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    A Peng Challenge Too Far

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace:

    Well, if your school teacher happened to be a 20-something female with nice attributes, the only trauma would be discomfort caused by a case of ever-tightening trousers.

    However, if the teacher was male, all I can say is 'this is our choice of uniform in the MBT'!

    So if you fear for your sanity, exit, and return to your smoked eels.

    Mace<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I also suffer from the trousers you mentioned. Somehow, mine tighten after the first washing but I am suspecting it's because of my formidable paunch.

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    A Peng Challenge Too Far

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai:

    Finally, the knowledge that Peng might arrive in the Twin Cities (heir to Rome and Athens, upon which they were modeled) of Minneapolis and St. Paul, fills me with both dread and elation. Dread in terms of the savage hit my wallet will take filling the empty keg that he is with alcohol, and elation that I will then be able to put him in a cab, and have him deposited in the Philips neighbourhood wearing an incredibly cheesy war-bonnet and carrying a huge Atlanta Braves foam tomahawk wearing a sign that says 'I'm from Pennsylvania, Give Us a Kiss'.

    [ 09-20-2001: Message edited by: Seanachai ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I wonder if the effort of replying to such a long winded post is worth the effort. MRPeng much like myself, is an ardent and oh so avid Phillies Phan. I could explain the intricacies of such a life choice but I'm sure that baseball is foreign to to a bard such as yourself. It has nothing to do with Poetry or the transliteration of the Canterbery Tales. The Phanaticism would keep me and people like myself from ever wearing something that even remotely resembled the outfit of the evil, commie, godless Atlanta Braves.

    I'm sure that it's been snowing since August in the land of the Twin Cities and the Singular Wit. So, I admonish the Pod to wear his galoshes. (Almost said "rubbers" but then I would have to request a sitting down from Sir Bauhaus).

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    A Peng Challenge Too Far

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    This is from August of 2000. I was so touched by it that I thought I might share it with you miscreants:

    Hiram, when you understand.....you are lost to the world, but a whole new alternate one opens up, abuse, torture, whiny invectitude, shoddy sylogisms, crushing metaphors, occasional allegory and thanks to Sean*Joseph Campbell*achi, the heroes journey myth, Abandon hope, they have sucked you in. Once invited to the banquet, you think you can leave???? Not a chance, you are condemned here to this circle of hell, the nether world, so to speak. I was lost a long time ago, post #2 butmy brains are too creaky and I can't type in pusillimous, putrescent streams of conciousness on demand.....You are lost dear Hiram, enjoy the ride, we who inhabit this space, attracted like moths to the illuminati, rarely transcend our lot. Perhaps like some Dantian lost soul we can only briefly lift ourselves to rant or wipe the spittle from our engorged lips as others trapse over our entombed body.

    You have been granted a rare honor boy,carpe diem,carpe diem, throw your weight around, they seem kindly disposed towards you, me they generally ignore, it's best that way.

    I suppose as a lawyer, it is my fate to have to admire from afar the ramblings, forver denied the promise land, seen only at a distance, but seen nonetheless; only to sink back in to somnambulent haze, wishing I had the strength of my younger days, but alas my teeth are in that jar over there and rarely used these days.

    So yong Hiram, go dream of your Hamsters, gerbils, Chinchillas and other rodentia, pray you never wake up and discover that THIS is YOUR true reality.......................

    a year wasted, eh jdmorse?

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    A Peng Challenge Too Far

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    Sir Berlichtingen, I am writing this to acknowledge receipt of the Monday you have delivered unto me. Only someone so evil could bring an unmodded Monday to the hapless and the bewildered. Whatever may go wrong does go wrong. I yearn for the weekend that was and for the vacation that will not come to pass. I do not thank you for the evil you have spawned. But, I acknowledge that only you could have done something so foul and maleovent. I may protrate myself and beg your mercy so that another another Monday might not happen but I know deep within your blackened heart, that 6 days from now, you will do the same thing again. I hope you're happy.

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    The Master, Margarita and the Peng Challenge thread

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis:

    Shame and defeat were handed to me twice yesterday first van scraps St. Louis Rams stole an overtime heartbreaker against my Philadelphia Eagles. I baked in the hot sun until deep into the 3rd quarter when the sun began to set over The Vet.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I share your dismay, my tan brother. All frivolity is banned for 2 weeks in my abode.

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    Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, Play the Peng Challenge For Me

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    But you see Hiram, that's the problem, there ARE no "Powers That Be" and no enforcement.

    I am saddened that you find me tiresome, perhaps you could go away and come back with a different name, that might help.

    Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I thank you for the warm welcome back and am sad that I made you sad. As for the name change, I haven't heard whether you approve of my new nome-de-poop or not. I care, Joe.

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