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Patch

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  1. I believe it was detonated by a teleporting Chihuahua. It is well known that this breed of dog has those abilities and me being the owner of one have in fact witnessed it teleport on many occasions. Many times I get up to let the dog out when it is barking at the door only to find there is no dog there and to see the dog laying down on the sofa as if it had been there all along. It also has appeared right in front of my fox terrier as soon as he was about to chew on a rawhide to have it quickly snatched away before he even gets a single chew. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chihuahua_(dog) This documentary on youtube will prove that Hitler did in fact use Chihuahuas in combat.
  2. So it is only Boo, Emrys and Noba remaining? Where is Joe Shaw and the Olde Ones?!?!?
  3. Ay, Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw It's Yeknod the Donkey. jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw. De Grey and Frumpy Donkey. Lalalalalalalalala. lalalalalaladidooda. Seanachai's got a little friend his name is Yeknod. The cutest little donkey, you never see him kick. When Seanachai vists his Cesspoolians with Yeknod he'll be. Because Boo cannot climb the Cess the sides too slippery. (Chorus) Dingleberriess around his feet and presents on da sled. Hey look at da Justicar's duncecap, on top of Yeknods head. A pair of shoes for Noba and a dress for Emrys. Da label on de inside says dare made in Minneap-a-lee. (Chorus) Children sing and clap dare hands and Yeknod starts ta dance. Dey talk Ozztralian to him and he even understands! Ay, Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw It's Yeknod the Donkey. jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw. De Grey and Frumpy Donkey. Lalalalalalalalala. lalalalalaladidooda. HeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaawww! Hooooooooooooooonk!
  4. The Gnomey club? G-N-O M-E-Y G-N-O-M-E! That doesn't really work.
  5. I remember when the Gnome dropped a frozen chicken brick on his foot. And also, when Joe pulled out his silverware drawer. Good times.
  6. And what are you doing with Emry's pantaloons? I'm sure everyone here wants to know the answer to that question.
  7. He'd have to be very small to be a small friend of a Gnome.
  8. With any luck, he wears meggings too. Don't want you to feel you are the only one.
  9. I think you should be friends with the little Gnome. He doesn't have many friends.
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