Hiram Sedai
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Nidan just made me giggle like a little schoolgirl.
An old, fat, hairy, caustic, repulsive schoolgirl.
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Boo, thanks for that bit of advice. I really should only take pics outside. I'm not used to taking pictures when the model is of age.
No wait...uh...that is to say....
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cue sounds of weeping at workplace
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hate mondays
hate berli
hate customers
hate berli
hate nagging day care directors
hate berli
hate having to apologize a cajillion times a fricken day
hate berli
two wrinkled sweaty dollars says I'm about to get three mondays in a row
damn you, berli
your monday machine found me in GA
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I'd like to smother you with a pillow, does that count? </font>Originally posted by Boo Radley:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Are you guys feeling all right? I came in here thinking I'd cleanse my soul by reading some bile drenched repartee, but I feel like I'm watching ladies badminton practice.
What's next? A pillow fight?
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sHE STARTED it with her bazongas!!
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Poopiehead. </font>Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
...smackatistic, poopafistic, lickatastic...
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Poopiehead. </font>Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
...smackatistic, poopafistic, lickatastic...
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I bought it because a vision came to me one evening of Elvis. Except he was a car salesman and had was riding a nissan.
He broke wind and dissapeared. Then I met Peng.
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...smackatistic, poopafistic, lickatastic...
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How many British trucks in Utah?
Yup, that's a serious question.
How many Rumanian belly dancers in Oh-Hi-Oh?
That's even more serious.
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- Stepped on a rainbow and made skittles
- has to take two trips
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I just never tire of this.Originally posted by dalem:I am still owing everyone turns.
You don't owe me a turn, buddy. I already beat ya!!
Bwaaa hahaha!
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Hi Mom!
I won't be home for Christmas, so you can breathe a sigh of relief. They have me chained to this desk and I apologize all day, every day to women across America. I would say that I've gotten good at it, but then again, I'd have to apologize for bragging.
Enjoy your Christmas and have a happy new year. I hope you got my request for some new undies.
Your hirsute son,
Hiram
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was "her" name steve?Originally posted by dalem:I had a roommate once who suffered from BDS every once in a while.
She was a fun roommate.
-dale
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I wouldn't bow too much in front of Joe. He may leave one of his mormon wives in favor of a young serf. "prima nochte" indeed.
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udderly
tee hee
she said udderly
teats of destruction
get up come on get down with the sickness!!
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You know I don't even live in the states but could it be this?Originally posted by 37mm:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
....a load of nonsense none of which has anything to do with me...
Perhaps you just spotted one of the SSN... do we have any SSN? </font>
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Is Cotton-Eye Joe calling Boo a farmer? hehe
"If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn't been...
If it hadn't been...
If it hadn't been...
He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields so hansome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun
If it hadn't been...
If it hadn't been...
He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
and left only men cause of Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn't been...
If it had't been...
If it hadn't been...
If it hadn't been...
If it hadn't been... "
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Lady Moraine, I'm now going to apologize for the copious amounts of beers I'm going to consume and for the hours of dancing around your supine figure AFTER I GET OFF FROM WORK!!!
I will wade knee deep in Lake Noookie and climb those grand tetons whilst leaving my footprints everywhere!!
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Quit throwing my name around like a friggen hackey-sack thingy or else I may go bonkers on you filthy fecking pillow biters.
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Which one of his internal organs do you want extracted, dearest? Does this "Mord" had a local address?Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:You know what guys? I think *I* may well be on my way to my OWN "mortal enemy"!
Mord has apparently taken a dislike to me and is stalking me and haraunging me over my dislike of war2004.
Isn't it cute?
If he follows me in here, can I keep him?
And to think all the effort you guys have put in to try and attract one and all I did was post my opinions in the GF. *rolls eyes*
Edited because Mr. Emrys has been a BAD influence on me and I riddled my post with smilies which I then had to go and euthanize...
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...except me.Originally posted by dalem:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:
I still owe turns to everyone
You could give me one of your models though. I could use a 1/36th scale T34 1/2 model and I'll put it together for you. </font>
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...except me.Originally posted by dalem:I still owe turns to everyone
You could give me one of your models though. I could use a 1/36th scale T34 1/2 model and I'll put it together for you.
Why is Peng Challenging a Centipede?
in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
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Okay, the tank was painted Primer Gray, Olive Drab 2X, White wash, dullcote.
It looks blackish in pic because of Adobe Photothingy software.
The little mrs said she can do a much better job with camera, so I trust her.