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    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mike:

    {Cough}......wouldn't that be ......er....like two words?{/cough}

    Now some my berate me for not beign able to spell - which is a fair cop, if pointless.

    "Now some my berate me..."?

    Congratulations, Mike-You-Idiot, just when I think you couldn't possibly make any less sense, you go and elevate the subtle art of illiteracy to an all new low. It's bad enough that you can't spell. Now you can't even form a proper sentence? You truly are a pillock of the first order.

    Papa

    P.S.

    By the way, Mike-You-Idiot, in accordance with your so-called "challenge", I'll be sending along a setup momentarily. Me as the glorious forces of Panzer Armee Khann, you as the hapless Brits. (Ever known a Brit that wasn't hapless? Thought not.)

    Stand to the side, young whelp, lest the fury of my superior tactical awareness injure thy soft and squishy parts.

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    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by YK2:

    Ok Mr Khann you win.

    {serious}

    YK2, evidently you feel that I have set out to hurt you or malign you. Please know that this was not ever the case. My posts were in jest. No offense was intended.

    Since offense was obviously taken, I offer my humble apology. I thought we were playing along with each other as members of the Pool. Your last post makes it evident that this was not the case and now I feel really bad about that. The last thing I would want to do is offend somebody.

    Papa

    {/serious}

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    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Roxy:

    Let's take a vote for the good of The One True Thread. Your choices:

    snippage of various outlooks on Boxy and how he/she/it thinks it affects all of our lives in oh so many ways

    72F) Boxy takes itself (I will no longer refer to you as having a gender... the pity of it is that I suspect I may be right) WAY too seriously and should either Sod Off or get down to the more serious business of sending it's betters, namely one Papa Khann, a setup file. You've wriggled about in the cess for a bit now without expiring (I was really hoping for that, sigh) so I guess it's time I exercised my superior tactical awareness upon you, should you be up to the challenge.

    Papa

    P.S.

    If Burt Reynolds or Paula Zahn were posting in the MBT, I'd tell them to either Sod Off or send me a setup.

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    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    Currently, I know, you read my posts and sneer to yourself. You tell yourself "you know, I'm just going to skip over these from now on."

    Too late. It's been weeks since I've been able to do more than skim through your bloated posts.

    And it is you, Papa Khann, that drove her to it! DO YOU HEAR ME! YOU, YOU! IT WAS ALL YOU!!

    Yes, well, this gets to the crux of the matter doesn't it. After all, most of the things I encounter in this world are all about me. Do you hear me! It's all about ME, ME, ME!!

    Your belittling manner and vicious posts have resulted in a hostile environment and subjected her to mental cruelty, and this is the result!

    You monster. How do you live with yourself.

    I don't. I morph in and out of multiple personalities. Most of us are actually quite chipper individuals. Sensitive and empathic too. Not that you'll ever get to meet any of the nice ones, SomeNachos. For you it's Papa Khann from here to the end of eternity.

    I'm glad that in a matter of mere weeks, your every written missive will be indistinguishable from one of my posts.

    That would be unfortunate, because I don't think the internet has enough bandwidth available to accomodate TWO such insufferable blowhards. There simply isn't enough room in the pipe.

    Of course she has! Roxy has willingly thrown herself between YK2 and your brutal bullying in an attempt to screen other women from your savagery. By attempting to distract your attention on to herself, she has patiently subjected herself to the lash of your sarcasm and the vulgarity of your every address in order to spare another the degradation of continued contact with you.

    She is a martyr, sacrificed on the altar of your ego and reptilian cruelty!

    I hadn't looked at it quite that way before. Though now that you mention it, I do like the sound of it. Boxy, please accompany my ego over to that blood soaked altar in the corner?

    Just so there won't be any misconceptions about this, it isn't actually MY blood soaked altar. But I'm sure Berli won't mind.

    Did you read every word? Because you're looking at your own future communications there, lad.

    On the day I burst into a jolly sing song, you all (yes, even you Mike-You-Idiot) have my permission to just shoot me. No, on second thought, set me on fire first, then shoot me.

    Papa

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    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    Alright, one can find more interesting and highly evolved life in a tide pool lately than one can in the Cesspool.

    First off, We Are Not Amused with the 'taunting' of Ladies of the 'Pool.

    (snippage of blah, blah, blah and on with more blah, blah, blah regarding what an honorable git SomeNachos considers himself to be)

    SomeNachos, you make a point or two worth considering, then as usual venture off to some unkempt corner of your brain where apparently all that IS required to amuse you is the sound of your own effeminate voice.

    Now I'd be willing to cop to a certain amount of responsibility for this entire outbreak when I very politely, and mind you with the utmost best intentions, pointed out to YK2 that a certain comment she'd made might, just might reflect negatively on her intelligence quotient. (Oh ok I started the whole thing. There. Happy?)

    But I must ask the question, does this quote remind you of a Lady of the Pool?

    I wouldn't Piss on you if you were on fire.
    Or does it rather bring to mind a Madame of the Pool Room?

    As for Boxy, she herself has stated that she is no Lady of the Pool, and therefore should not be treated as such.

    Papa

    P.S.

