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No, don't want a bunch of Mormon wives!

But I don't want to be an Olde One!

The one on the left of course.

I consider this a sculpture of good taste.

Page 2 el twititas!

Why don't they let Peng speak?

Oh Boo, one of the funny things about the sketch was how people would ask for Coke and they would say No Coke, Pepsi. Over here, people automatically ask for Coke because most places serve Coke. Few places serve Pepsi, so it is always a surprise when you ask for a coke and a server says they don't have Coke, is Pepsi okay? Ohians!

I think it's Pepsi! No Coke!

And spotted dick for dessert.

Yekky, I think you scared away Braided Dick.

I found that out on facebook.

Boo's head is huge, but is the lightest part of his body.

It just looked right in your ear. I had to do what looked right.

It's Wednesday.

I think that worked. Thanks. I think!

Make that song get out of my head!!!!!!!

The Lord is blessing me, Right now, oh right now I said The Lord is blessing me, Right now, oh right now He woke me up this morning And started me on my way The Lord is blessing me, Right now, oh right now Repeat Verse One He woke me up this morning I was clothed in my right mind He didn't let me sleep too late He woke me, woke me, work me, right on time He woke me up this morning And started me on my way The Lord is blessing me, Right now, oh right now Repeat Musical Interlude Tenor The Lord is blessing me right now The Lord is blessing me right now Alto The Lord is blessing me Right now, oh right now Soprano The Lord is blessing me Right now, He is blessing me He woke me up this morning And started me on my way The Lord Is Blessing me Right now Ohhhhh Right now!

You want to play a game of dominos with Emry?

Merry Christmas pillocks!

Is the tree all decorated in the paddock?

Did Dorosh move to Russia? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/07/russia-mummified-bodies_n_1079284.html

Dingle bells Dingle bells Dingle all the way....

Don't scratch you nong!

Aren't you too old for chicken pox?