[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Papa Khann:

Well did you at least get to have some fruit with your beer? How many times do I need to explain to you morons that if it's beer, it ain't the best beer unless you're supposed to have fruit with it.

So you're the guy who ordered the poofter drink?

That's one of Australia's greatest mysteries solved.

Mace </font>

[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Papa Khann:

Now that you've chosen to reveal that dainty yet daunting 6" stiletto heels comprise a portion of your wardrobe, I hate Hiram all the more.

I keep telling you that your ankles are too damned thick for stiletto heels you floosie. </font>

[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

Originally posted by Lars:

Unfortunately, it's mine.

Reminds me of something Shary said once.

Come to think of it, I believe she was referring to you, Lars.

Papa

[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

I am a full blooded, PURE BRED strain of the greatest that America can offer ... the TRUE TEXAN!

I may not have mentioned this before since ALL TRUE Texans are modest men, but I was born in Texas, my parents were born in Texas, my grandparents were born in Texas and each and every one of my great grandparents are buried in the sacred soil of the Lone Star State.

Joe

And I can't help but notice, Joe, that they kicked you out of Texas...

Papa

[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

Originally posted by Speedy:

$3.10 for the beer, $100 on the nose forthe horse that came second.

Well did you at least get to have some fruit with your beer? How many times do I need to explain to you morons that if it's beer, it ain't the best beer unless you're supposed to have fruit with it.

Geez....

Papa

[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

Lady Moraine Sedai,

Clearly, Lars should be flogged. Plus, his posts about me are mostly false. I am too wearing pants.

I would send a shrubbery, but as the oaf Lars has pointed out, here in the hinterland we expect snow tonight, so obtaining flora may prove difficult. I would attempt to pot Boo and deliver him to you posthaste, but by his own admission his feet are enormous and finding a suitable vessel in which to pot him may also prove difficult. Besides, sending Boo could be interpretted as an affront, which without question I would seek to avoid.

Now that you've chosen to reveal that dainty yet daunting 6" stiletto heels comprise a portion of your wardrobe, I hate Hiram all the more.

Papa

PS

Have I mentioned lately that I hate Hiram?

[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

I've always thought of Yeaknob or whatever the heck his name is as an expectorant.

Papa

PS

I still hate you, Hiram. Apparently without quite the panache with which Boo hates you, but it's pure unmitigated hatred, nonetheless.

[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

I've got a bit of free time on my hands, Dorosh.

Hiram run out of Viagra again? </font>

[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

Originally posted by Lars:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Okay, I would love to gather with the Minnesota Miscreants for more depraved silly wargaming. But I will be departing this Saturday for...Disney World. Again. Doubtless, as Berli assures me, to be sodomized by Mickey Mouse.

You aim too high.

It'll be the Seven Dwarves. </font>

[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

Originally posted by dalem:

... which is because apparently city-employed hippie activist recycling-gatherers have nothing better to do at 6 o'clock in the blessed morningtime than to search for my green plastic bin full of Coke cans and Papa Khann's beer bottles.

You mean there are still LIVING city-employed hippie activist recycling-gatherers in your neighborhood? Have you gone soft on us?

Papa

PS

Corona. Mmmmmm good. Beer and fruit. It just doesn't get any better than that.

PPS

Well ok, maybe beer, fruit, and a stick in the eye of dalem, Lars, and Seanachai during drunken Third Reich.

PPPS

Is anything that Lars does done in a not-drunken state? Just wondering.

PPPPS

So when?

[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

Originally posted by dalem:

When is the next time we stand in my kitchen downing shots of good whisky?

Don't let them fool you. These two are members of the Bourbon Club.

Papa

[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

<large>Calico Sam Bonney</large>

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Papa

[Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's back.]

Originally posted by dalem:

... So anyway, I thought I'd share that. Comments welcome.

-dale

You scare me.

Papa

[The Peng Challenge as requested by Noba]

Those last few are the some of the best posts ever made by the culprits in question...

If only the forum would malfunction on a more regular basis.

Papa

[After the Holocaust, the Gods Made the Peng Challenge, to Show the Way They Should Go]

Originally posted by dalem:

Next I just need to liquid-cool my hardware...

I thought we weren't supposed to sound off about our pair.

Papa

[After the Holocaust, the Gods Made the Peng Challenge, to Show the Way They Should Go]

Originally posted by dalem:

Next I just need to liquid-cool my hardware...

I thought we weren't supposed to sound off about our pair.

