Ay, Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw
It's Yeknod the Donkey.
jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw.
De Grey and Frumpy Donkey.
Lalalalalalalalala. lalalalalaladidooda.
Seanachai's got a little friend his name is Yeknod.
The cutest little donkey, you never see him kick.
When Seanachai vists his Cesspoolians with Yeknod he'll be.
Because Boo cannot climb the Cess the sides too slippery.
(Chorus)
Dingleberriess around his feet and presents on da sled.
Hey look at da Justicar's duncecap, on top of Yeknods head.
A pair of shoes for Noba and a dress for Emrys.
Da label on de inside says dare made in Minneap-a-lee.
(Chorus)
Children sing and clap dare hands and Yeknod starts ta dance.
Dey talk Ozztralian to him and he even understands!
Ay, Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw
It's Yeknod the Donkey.
jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw.
De Grey and Frumpy Donkey.
Lalalalalalalalala. lalalalalaladidooda.
HeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaawww!
Hooooooooooooooonk!