    Mike-You-Idiot, I was about to inform you that your taunting is too weak and your forehead too sloped for me to bother sending you a setup, when I remembered that I don't really have any standards. So expect a setup from me whenever I get around to finishing up things that are more important to me than you are. Which, incidentally, is pretty much anything you could think of, Mike-You-Idiot.

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    I Challenge Peng for a bone to be thrown

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mike:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:

    Where are the OLDE ONES when you need them?

    snippage of a bit of Mike's incessant braying

    What's wrong dear? Can't handle life on your own without being propped up by a grey haired wrinkly Just-a-car??

    Bah - the pools gone soft I tell yah!

    I reckon ewes gals should learn to stand on your own two feet (four in the case of Boxy) and drown like the rest of us!!</font>

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    I Challenge Peng for a bone to be thrown

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by YK2:

    Huh, guess I'll have a look at the sorry set up you sent me,

    That would help move the game along, yes.

    Might I suggest that it would move even faster if you put down the chips and the remote. Don't fret, the Home Shopping Network isn't going anywhere.

    Green Grass eh!!!! Now theres a novelty....

    I thought it would be a comfort to you, what with you having been put out to pasture and all.

    Papa

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    I Challenge Peng for a bone to be thrown

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by YK2:

    And you are?

    Beginning to feel queasy whenever I read your posts.

    If you don't want to read either my drivel or Roxy's more educated posts then I suggest you just scroll right past them...

    More educated? More educated?!?

    Well, I suppose hearing this from someone who considers the Home Shopping Network to be educational T.V. shouldn't surprise me.

    Infact while you're at it why don't you do all of us females a favour and blow your own head off in your next PBEM. If you find it too difficult a task then send me a set up and I'll take pleasure in doing it for you.

    Even now, a setup wings it's glorious way toward your hovel. I shall set loose the minions of Panzer Armee Khann and exercise my superior tactical awareness upon you.

    Papa

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    I Challenge Peng for a bone to be thrown

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by OGSF:

    words... I suspect

    OggsF, if I could understand a bleeding word of yours, then I guess I'd be able to understand a bleeding word of yours. And stuff.

    What I was able to glean from the bits and pieces of gibberish I could make out, was:

    Am I squired? I was dalem's squire. But the slag heap cast me aside when he renounced his title, his house, and his holdings to pursue knowledge of true hatred. Run him through for me if you will. I've recently run him through upon the field of CM myself, so you'll have to try to find a relatively clean spot upon which to run him through again. Don't use up too much of the dalem real estate though. I'll be running him through again myself shortly and I claim the juiciest bits as my birthright.

    I also gather that you disapprove of my jesting with YK2, she being of the feminine persuasion and all. You've a point there. If you wear a hat, perhaps no one will notice.

    Papa

    [ August 13, 2002, 12:11 AM: Message edited by: Papa Khann ]

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    I Challenge Peng for a bone to be thrown

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by YK2:

    Come on now Papa why stop there? Spit it out I want to hear the rest.... You must feel ever so powerful sitting there

    Actually, I hang suspended by my rear claws and type using my front claws. It's not so difficult once you learn to read everything upside down.

    calling me names and trying to drag me down, do your best and if it makes you feel good then I'm your gal,
    Technically, I don't believe I ever called you a name. I did purposefully, spitefully, hatefully, vindictively and rudely misspell your name, so we'll let that one slide.

    And no, you're not my gal.

    you see I'm so far past that depressed stage that nothing you say could possibly make any difference. so like I said I'm your gal take your best shot...
    My best shot? My best shot!?!

    My dear YaketetyYakSquared, my "best shot" can only be solicited in the midst of battle. Much like a performance artist, I require audience participation to work myself into a good frothing-at-the-mouth frenzy. (Some artists work in clays or oils, I work in Cess.)

    Of course there are some Poolers who can evoke such a reaction from me by their mere presence (Boo-Boo comes to mind... like a recurring nightmare). But you're just standing there taking up space. Couldn't you at least hop around on one foot or something?

    Papa

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    I Challenge Peng for a bone to be thrown

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Roxy:

    Hi boys, and Ladies!

    I redecorated my apartment today.

    <big>AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!</big>

    THIS is what the MBT has become?

    In case some of you neanderthals missed it, that was....

    <big>AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!</big>

    (I don't care if you don't care.)

    I don't. But thanks for thinking of me.

    I took all the old stuff back to Wal-Mart

    Was Joe there?

    (remainder of post snipped to reduce the likelihood that my head will explode)

    Papa

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    I Challenge Peng for a bone to be thrown

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mike:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone:

    didn't there used to be a rule about faces in the pool? something like they were only permitted if they were held under for long enough to stop bubbling??

    Or is Peng's recent (unlamented) absence an indication that the therad is becoming a friendlier, safer place to post nowadays??</font>

    Yes, there is a rule. The rule is that you are not supposed to show your face in here.

    Papa

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    I Challenge Peng for a bone to be thrown

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by YK2:

    Cheeky Git......

    You want a Glasgow Kiss or what?

    I confess that I have no idea at all what you're talking about. Then again, I imagine you're kind of used to people telling you that.

    You did however mention the following options:

    1) To receive a "Kiss" of some form or other from something that may or may not involve a YK2

    2) To "or what"

    I quote the great Donald Sutherland.... "Number two, Sir!"

    Papa

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