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  1. Originally posted by MarkEzra:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

    Hey Mark come to The Peng Thread we get away with talking all kinds of ****te in there.

    Just remember you'll have to clean after him Abbott... </font>
  2. Originally posted by Wildman:

    Bah! Warm piss in my boot would have more wit and panach that the limp-wristed, tit-for-tat shown in the MBT.

    Good morning Girlyman. Of course we remember you and know in our hearts that any man so sissified that he had to chose the heh, Air Force, would never understand the strength of character it takes to put up with some of the sick fecks in here like Berli. Anyway don't forget to smile and say;

    "Good morning Joe" before you leave.

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    An Army grunt sitting in a foxhole, eating MREs and wearing 50lbs of gear after having marched 12 miles, says: "This sucks."

    A Navy seaman sitting on his 5' X 2' bunk, in a closet-sized room smelling of oil and rolling from the waves, which he shares with 6 other men, after not having seen the sky for 30 days says: "this really sucks".

    A marine, doing push-ups in the mud during a downpour, after an 18 mile march with 60 lbs of gear, says: "I love the way this sucks, oorah!"

    The special forces green beret crawling through a leech-infested swamp, eating nothing but bugs and tree bark for 6 days, sneaking around past armed terrorists, says: "I wish this could suck some more!"

    An Air Force pilot sitting in an easy chair in an air conditioned hotel, holding a remote control, says: "no cable? this sucks!"

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    Good morning! I trust that today will be more fun then yesterday and I hope you all have lots of Pals to share these good times with.

    Merry Christmas.

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