Nidan1 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 I don't. Would you like to see? I could turn on my webcam... Michael Spare us the Weiner moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Well playing sober should be considered bad form at the very least. I'll drink to that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Somebody alert the media. Stukes is drinking to something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 And we're on the second page AGAIN!!! I blame... (Looks at list to see who's up next)... Speedy! You massive slacker! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Only 3 more days until Operation MURKA is activated! Nidan1, NGCav, Speedy & Noba your current arse kickings will therefore be on hold for 2 weeks whilst my occupation and annexation of the U..S..Ayyy is conducted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 I hope you get mugged. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Only 3 more days until Operation MURKA is activated! Nidan1? Alert the lads to go to Yellow-Alert-Rig-For-Silent-Running-DEFCON 3. Think of the next few days as the calm before the dork. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Wait, who invited him to the God Fearin States of Merka? We only let in floaty brown peoples in Florida and Chebby traveling peoples via most of the left side of the states. I don't remember us being open to the Downunders aka The Paul Hogan Fanclub. Let me call up the TSA for an extra special welcome for Stuka 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herr_oberst Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Everyone knows that the pie is a lie. Edited to note that you should all play the "Courage and Fortitude" campaign, waltz through the first mission (hint: you have pioneers). Well, not quite a waltz... Major Victory aside, it cost a fair number of good men... Courage and Fortitude (and Patience) indeed! 1: Engenders a new respect for just how long a reach an AT gun can have. B: Splitting teams is de rigeur for coordinating a decent assault, and mind which weapons end up in which split group. 3 7/8: Offered a reminder of how badly I suck at getting my heavy weapons into effective positions. Were I to try that first battle a second time, I'd do a lot differently, but the game is still afoot. Can't say as I like to first look at that bridge map... gonna be a bugger to cross all that territory... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Nidan1? Alert the lads to go to Yellow-Alert-Rig-For-Silent-Running-DEFCON 3. Think of the next few days as the calm before the dork. Done, done and ready. Most of the duration of his visit will be unescorted, but the time that he is in my care.....I assure you he will cause no trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Wait, who invited him to the God Fearin States of Merka? "invite"?? What part of 'invasion' don't you understand, Sparky? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 "invite"?? What part of 'invasion' don't you understand, Sparky? so, no one invited you? We have enough homeless, alcoholic miscreants here in the US. I think we keep most of them in Ohio. The concept of being invaded by Australians is quite comical though. Its almost as funny as Australia being called a "nation" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Most of the duration of his visit will be unescorted..... Not to worry. The spysats have been given all pertinent targeting information. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 I think somebody is an Unca Stukey fanboi/stalker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 What part of "targeting information" don't you understand, Sparky? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 do we fire at Will or at Sparky? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Just shoot Stuka. As a matter of fact, just consider that a default order. No matter what, shoot Stuka. Car won't start; shoot Stuka. Get a bunch of junk mail in your mailbox; shoot Stuka. Order a pizza; shoot Stuka. Finish mowing the lawn; shoot Stuka. See how easy it makes your life? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Marlow Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Should we only shoot at Stuka if he is unbuttoned? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 I'm a zipper kind of guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Because it's hard to fasten buttons when you don't have opposable thumbs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Because buttons are sooo 1920's...I understand that you have 'issues' with anything more modern than that (what with Ohio being in a Groundhog Day, pre-prohibition type of mindset) but hey, who am I to argue with dumbfeck, inbred, corn-swaggling Ohioenian...ien...iens...anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Because buttons are sooo 1920's...I understand that you have 'issues' with anything more modern than that (what with Ohio being in a Groundhog Day, pre-prohibition type of mindset) but hey, who am I to argue with dumbfeck, inbred, corn-swaggling Ohioenian...ien...iens...anyway? Okay... I'll play your silly little game, Stuka me lad. Who ARE you to argue with a dumbfeck, inbred, corn-swaggling Ohioan, anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Most of the duration of his visit will be unescorted, but the time that he is in my care.....I assure you he will cause no trouble. You have muzzle, cuffs and fetters ready along with an armed guard with strict orders to shoot to kill at the first sign of trouble? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Not to worry. The spysats have been given all pertinent targeting information. Ye gods, he's even uglier than I imagined. Get his flight number and alert the Air Force that there is a team of Middle Eastern terrorists aboard who intend to crash into the White House and their orders are to intercept and destroy. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 You have muzzle, cuffs and fetters ready along with an armed guard with strict orders to shoot to kill at the first sign of trouble? Michael Here's the guest bedroom where Unka Stukie and his Missus can stretch out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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