Papa

[After the Holocaust, the Gods Made the Peng Challenge, to Show the Way They Should Go]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

First, let me say:

Happy Birthday, v42below, you bloody thirst maniac!

Next, let me say:

Happy Belated Birthday, Dalem! I would prefer in the future, though, that you have your Birthday on a day when I am not at a Memorial Service.

That said, what chance this Saturday that we could do something to celebrate your birthday?

(sorry, v42below, but I can't get together with you to celebrate your birthday, because you live in Pulpy Green Fruit Land. Dalem lives here in my town, so I can get together with him to make him feel more miserable.)

Originally posted by dalem:

I've decided that

I'm gonna rock it up

Roll it up

Do it all

Have a ball

Saturday night

Saturday Ni-i-i-i-i-i-iIIGHT!

S-S-S-Saturday Ni-IIIGHT!

And some of that should include some of the wanton gnome-slapping dance.

So will you two be wearing your special birthday outfits?

Papa

[After the Holocaust, the Gods Made the Peng Challenge, to Show the Way They Should Go]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

First, let me say:

Happy Birthday, v42below, you bloody thirst maniac!

Next, let me say:

Happy Belated Birthday, Dalem! I would prefer in the future, though, that you have your Birthday on a day when I am not at a Memorial Service.

That said, what chance this Saturday that we could do something to celebrate your birthday?

(sorry, v42below, but I can't get together with you to celebrate your birthday, because you live in Pulpy Green Fruit Land. Dalem lives here in my town, so I can get together with him to make him feel more miserable.)

Originally posted by dalem:

I've decided that

I'm gonna rock it up

Roll it up

Do it all

Have a ball

Saturday night

Saturday Ni-i-i-i-i-i-iIIGHT!

S-S-S-Saturday Ni-IIIGHT!

And some of that should include some of the wanton gnome-slapping dance.

So will you two be wearing your special birthday outfits?

Papa

[After the Holocaust, the Gods Made the Peng Challenge, to Show the Way They Should Go]

My plumbing is stopped up. I have no suitable chemicals on hand with which to unstop it.

I blame dalem.

Papa

PS

Happy Birthday, twit.

[After the Holocaust, the Gods Made the Peng Challenge, to Show the Way They Should Go]

My plumbing is stopped up. I have no suitable chemicals on hand with which to unstop it.

I blame dalem.

Papa

PS

Happy Birthday, twit.

[After the Holocaust, the Gods Made the Peng Challenge, to Show the Way They Should Go]

I'm sensing a theme growing on Boo. Apparently it has something to do with Emrys emptying his bladder.

It's an odd fixation (then again this is Boo I'm talking about here, so I'm hardly surprised). At Emrys' age, I'd think he'd just upend the bag.

Papa

[After the Holocaust, the Gods Made the Peng Challenge, to Show the Way They Should Go]

I'm sensing a theme growing on Boo. Apparently it has something to do with Emrys emptying his bladder.

It's an odd fixation (then again this is Boo I'm talking about here, so I'm hardly surprised). At Emrys' age, I'd think he'd just upend the bag.

Papa

[Latest CNN Poll: Peng Gets Challenged. Conservatives Rejoice!]

Originally posted by Lars:

... we mocked Papa Kahn's poor swimming skills on the lake yesterday.

Seems blondes can do two things at once. As in pick up the anchor and punch the throttle...

Ah, a day on the lake with sunshine, beer, Lars, dalem, and the ever tolerant Shary. What more could a man ask for?

An opportunity to give both Lars and dalem a good shove off the back of the boat, no doubt.

Papa

PS

Had it not been for the cauterwauling of Lars and dalem, I'd have made it to the blonde's boat before the anchor was up. Bastiches, the both of them. Rotten bastiches.

PPS

Lars is truly in a class by himself. No one else I know can stay completely dry while purportedly "swimming" in his Captain America Junior Fan Club swimming shorts, only to become completely wet while attempting to drive the boat back to the dock.

[Latest CNN Poll: Peng Gets Challenged. Conservatives Rejoice!]

Seanachai, sorry to hear the news.

Papa

[Latest CNN Poll: Peng Gets Challenged. Conservatives Rejoice!]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

... Even more so of St. Paul. A man who shows up in jail reeking of fox urine will be treated with genteel respect.

"Even more so of St. Paul"?

Is that some sort of veiled insult aimed at those of us who currently reside "across the river"?

Or is it a minor compliment intended to redress some small portion of the unending run-of-the-mill snobbery aimed at East Siders by every West End piker and his third cousin twice removed from his mother's side?

Papa