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rleete

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  1. Sorry, I haven't upgraded my copy of "ghetto-speak for Windows XP".
  2. Yo, Boo. You don't be dissin' da Seanie-babe, or we gots to bust a cap in you a$$. Word.
  3. *large puff of white smoke* Your wish is granted. Kinda-sorta. Except the name isn't Svetlana, it's Sven. And he's not quite a woman, yet. But the hormones are working well. Ya might wanna send the wife and kiddies out to a movie or somefink.
  4. Of course it is. The sooner you realize that, the easier life will be for you. You think you're stuck in that dead-end job, living that miserable life and feeling all hopeless and forelorn without some outside influences? Oh, waitaminute. You really are that much of a loser. Nevermind.
  5. Let's hope they don't have my gaming skills. The last thing the cesspool needs is another crappy gamer. Oh, and not only did you spell my name wrong, you forgot to bold. Slacker.
  6. If you're feeling particularly masochistic, I still have the copy of Come and See that Gyrene sent me. Send me a PM.
  7. Any of you cretins ever have Apolda beer? One of our company's divisions is over there (former East Germany), and the manager brought some over. This, of course, was before the stupid rule makers got the airlines all messed up. Very good stuff, IMO. German beer: so good even the Soviets couldn't mess it up.
  8. Old Foul Joe as usual, has it all wrong. the International Date Line is a toll free number you can call to find out everything you need to know about dates. Like when they're ripe enough to pick, recipes, that sort of thing. It's important to have the number handy, as seen in the Raiders of the Lost Ark. Remember when Dr. Jones throws the date up into the air, and is about to catch it in his mouth? Well, his good friend Sallah catches it before he can, and says, "Bad dates". Because, as you recall, he is on the phone! They know this stuff.
  9. They must have asked you to get the information for them.
  10. If he were to "mock his betters", don't you think there are better places to look for them than in the MBT? And it's fairly certain that you wouldn't be the first choice, either. Boo, why do you keep pitching these sofballs? Too easy.
  11. Last night on Noggin (kid's channel) the theme was rhymes. Coincidence? I think not.
  12. I give you an easy out, and you go and admit to incompetence. Way to go, Sparky.
  13. Wit, style and the ability to form coherent thoughts?
  14. Wow. You need a vacation. {note to self: don't press that button again.} Oh, and thanks for the new sig!
  15. I take 8 months to give up halfway through the first one, and you want to do it again? Have you always been a glutton for punishment like that? Did you purposely pass notes in class so the nuns would rap your knuckles with a ruler? Do you swear at cops just for the fun of getting a ticket? Do you blatantly cheat on income taxes just to experience the joy that is an IRS audit? Sheesh, just tell Berlichtingen that you don't hate Mondays and leave me out of it.
  16. My neice, an aspiring actress, has recently been chosen as a "minor character" in the hippy film Taking Woodstock, directed by Ang Lee. It's a speaking role, so it's step up from just an extra. Here's hoping she makes the big time. IMDb link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127896/fullcredits (no, she is not listed there) MrPeng, I've left you hanging for long enough (you're starting to get a bit pungent). I hereby officially surrender. You may now place the Asterisk of Shame next to my name.
  17. Are you sure? After all, I wouldn't doubt he does it for fun anyway. You know the strange sounds that come from the paddock at night.
  18. Those aren't instructions, he dialed the wrong number. He's trying to order a pizza.
  19. Nah, we should just send him into the bulk candy section of the local food mart. Dig in, Boo!
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