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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ParaBellum:
Oh, interesting relationship you have...
How does a warm and phuzzie Phan feel?
I knew these poolers were a strange bunch of people, but this...
[ 05-25-2001: Message edited by: ParaBellum ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
What in the name of George Dubya Bush do we have here? I highly suggest you lose the namby pamby talk, pull out your needle-nose thingamabobies and extract the testicles that have obviously been sucked up deep inside you. Once you accomplish that task, which may take some time, SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!!!!!! Until then, SOD OFF!
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moriarty:
Lorak, scribe thusly:
The gamey, high-point, long-narrow-map generatin' sumnabatchin, did I say gamey, FJ gerbil dug in, cheesy arty an' AA gun usin', gamey, smarmy, skulduggerous, pettifoggin', bastarrd Blousemouse has wrought a tactical victory against my stubborn but slow Brits.
Gah!.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Boy, you did pull out the big ole book-o-words. You still lost however.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka:
Nice work Berli, getting your old number back.
Evil obviously has its priveledges then?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think the saying....."It's not who you know, but who you blow," is more to the point with Lucifergetting his # back.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jd:
When paradise is eclisped by the orb's dark void, and blackness seizes the small and fearful denizens scampering about the feet of giants, then driven to depths of frenzy and passion unknown they send unwanted (and unwashed) emails and thus as the forum lay like Romulus before, tatterd and in despair leeo, a minor nit spake thus Now leeo is about as alluring as a coon hounds vomit after a squirrel hunt, but he seems so innocent here. The shy lad soon sent a disclaimer saying his wife inadvertenly sent it. Hmmm the options....1) that's NO wife! 2) leeo needs to embrace and accept himself or 3) His wife didn't "mistakenly" send it to me!
That being said we have adjourned to the boudoir of the CM battlefield to settle this as full blooded men, (...er, at least me. no saing about this youngster) Bauhaus, I may have found you an apprentice and don't turn your back!
[ 05-24-2001: Message edited by: jd ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think not.........the part about finding an apprentice. I turn my back on nobody.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Thermopylae:
Mensch, Berli went out and made you a scenario within moments of your accepting my challenge. And while it is fully possible you accepted said challenge while under the influence of crack cocaine and/or an overdose of hormones that rushed to your brain when you saw the neighbor's french poodle go by, you are still pledged (for whatever your word is worth, i.e. about one dead lizard and 2 lbs of excrement) to take up arms. And I realize you do not look forward to kissing your own ass, and so might be stalling. It'll not save you, so send the damn thing already you incompetent pile of rat intestines.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
A Berli Scenario? You are so screwed. Goanna and I have been playing one of his evil creations since October.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
As I hear it, 5 of your tanks were killed by a single MkIV<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now Berli do YOU really want to discuss large numbers of tanks being lost for little loss on the other side? As you are the Prince of DARKNESS, I would have thought the memory of a certain DARK night with German armor being destroyed left and right would have remained in your thoughts, but perhaps you've expunged that particular memory.In any case, I couldn't check which vehicles were responsible, but if true it just adds more veracity to my story.
And, apropos of nothing at all, what were you talking to Bauhaus about, as he was the only one with that information? Verifying the contract terms were we?
Joe
Actually you nimrod, we work together. I was gloating. Do you really think I'd be so foolish to allow Berli into my house. Satan in a house of God............I'm still making house payments you cretin.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
It's a sad day in the CessPool. Up until this point in time we've dealt with gamey players, players who would bend the rules to win a game of CM, but who still played WITHIN the rules. Now ... it's different.
It is my sad duty to report that one amongst us has actually gone so far as to use a CRACKED VERSION of CM to improve his position. Who is this miscreant, this foul creature masquerading as a Knight of the CessPool? None other than Bauhaus! Now I'm NOT suggesting that HE has the wit to crack a walnut let along the code to CM, but consider the following:
In our current game, 10 of his AFVs (about 6 tanks and 4 HTs) faced off against roughly 8 of mine (about 6 tanks and 2 HTs). In ONE TURN, I lost 6 tanks and 2 HTs while he lost only ONE tank! Now obviously, Bauhaus couldn't have that kind of a result without ... shall we just say assistance?
Oh sure, he LOOKS dumb ... really Dumb actually ... massively ... sorry, anyway I suspect he's had some assistance from outside forces. Forces of EVIL, not to put too fine a point on it. So Berli ... been a little slow in the soul department these days? Been getting a little HEAT from the Home Office have we? Finally decided that ANY soul was better than none at all? Pretty pathetic Berli, sure the lad was lacking in the social graces but to do this to him? For shame.
