Heathen, twits, vermin, lend me your ears...I have returned (with a tip o' the hat to the gorgeous, graceful and erudite Ladies of the Pool).
I have lowered myself to discourse with you all again for the plain and simple reason that I grow weary of beating-up Nidan1 on a regular basis and crave fresh game.
Speak Knights (shut up Berli) and say which of you has a Squire worthy of my attention and in need of a tactical lesson. I shall challenge same forthwith and thereby bring shame and dishonor upon thy House!
Noble Justicar, I apologize for my long absence. I can only say that...ummm...I was busy doing stuff (did I mention Nidan1?).
In closing, did I mention you were all mindless twits? Die Justicar and The Ladies excepted, of course.