Nidan1 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Bah, I blame the game not having my vehicles follow the movements I plot for them. Same thing happened to me....I believe Stuka has hacked the game somehow and is able to adjust the movement orders of his opponent's units. I have already sent the game file to BF so they can analyze, and then suggest a suitable punishment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 By that I take it you are in 'Merika ? Please refer to the USA with its proper name. "Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave" Stuka and the Lovely Mrs Stuka will soon find out what that truly means. After I have wined and dined them, and spiked their after dinner drinks, then will come the real fun. Has anyone seen "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" recently. Ooops....Ive already revealed too much, this was all supposed to be a surprise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 Please refer to the USA with its proper name. "Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave" Stuka and the Lovely Mrs Stuka will soon find out what that truly means. After I have wined and dined them, and spiked their after dinner drinks, then will come the real fun. Has anyone seen "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" recently. Ooops....Ive already revealed too much, this was all supposed to be a surprise.Oh they'll be surprised all right ... after all they'll be meeting you in person {shudder}. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Oh they'll be surprised all right ... after all they'll be meeting you in person {shudder}. Joe Unlike some people *looks at Joe and Boo* who were busy doing their nails that week...and their hair...or was it each others hair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Unlike some people *looks at Joe and Boo* who were busy doing their nails that week...and their hair...or was it each others hair? They just know better than to go to Noo Yawk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Unlike some people *looks at Joe and Boo* who were busy doing their nails that week...and their hair...or was it each others hair? Let's see... going to Noo Yawk to see Nidan1 and Stuka, weighed against NOT going to Noo Yawk to see Nidan1 and Stuka and doing... damn near anything else. Wow... tough call. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Shirley you would squeeze yourself into some tight, cutoff denim shorts and hitch your way to NY? Truckers like ageing, bespecalled faux-Claptons I hear so the trip shouldn't cost you a penny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 AAAOOOGGAHHH, AAOOOGAHHH!! First CMBN PBEM result and of course the result is as expected...your Olde Unca Stukey is victorious!! Yes, yes, I know, you didn't expect anything different did you? Truth be told, I was great and Nidan1 was sh!te. He artyed the crapola out of open fields whilst my plucky boys (all from NEW YORK I expect) hunkered down and plugged Jerries left, right and center, then the debacle of the Tiger and Stug assaults left poor Nidan1 with no option other than to cry and put his hands up. Odd thing is though, I thought attacking forces were supposed to have more troops and clanketies than the defender? Looking at the stats it seems I had more stuff than Nidan1. (not thats any excuse...I'da whupped his ass anyways!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Truckers like ageing, bespecalled faux-Claptons I hear. So... are you speaking from personal experience? is this what truckers in Oddstrayla like, or truckers in Duuh... or wherever it is you now live? And how did you go about researching this? And what exactly does "bespecalled" mean? And why are you such a git? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Had I not had the dubious task of traversing over 200 meters of wide open, flat-as-pan terrain under fire , JUST TO GET TO THE TOWN. I might have had even less casualties. I do have to admit, that once I lost my Tiger, the battle was essentially over. Stuka only needed to maintain his positions inside the town to get a win. Not a lot of tactical ability needed to figure that out. Had the AI not taken my last StuG on a sightseeing trip across the front, I may have been able to pull this one out. I do give Stuka credit, NOT! He outnumbered me for feck's sake!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 Had I not had the dubious task of traversing over 200 meters of wide open, flat-as-pan terrain under fire , JUST TO GET TO THE TOWN. I might have had even less casualties. I do have to admit, that once I lost my Tiger, the battle was essentially over. Stuka only needed to maintain his positions inside the town to get a win. Not a lot of tactical ability needed to figure that out. Had the AI not taken my last StuG on a sightseeing trip across the front, I may have been able to pull this one out. I do give Stuka credit, NOT! He outnumbered me for feck's sake!!!!Ah yes ... "It's not whether you win or lose ... but how you place the blame." Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PondScum Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 The clowns have developed a bocage-buster: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Marlow Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Updates! Buzzy has apparently run out of tanks, and has now decided he can't wait for CM Ost Front. He is sending human waves at my armor. The Soldiers Group Life Insurance folks are going to be most unpleased with their claim payouts after this battle. Elvis (included for old time sake) had at least three tanks. He now has one. That one will Die-a-lot soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Updates! Buzzy has apparently run out of tanks, and has now decided he can't wait for CM Ost Front. He is sending human waves at my armor. The Soldiers Group Life Insurance folks are going to be most unpleased with their claim payouts after this battle. Elvis (included for old time sake) had at least three tanks. He now has one. That one will Die-a-lot soon. At least Wolfgang Amadeus Buzzsaw is still sending you turns..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Yes turns would be good, I have more HT's to park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Bottom of the page and I have to take valuable time away from my break, I mean protecting the public, to keep the MBT on the front page where it belongs. Stoat, laying down on the job again I see, Father Pfleger got you lighting candles or sumfink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Have another donut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Speedy's halftrack is finding a literal fig leaf much more protection than you would think. Speedy, I know what you can do to that donut, especially if it is rolling and you are good at flying!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 The clowns have developed a bocage-buster: Wow. Could you see that coming down the street? Talk about good old fashioned nightmare fuel... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PondScum Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 You wouldn't see it coming down the street: the clowns would be using it to bust through your back yard instead. Sleep well, kiddies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 gentlemen, Le Desert is much fun as both Axis and God Fearin Merkins. FYI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 You wouldn't see it coming down the street: the clowns would be using it to bust through your back yard instead. Sleep well, kiddies. Bust through my backyard? You mean, like from underground? Through some kind of non-existent brick wall or sumfink? Why would they want to do that, when they could just come through the neighbor's driveway? Clowns is stupid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 Page 2 ... you lot disgust me ... even more than you usually do.. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Joe, Joe, Joe...I tried to tell you that too much time spent gazing in the mirror would sour you on life. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Now Joe Shaw. I know you find it disheartening to see so many, oh so many, of your clanketi-clanks burning, their insides sprayed with the gore of the former occupants jellified innards, limbs scattered haphazardly on the ground around them, the crying and wailing and gnashing of the teeth of the few unlucky men still under your command, all of them waiting for yet another monstrous doom to befall them like some pre-biblical purge meted out by the angry gods that stalked outside the caves and beneath the trees when the world was dark. But just ignore that, and send me a gawdam file. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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