Kitty

I will never give up on this thread. :mad: NEVER! :mad: :mad: :mad:

How can that be when it's summer in Australia?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA RARR RRAGg g GG H! What the hell happened to you maggots?!?!? *Paces and looks around accusingly* :mad: This used to be the angriest thread on earth!! And now look at you!!! *slaps Becket, sending his helmet flying across the room* Axe and Pseudo are the only ones of you that have any balls! :mad: :mad: At least he's TRYING to post. :mad: You whimper, "But Kitty, we don't have any games to play!" *Shovels a spadeful of angry molten TNT into Sgt. Viljuri's pants* Did Goodale cry when his house had mold? Did he cry when all about him wanted him banned?!?!?! :mad: Well, maybe a little. You all are giving the Penguins what they were hoping for all along!! That this thread would self-destruct!!! Now get out here again and start posting 'lest I slit your buttery kraut bellies with a hot Crisco-slathered bayonet!!! :mad: :mad: Don't MAKE me get Goodale to post in here again. :mad:

That's friggin hot!! Post more! =)

Are you going to send the pictures or not? :mad:

I agree. You'd be much better suited for that role.

You're here! The thread is here!! Where has it been?!?!? :happy: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Ok, this is tough. I really REALLY REALLY want to insult you about this constant puppy posting. But, as you are my husband and it is kind of cute (in a truly pathetic way) that you're so proud of this dog (even though dogs suck), just email some pictures of the damn thing and I will try to restrain myslef from posting about you in a demeaning fashion.

Please . . . no.

Where's my feckin' husband? :mad:

See? I would have thought nose grease. Shows what I know. </font>

Dear holy Peng in a spicy barmcake! 3-way Cesspudlian flirting... and involving those fecking Oddstralians! I feel as if I am watching a black & white re-run of disabled rats 'getting fruity'... I'm half expecting Boo to pop up & give us tips on how to make our hair so shiny! I blame WW2 </font>

I think in Saskatchewan they need land sharks, as there's no trees for Canadian drop bears to pounce from. </font>

Because, dear (coddles) . . . after the implants they got bigger. The bikini top remained the same size but the boobies grew. Thus, the parts previously unexposed to the sun are not as tan. *slaps* That's for looking at her boobs. *slaps again* And that's for being a sci-fi geek. And you may be my husband but I'm Mace's mistress. Where the hell is he? *slaps Mace* *slaps Joe Shaw. And that just seemed like the right thing to do. *shrug*

You must bold her as if you love her; she'll never come if you don't bold her. </font>

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Yep.

As for the squid misrepresentation in the last thread, I looked up images of colossal squid and that's what they gave me. I blame Google. And Joe Shaw. Colossal squid are even bigger than giant ones though and they have hooks on their tentacles to tear flesh! I like them. =)

*Looks harder at the picture* Hey, yeah. But FELL off or was YANKED off by a GIANT SQUID? So we can safely assume that she was first attacked by the shark which has her lower legs in it's mouth, then the dragon grapsed her hands in it's talons, and while the two great beasts forced her to the surface, a GIANT SQUID, nay, a COLOSSAL SQUID reached up from the depths with a tenticle and ripped her oxygen supply from her back! Great picture! =)

*Looks harder at the picture* Hey, yeah. But FELL off or was YANKED off by a GIANT SQUID? So we can safely assume that she was first attacked by the shark which has her lower legs in it's mouth, then the dragon grapsed her hands in it's talons, and while the two great beasts forced her to the surface, a GIANT SQUID, nay, a COLOSSAL SQUID reached up from the depths with a tenticle and ripped her oxygen supply from her back! Great picture! =)

*Looks harder at the picture* Hey, yeah. But FELL off or was YANKED off by a GIANT SQUID? So we can safely assume that she was first attacked by the shark which has her lower legs in it's mouth, then the dragon grapsed her hands in it's talons, and while the two great beasts forced her to the surface, a GIANT SQUID, nay, a COLOSSAL SQUID reached up from the depths with a tenticle and ripped her oxygen supply from her back! Great picture! =)

Most guys DO "come" quicker with someone else's support. You however, wouldn't know.

Most guys DO "come" quicker with someone else's support. You however, wouldn't know.

Most guys DO "come" quicker with someone else's support. You however, wouldn't know.