For those who might be confused by this based on Bauhaus' past record, it obviously just happened since his tactical choices to date have pretty much been predicated upon tossing a coin when faced with any decision.
But fine, I'll play the game to the end but it's just ... too bad it had to come to this. Poor Bauhaus.
Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
JOE--
neener neener neener. It's tough to admit that you suck more than the suckiest.
Moriarty excluded.
Now, die some more you lowly butt sniffer.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Originally posted by bauhaus:[qb]I always sucked.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
A truer statement I have never seen[/QB]
Is this the part where I need to confess my sins?
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon:
Well I don't know him/her/it so I wouldn't vouch for the bugger.
You know how often we got those already...
I say unleash Bauhaus and let him ponder the full implication of Rexford's calculus.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I always sucked at math.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai:
Here, if his skull is to go next to mine, and below Bauhaus's, that would seem to indicate that, when you finally acquire my skull (you cannot think that having beaten me in one out of four games entitles you to it yet), it will be hung below Bauhaus's. Bloody cheek! I demand that, should you acquire my skull, it be hung above Bauhaus's (and in a well lit, climate controlled environment so I can see what the little sod is up to; he refuses to fight me in other than 'impaired visibility' conditions). Where the hell is Moriarity's skull in all this? And why isn't he returning my turns? If he needs his skull to process them, return it to him at once, sir, so that my men can stop shivering out there in the snow!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wouldn't you have to beat me first to deserve having your head hung above mine. Until then, to the back of the line!
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gyrene:
And Bauhaus, I'm sorry if my language offended you, for you only I will now also post my replies in a PG only version, complete with cute bunny pictures.
Gyrene<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Gyrene you Git! I requested your language be cleaned up not because I was offended, but because of BTS as Lorak stated. Now if you can't speak in words bigger than 4 letters, go back to school and learn the English language. Until then, SOD OFF!
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Peng is what you do in the toilet every morning. "That was the most satisfying Peng I've ever had!" :eek:
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gyrene:
...Maybe I can sneak in here an start posting with the big boys...I might even get in a message or two before they spot me...I'm not even sure what the f*** a Peng is but I'll play along, and once I'm in I too can start to berate newbies with rest of the bitter old men here...f***ing member numbers, it was easier to sneak around in the old style forum, thanks to my mass posting of stupid topics I achieved member status in record time...But I will infiltrate this thread...AND BACKSTAB MY WAY TO THE TOP!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
****! Am I typing my thoughts out loud on the thread?????
Gyrene<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Maybe you can try to call us bitter old men out without cussing.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Bauhaus might have a pickle for his jar<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Keep my pickle out of this!!! Hands off Berli! Dang pickle lickers.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka:
How utterly Evil!
A 'thingey' that spits fire? Good god, will those dastardly jerries stop at nothing? We have ubertanks, nebelwerfer whatsits and now Flammthingeys.
And to think, the most innovative thing the Alies came up with during the war was a knife/fork/spoon combination that fitted neatly together.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Keep my thingys out of it!!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
ooOOOgah, ooOOOgah, ooOOOgah
Bauhaus moved his Panzers and PanzerGrenadiers confidently into the town and expected to blow the Brits away. Early turns gave him the edge, but recent events have evened the score and ... with a bit of luck in the next couple of turns, may finally turn the game in my favor. I must confess that I used unconventional tactics in my emails such as saying "Well Bauhaus, that was a powerful and massive thrust into the center of the defense as your troops plunged deep into the village again and again and again. Then, slowly and softly the arms of your forces crept up the flanks, resting tenderly on the bulges of the woods, before squeezing and probing the hidden wonders inside the treeline."
He hasn't been the same since.
Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Every time I read that it makes me all tingly inside. Kind of like climbing a rope in gym class.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
Originally posted by dalem:[qb]Guiness is a kind of beer, right?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This statement is grounds for dismissal from the Mutha Beautiful Thread[/QB]
I second that. Death to dalem.
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I've got a bit of bad news, and I'm in a state. I just saw this on the wire:
Guinness workers across the country went on strike for the first time in 25 years. More than 1,000 workers went on strike protesting against the closure of one of its packaging plants in Dundalk, Thursday April 12 2001. The strike is halting production at Ireland's dominant brewery and raising fear that the country might soon suffer shortages of the highly popular black beer.
What will we do? I think I need to leave work for the day and go stock up on Guinness.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump:
Its clear to me that the denizens of the cesspool are simply full of themselves.
