mensch

Format: PC eh? I guess all us Mac users got hold of a Hacked version

Ode to the small fuzzy green thing I found in my armpit one midsummers night eve! oh little green thing… *thwack* … *thud* ---- quick find me two bricks!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Michael emrys: I've seen photos of the Flak 88 being fired while still on its wheels. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yea but how long did it take the crew to catch up with the 88 after it fired? "Fire! *boom* again!...er... damn! You eight guys go run back and get our gun..ooohhh! mom told me I'd have days like this."

who's 14? I have the spirit of a young lad thats all, and never wish to grow old and fuddy duddy. so I throw to all a frigg'n smilie ---- mensch here on the hill with the flag! Trolls aproching fast my MG42 is a blazing and requesting more beer! over.

well I tried it again.. took a bloody Tiger and didn't help... grr I also put weather on random thinking suprise me maybe fog give me advantage.. nooooo nadda no chance no hope.... Win everytime attacking but defending is next to impossible.

no freek'n smiles here but lots of grin'n ----------- "wipe that smile off your face private! no? ok Johnson you stand here while the rest of the troop does 80 push-ups and then four times around the compound" -"1001 ways on how not to make friends in your unit" by Pvt. Ima Dufus

I uh... you know that number after three... uh ya I, darn what is that? I three plus one that...

how does a Fig fight? I mean they are tasty and all but for a counter attack do they go all fermented in the sun and while your are blasted drunk they start to jump up and down on you? hmm... actually my uncles brothers son who knows the sister of a girl who dated the brother of the lead programmer uncles son heard that they are designing CM2 around the conflicts of the "Ouiklicktic" tribe (sp?) in Kiwi against the "Hawani" tribe from neighboring islands.. I'm quite excited if this is true because its the first time in combat history where the Hawani tribe used the Unorthodox tatic of using a volcano to wipe out a Ouiklicktic probing force by sacrificing virgins to thier war God "Melvin". buh ey and I though 14" naval guns were nasty.

30 rounds, a brutal 30 rounds.

right here it is I had a frustrating night yesterday and dicided to to a 600pt QB on a small map combined arms, modest hills, farmland, modest tree coverage, allies or jerry as attacker in a Probe or Assult mission as defender I lost everytime EVERYTIME, I'm thinking to myself I don't suck. (you be quiet germanboy) on the other hand as Attacker I won everytime. ok I lied one battle against the Amis (i was defending) I was soo wooped that I pressed the cease-fire button and luckly the americans did the same it was harry and we both had nothing much left. anyone out there got a win aginst that.. I mean that is your 600pts against 1200pts to 875pts or so.. damn I'll try it tonight if I can and see if I was just having a "poopy" day.

hey I was laughing and also kinda pissed off that BTS has no stuffed Hamster troops™ to sell. JK I would realy like to see maybe them offer a 50% off Hotchkiss Tank model kit... its a kick but tank if I ever saw.

I've got to put my two cents in here. I'm playing a QB with scan I got some pretty tough canadian troops Crack or Elite, I must say they are tough cookies but they broke just a little longer then would have vet troops.. a rifle squad was reduced to 1/4 and the moral was pretty slim, on the other side they did fall back (organized retreat) to safer grounds and refused to budge..grr. where as a vet unit would have been broken. so even thought they are elite they did not respond to orders as if they were broken... this making sence? I ramble sometimes.bla bla bla. seemed pretty realistic to me elite does not mean fanatic I think... most do fight to the last man or till I roasted them with my own Crocidile FT.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dittohead: It would be bad taste if they were not fully cooked. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> heh canucks like to be fried like a donut eh! or pan fried like a Beaver tail (only us canucks know what that is) although shouting was heard from inside "hey you hosers were still in here!… ouch!" "aw man you torched mom's last beer!… ooch!" "you tell her; I'm not ya hoser… ow!" "no way man..ow!" "hey man we're not backbacon eh!… ow ooch oowie!" [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 09-05-2000).]

I'm playing a QB with Scan and my canuck rifle squad in one building situation was going from worse to oak casket as a formal wear... so there is/was a full German rifle squad as far as I could tell, showing the cunucks a few good moves in bodychecking and crosschecking (that was a suprize) and another squad of unknow number entering the bottom floor. So I had a Crocidile in the near-by and seeing the rifle squad of mine was down to one man I torched the building frying a whole riflesquad (i think) and hopefully doing "hot painful" damage to the other unit. but killing my last canuck "bob" I like to call him from Halifax. do you think this was a gamey bad taste move or a logical tactic? I would be interested in seeing what you guys have to say (since I take often points from people like Barb (come back barb) and the rest serriously and with an open mind)

I hear the hum of the Borg ship somewere....

da cute litte'l puddy cat wanna play wit yer troops dats all. awww cute kitty kitty kitty, coochie coochie coo... *splat*

(fixes Bayonet, digs in on the right flank and sets up his MG 42, grabs his radio) Right Flank position all secure! keep dem Trolls dead like they should be... Andreas! you bring support from the Baguette Brigade? My cuz is comming with his Tiger! ----- "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." - Anon.

<div align="center"> <table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="150" bgcolor="#6b8b73"> <tr> <td><font face="Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular" size="-3"> Now testing, Ignore. hmmm </font> <font face="Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular" size="-3">on a mac too.</font></p> </td> </tr> </table> </div>

This contest officialy closes 08 Sept. 2000. So last chance to give a "ejukayted" guess, plus its a nice fun contest to calm down after this last "chaos weekend" with you know who over you know what (I'm not mentioning names cuz I want to forget it even happened here on this great message board). ----- "Absurdity, n. : A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion" - Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> …I can always go to see Greg and beat him up, so that I get a prize too. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> damn I forgot you know where I live... I would also be intersted who wins but somebody else can do that thread. But not to worry Andreas I'll stock up on Lockstaedter just incase.

dear Jeff Heidman, Berlichtingen, Hundminen and Minnesota Joe, If I could change the title, it should have been "contest" cuz I don't win if anyone is wrong (that is a bet) this is just a contest I'm just giving out a prize (money out of my own pocket) becuase beeing a silent admirer of the Peng file and its enjoyable reading. You on the other hand if you don't wish to play or take a guess then don't. leave my thread in peace your swearing or instigating manor does not make you better then me, on the contrary it proves you have a bulling style. I also emailed BTS asking if this was ok because the thought did occur to me some "people" may come in and try to shoot this thread down.. sometimes people say what they think but never think what they say. sad realy, apparently having a sport of fun in this forum seems to be kicked or punched when it pops up. I guess I should limit my self to abusing people, its amazing the ballocks one has to insult another person when they dont have to look them in the eye. if your manor offline is such as it is online I am glad I have the pleasure in not encountering it. as mentioned before take a guess no cost no loss, aside from me sending something from germany to the winner.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juardis: THE most stupidest thing I did was turn down a roll in the sack with the wife so I could finish a CM battle. I paid dearly for that one <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> something similar to me happened my wife was talking to me while I was playing CM and I was saying "uh huh" "interesting" "no kidding" then it was all quiet and I turned to my wife who was I was sure smoking like a arty smoke screen and said "tell me exactly what I just said, you have one minute" funny that, cuz thats how long a round take to watch in CM... *gulp*

your tanks move?? any vehicle I buy has moving fire and smoke is just sitting there.... wierd, do you have a patch or something that lets you move your vehicles? ----- "Thats no fair they got Tigers!"