Seanachai

I'll share my territory with you. By the time you need them, I'll have all those dumpsters sewed up. Happy Birthday, Ol' Foul Joe. And now, for your birthday present: Nazgul was revealed to be CavScout returned, and the Moderators have banned him again. Have a great birthday, you big ol' Anti-American prick, you!

Someday I'm gonna go back to Kelly Island and marry that woman, and take her away from all this Boo Radley...

Since this thread has largely run its course, do not miss this priceless opportunity to mock Grog Dorosh before the Moderators lock it. How many people feel that Dorosh is over-modeled on the Forum? And shouldn't a much higher 'rarity' factor be added to Dorosh postings, in the interest of Forum balance?

The Opponent Finder Forum is one of the BFC forums. Look a little further down the Forums main page. Grog Dorosh cannot lock threads. The only appropriate use of this Forum is to abuse Grog Dorosh.

You know, Dalem's place is very strange. His basement is this incredible trove of games, miniatures, models, etc. I don't think he's ever thrown anything away. I'm almost sure that somewhere there's a locked closet filled with all his stuffed animals from babyhood, each with it's own working pistol or pump-action .12 gauge...

Don't do it, Jim! It's a trick!

That's 'noble and spirited' prancing pony to you, sir.

That's easy. Always finish off the wounded gnome. Gnomes are especially vicious when wounded. Don't let one get behind you. Besides, Shaw's probably busy explaining 'the correct Cesspool steed demeanour' to his mount, who's already contemplating rolling like an SUV on a curve as it is...

Hey, Dalem, maybe in the next week or so, we could get together sometime. I'd be happy to wear a disguise so that you're not seen with an 'Anti-American'.

It's late. I'm tired. And Dalem won't acknowledge my right to his Member Number. I'm going off to sulk, and dream of my revenge.

Definitely antifreeze.

Stop buying your rum from those guys in the Taco stand parking lot. They're putting something in it. Possibly antifreeze.

I demand your Member Number. You're not worthy of #690. Cede it to me instantly.

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Congratulations! I hope your lives together are as rich, full and delightful as a really, really good Hollywood Romantic Comedy. Boo, my thuggish henchman! Strike up a lively tune on the fiddle!

Okay, that was funny. You can live another day. But I've got my eye on you, Dalem. Fail to amuse me in the next 48 hours, and Papa Khann has to take over caring for Sten, the dog.

Don't ever post anything like that again, or we're going to have words, lad. Plus Fours are an Abomination in the eyes of Seanachai. No discussion, nothing further from any of you lot. They're an Abomination. End of story.

Stop whining, cut a bottle-neck sized hole in the top of the watermelon, and upend a bottle of Stolichnaya in it overnight. Make sure you slather on plenty of sunblock before you start eating, so that when your wife and the neighbours peel you off the lawn the next afternoon to turn you over to the police, you're not badly sunburnt. And do you call that a rant? Whinging about fruit, for the love of all the gods?! You need to be arrested more.

No, you Aussie idjit, you don't drink to become drunk, you drink because you are a drunk. You drink until drunk simply in order to correctly align your spiritual state. And, unlike most of you lot, I have actually stared deeply into the eyes of Lars. And I saw there such a pit of unutterable drunkenness, a sinkhole of such utter depravity, that I turned my own eyes away. They were, though, quite fetchingly blue.

And on that note, may I just say that I, for the first time in a very long time, actually played a game against the AI last night? I haven't done so since the earliest days of CMBB. I need to do more, as it is, normally, a good way to learn new equipment and changes. I set up a Meeting Engagement, me as Brits and the AI as Germans, Italy, July 1943. A Mechanized engagement. I chose terrain and such, but left most things rather more random, and let the Engine choose both of our units. Sadly, I made 'troop quality' random. The AI got 'low', and I got...I don't know. What is it now, 'middle'? I had regulars and vets. He got mostly green and some conscript. A thousand points (of soon to be burning lights). I've never pummeled the AI that massively. 98-2. The AI maneuvered more horribly than the first games Hiram ever played. It made me weep to see it. I suffered six freaking casualties. After a while, I wasn't even bothering to move units. I just kept hitting 'Go', and watching the horrifying carnage. You lot could all learn a lesson from the AI. Next time you face me, play like beheaded chickens. Intellectually, you already are, so there's no good reason why your play shouldn't reflect that.

KG is quite 'chuffed' about his defeats of the AI. Why am I not surprised to find you in here, talking to him? Going to throw an arm around his shoulder and play the 'mentor'? Be sure to warn him about the dastardly AI using more points than you got, oh, Boo...

That was, indeed, impressive. I'd like to know if he simply had the worst case of 'double post' in recent history, or see what he might have deleted...

Oh, don't be a baby! I'm sure that ghost Dorosh's having been kacking in fascinating ways all over the freaking world. Nope. Emrys ran you an almost close second, but his votes didn't enjoy the same sort of 'Hate' yours did, so you were the clear winner. Emrys didn't come into his own until Cabron66 showed up and gave him his 'Most Favoured Enemy' status. Still not sure how he managed that. Not that I'm still filled with resentment, or anything. Not much. Maybe a bit. Not enough, anyways, to drive out to the West Coast and thump Emrys with an axe handle, that is.

Keep typing. I eagerly look forward to hearing of all sorts of 'Michael Dorosh's' expiring in all sorts of places under all sorts of circumstances for weeks to come. You do realize you got the most votes in the 'Which Forum Regular Should Be Put to Death' thread, right? I mean, Beman wasn't even in the running. I got emails excoriating me for even including him!

Your head hurts because you've been bad-mouthing me on the General Forum. You're simply not bright enough to recognize a psychosomatic guilt reaction. Serves you right.