If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it’s a duck, demands you prove it's a duck, accuses you of being a duck, says your dog is a duck, that your friend's cat is a duck & that all 3 'ducks' are Russophobic ducks paid by CIA to stage attacks, it’s a Kremlin duck 🦆

— Darth Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) March 22, 2024