Seanachai

I'm disturbed by reading anything by someone who calls himself 'Dessert Fox'... </font>

Just this. They gave me a place to be myself. There are State laws forbidding me from actually being myself. Merry Christmas, BFC! Merry Holidays, Madmatt, Kwazydog, Moon, Steve, and Charles! There's probably another bugger in there that I've forgotten, but I think I did pretty well, given that I spend a lot of time out of my head... Bugger! Someone fetch me a drink, and throw another Troll on the fire! (And Merry Christmas to you, Cabron66, wherever you are...)

I'm disturbed by reading anything by someone who calls himself 'Dessert Fox'...

No, only you, long winded one. I can say it in a single sentence, rather than your usual two paragraphs. </font>

The lad is lucky, and a wonder every day of the year. He pisses 86 proof rum!

We never liked you, and were glad you were gone. Couldn't you at least brought someone interesting back with you, like Mensch? </font>

Yakuza members who failed had to cut off a joint of a finger... Oh, what a decadent, self-indulgent, irresponsible age we live in!

I will take a bit of that, thank you. CMBB, CMAK, at your discretion. Send me a scenario, a QB, or card, postcard or letter filled with a turn. I have learned much, Oh Geier since our last encounter. For the Squires and Serfs here: Trouble not the Geier. He is both beyond you, and above you. And Merry Christmas, you Swedish git!

Cabron - the donkey boy - was the best mortal enemy of all time. I dont think even Dandelion could top him. </font>

*rubs hands together with glee* Call for the stenographers! Stenographers, front and centre....and hopefully with low cut tops with lots of cleavage. Oh, and very short skirts. Mace </font>

By the way, what the heck happened? Did the ACLU attorney finally win a reinstatement of internet privileges to Rune's place of incarceration? How was he able to start the Thread?

You lot are always so mad for fun that you get ahead of yourselves. First we belittle and torment him. Then we mock him soundly. Only then do we eviscerate him, and only then do we hold the auto-de-fe to burn the remains.

Sober up. Why would something not be an insult just because it's fact?!

Define 'We'. Berli, Peng and I were always simply here. You and most of the Seniour Knights just showed up at an opportune moment, most of you dead drunk, and got granted sweeping powers of abuse.

Damn, just hit this one. He's not ready, oh Boo. Make him grovel in front of Berli for ten or twelve hours (takes at least 7 hours before Berli even notices, generally). Damn bad form, insulting an Olde One like that.

Haha. AHaHaHaHaHa! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Pull the other one, Shaw, that one's got bells on it... Bah! I wave my hand at you. I set him a Quest, and he performed it...well, admirably. Hell, it annoyed the hell out of Peng! I say, it's now simply up to Boo to decide that he's ready.

Boggs has returned to us. It's like a Christmas wish come true. Oddly enough, it's 3:30 AM and paramedics have just taken my upstairs neighbour out on a gurney.

Then Rangers and Hamsters everywhere shall rejoice! We are all heroes.

You made Peng laugh with that one. You shall suffer.

It's good, but I'm waiting for the Dance Remix version for clubbers before I pop for the CD...

Dandelion, I want you to consider this very, very carefully. Do you think you could hate me? Hate me with an abiding passion that would burn like a flame? Because...I really want you to hate me, Dandelion. I want you to hate me real bad. And I...in return, Dandelion, I would hate you until the stars snuff out into the cold emptiness of entropy. Gods, to make a Mortal Enemy of your caliber! I don't suppose it'll work, though. You seem sane and thoughtful. Maybe if I put something into your beer...

Oh, yeah?! Come over here and say that! Yeah, I'm talking to you, Mr. Reasonable! You want a good taunting, you do!

Yeah, it looks like a production company torn between doing 'Days of Wine and Roses', and 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf', doesn't it?

Shaw, this 37mm creature does not acknowledge me. He consistently ignores my posts. Make him crawl before me, Justicar. MAKE HIM CRAWL!! I want to see some groveling of the first water from him, before I make water upon him.

Dominance! Submission! Party Quarts appear...