In fact, you lick yourself instead of bathing, you uneducable, mold smelling, sheep molesting, carpet-bagging whelps of Richard Nixon's secret indiscretions! :eek:
You should spend less time posting and more time playing!
Speedbump
Disclaimer: Taunt not original, but couldn't resist.
[ 04-11-2001: Message edited by: Speedbump ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I really don't see anything wrong with all these things you claim we do. Everyone needs a hobby.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Canuck:
OMG I'm the first reply!!!
This is such an honour!
I'm kind of a PENG virgin so could someone please help me out here?
I'm not sure where to go from here
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Why on earth would you ask for help in the Peng thread? Good God man, I do believed your pair is sucked up inside you. Would somebody please hand this man a rope so he can hang himself?
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Originally posted by Moriarty:
Blousemouse is resorting to deviously gamey tactics. Large map, large points, few turns. My valiant pommies will continue to eviscerate his blatantly hysterical use of fallschirmgerbils with pointy things.
Spoken like a true wanker. Ummm, I had no control of the map, QB remember? Besides, your men are on a bloody Sunday stroll. I think it's poor leadership on your part. Now sod off and lose.
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Originally posted by Seanachai:
Sorry, Cyber Rat fella, but you have that wrong. Deke is the 'Whipping Boy' of the 'Pool (although self-proclaimed, it will stand). Bauhaus is our very first Saint. St. Bauhaus of the Immaculate Thingy. This also will stand. As will Bauhaus, whenever it is necessary to preserve the freedoms of those who would tell him to Sit Down!
There is a complicated choreography to the Peng Challenge Thread. It is a dance that pleases not the eye, nor sets free the soul, but does, in fact, Stomp Upon the Terra.
Just a few quick notes before I leave you lads on your own for the next week.
Why thank you Sir Seanachai you may now kiss my....ummmm......ring, yeah, ring.
Goanna you dillusional lizard. This is only holiday #2. Unlike you who claim to be in Oman on work, for what, 10 months? I believe the operation is being finalized so we will finally be treated to the first cross-dressed lizard who is minus a thingy. That makes you thingyless? Hope the nip and tuck is going well.
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St. Bauhaus of the Immaculate Thingy
canonized 2001 A.D.
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Originally posted by Roborat:
What, are we supposed to consider you and the mighty peng to be the pregenitors then?? HAH!, I, a lowly squire, albeit the senior squire here (why are all those little rodents kicking and biting my ankles??) laugh at this ludicrous suggestion. I would suggest that you two more closely resemble the old, retired species, rapidly approaching extinction. Totally inward looking, talking in obscure parables, and huddling around old, burned out stars for warmth, totally bemused buy the younger, more vigourous races now inhabiting your galaxy.
Such back talk from a squire, especially to a Knigget. Hmmmmm, the first squire demoted to a serf. Keep it up blowarat.
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Originally posted by Abbott:
Gentlemen, your replies to my posts were very humorous. I enjoyed reading them. However it seems that you missed a few good thrashings as a child! Do your mothers know the things you put pen to paper to write? Sheesh, I would say "surely not".
Now I have been asked to go read the previous Peng threads, my gawd man do you have any idea how disgusting a thought that is? Just clicking the link to enter this place that smells of sheep entrails is bad enough. However I will endure your paltry attempts at humor and the flinging of insults. Do to the fact that you do not have any inclination of what true gaminess is.
I do understand that the fear in your hearts of a REAL player entering the depths of this stinking slime pit of a home you have here causes you concern. I have stated “I would take it easy on you” but still you cringe in fear and hide behind your malodorous printed tripe.
Fear? Fear? We laugh at your fear! Ha! The only thing we fear is your lame attempts at calling us out. Now begone with you before we make you take the evil Berli out for his daily walk. He's a big time leg humper.
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St. Bauhaus of the Immaculate Thingy
canonized 2001 A.D.
PENG I TAKE YOUR CHALLENGE TO THE UNDEAD…
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ParaBellum:
Bauhaus you dare to question my manhood???
Revenge! :mad:
I just took my voodoo doll, attached a little, dirty, ragged piece of paper on which I wrote bauhaus and began to torment it!
Ha! You feel already the pain in your head?
Na, it's not a brain tumor (what brain anyway)...
May your testicles implode! May your president be elected a second time!
May your lousy tanks be knocked out by small arms fire from 1200m!!
NOPAIRABALLEM-
Wake me when your testicles arrive.....YAWN!The only partially nasty thing you said was the president comment......can't defend that one.
[ 05-26-2001: Message edited by: bauhaus ]