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What's wrong with a bullet or two?

Sid Meyer's Pirates. A brilliant strategy game marred by an absolutely assinine dancing video game in the middle. The worst part was you couldn't skip it, or chosse some sort of autoresolution, and if you didn't mater it, you couldn't advance.

I gave up after 27. Damn goobernational.

I can get you started on that.

Just your head.

Ya know, I was just about to DL the demo, and came to this thread first. Glad I did, because with that attitude, I don't want to have to give them my money if I liked it.

No, it's worse than that. It'll erase all your porn!

I always thought it was a taunt, and you're just too daft to come up with something original. You honestly don't think we believed it, did you?

He grew up using flint tools, cut him a break. They hadn't learned the secret of steel in those days.

Pssst. He's a lawyer. Goes with the profession.

Bah. Typical minor bureaucrat; a day late and a dollar short. I dined and drank with ol' what-his-face 5 or 6 years ago. Met him at a bar in Waco. He even posted attesting to that the following day.

Only if the movie was made in prehistoric times. Or, you meant to type 7000 year old.

"4. Members agree, through use of this service, that this Forum will not be used to post any material which is...vulgar...obscene... sexually oriented..." No need for Coventry, just report him to BFC.

Wasn't that a James Bond film?

Yes, but Mensch was banned. Hard to be an Olde Fart when he's persona non gratis. Thanks for the sig, Donkey

Several, but only one is fancy...

stoat (no capitalization) was my squire, not Berli's. He (stoat, not Berli) was made kniggit after successfully completing three challenges given him. He (stoat, not Berli) is now attending college, and has not posted in some time. He (stoat, not Berli) is/was twice the kniggit that this imposter even hopes to be. Damn, it looks like a WBS news post!

It's Antivirus 2009 (or some version of same). Search and use any one of the listed sites for removal.

Bah, you're all a bunch of unrefined baboons. The quote comes from the BBC series Coupling - on right before Father Ted. One character is always trying to pick up women, and saying the most inappropriate things. This is a line from one of his botched attempts. Funny stuff, not like the abortion that NBC tried of the same name.

The same way you carry ears. "I don't have, like, a bucket of ears hidden away somewhere." * * Bonus points if you know where this came from.

You spelled purse wrong, Boo

No, you poster boy for memory loss. He's a "big, doofussy looking guy in a baseball cap". We established that a long time ago. Do try to keep up. And yes, Boo, I will keep bringing that up. I hope it reminds you of Crodaburg, too.

Quoted for posterity.

I participate in a friend's haunted garage. Pics can be seen here. I'm the one in the werewolf mask, guarding the candy. If you click the walkthrough link at the bottom of the page, it gives you an idea of the whole setup. It's a huge job to set everything up, but gets a lot of praise from those who see it. Every year gets more elaborate. Mark programs the sounds, voices and lights, all syncronized to the movements. Each scene is triggered by sensors as the people walk through. I do the mechanical bits. The various monsters talk, groan and move. The one in front of the fireplace scene even breathes, which really creeps people out. You can see a video of the first animatronic we made at this link. Several of the individual monsters are controlled by small key fob remotes, so we can turn off the scarier stuff for small kids. Last year was his best ever, with over 140 people going through (we use the candy as a count). He got a front page write-up in the local town newspaper. This year we had less than 100.

Sheesh, how about the driver is expected to use a tire pressure gauge once a month?