You may well have sat on your fat bottom for 10 turns, my curiously hairy little chum, but I have been manoeuvring cunningly around the battlefield. Your tactical nous, such as it ever was, has obviously been eroded by the years of meths drinking and a nasty mould infection from MG :mad: :mad: Unfortunately I have a feeling your "route one" approach may yet pay dividends in this miserable ME. I suggest that the inevitable rematch is played as an attack/defence scenario on an imported map.Originally posted by mike_the_wino:Not much of interest in my game with Teddy. After 10 turns of nothing he finally found the VLs and TNT is starting to fly. Hard to tell but I may have found the beginnings of a forward fire base that is not long for this world.
On a completely unrelated note, where the smeg is 1.03?
And does anyone know if Soddball has returned from his wife-shopping in Russia?
Chin chin,
Teddy
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Gosh ... things are getting awfully messy in our all infantry get-together.Originally posted by Soddball:Ohhh godd. Brain hurt.s Toruns out to lall. today.
If I were Itchy and Soddball were Scratchy (I told him that rash didn't look like heat spots), our encounter could be neatly summarised thus...
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Ooooooh, I'm really messing with his mind now ... I think the first cracks are starting to show as the doubts and fears grow.Originally posted by mike_the_wino:Teddy and I are playing on the largest map possible and the lad can't seem to find the VLs much move to them. Not a shot fired by either side.
Mikey, you've obviously played too many games with MG - I'm not just going to race my tin cans around until they've all popped and then line up my men so you can hose them down with molten TNT :mad: You're going to have to wait a while first.
We're not even a quarter of the way through what it supposed to be a TACTICAL encounter. Patience, my son, good things will come to those who wait.
Here endeth the lesson,
Teddy
PS Does anyone know if Soddball has returned from Thailand yet?
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Dave had me going for minute there...Originally posted by Axe2121:Originally posted in the previous thread by Dave H:
"MasterGoodale, we've all abandoned the Cheery Waffle threads and moved over to the Peng thread. It's been fun, but we want to hang out with the really cool people now. They've welcomed us there with open arms and made us all knights! Hurry on over."
Wouldn't that be a sight to see?
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I think you're a great hairy twat too :mad:Originally posted by MasterGoodale:What do you think Brood? HHRRRMMM??? :mad:
Teddy
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With my Teutonic ancestry, impeccable lineage and perfect breeding you can chalk me up as a German officer. Plus I look fantastic in lederhosen and like eating sausage.Originally posted by Soddball:To make it extra-special-evil, I will be including the forum names of willing volunteers. So if you want to be included in Cheery Waffle, post here and tell me what side you want to be (Krauts or Russkies) and whether you want to be in infantry, support, vehicles, tanks or artillery.
Chin chin,
Teddy
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Turns out, muppets.
Will my brave boys run out of bullets before Soddball runs out of SMG psychos to chuck at them?
Will Mikey and I ever meet each other on the widest, flattest, openest, most unattractive piece of steppe I've ever had the misfortune to set eyes on?
Or will I lose the will to live and challenge MG to a 10,000pt QB?
All will be revealed in next week's exciting instalment of The Fury Maggot's Moldy Lightning Strike of Furious, Bitter, Molten, TNT Ants.
Teddy
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I'm guessing this is CMBO related?
Pass. I just use AndrewTF's.Originally posted by Von Paulus:It's a long time, but I've heard about Allied uniforms for CMMOS, is it still on way ?
Try ftp://ftp.combatmission.com/vehicles/allied/bergman/bergman_all_US_FF_m4_HR.zipOriginally posted by Von Paulus:Besides that, I've seen on some people's computers French versions of Shermans for CMMOS, and now it's impossible to find 'em, where can I D/L them ?
Teddy
Edited to add: I've just read the thread title ... of course it's CMBO related. I knew that all along.
[ May 15, 2003, 11:10 AM: Message edited by: Edward Windsor ]
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Aaah, the Delia Smith of the Combat Mission world. I bet you look just swell with a little pinny on … I’m going to hold that thought until I get to bed.Originally posted by Soddball:Teddy Windsor is being pureed into a vinaigrette dressing.
I’m just messing with what’s left of your mind, Mikey. I always like to do a little sneaky recon and get the flamethrowers in place before I roll in the KVs.Originally posted by mike_the_wino:Teddy is playing bunny rabbit and has gone to ground. Not a lick of TNT chucked by either side.
There’ll be very few turns for either of you until after the weekend, muppets. Try not to miss me too much,
Toodle pip,
Teddy
BTW I’m slightly confused - has MG become a competent CMBB player? Would his “Harem of Bitches” care to comment on the matter?
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Excellent news.
Thanks Mike.
Brooding over stale ale, cheery ants and moldy waffles
in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
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