Holien Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 How I have missed the art of Peng... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Hear ye! Hear ye! As an undeniable and undesputed Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread it pleases me to announce that my CMBN cherry has been broken! True it was Speedy who broke it and it doesn't make me proud to say that Ladies and GentleHamsters but what can you do? I was drunk and he seemed nice and offered me a lift home. Anyhoos, first blood (no pun intended) had gone to your Olde Unca Stukey! Yep, some sneeksy Speedyian troops got caught in the open trying to gamily sneeks their way into a building from which they might...might mind you, have had a flanking position on my trusty lads. So a few shots have opened the score and as the FOX reporter embedded with my troops has just radioed in, there are 2 little Speedies laying veeery still on the ground. Either they are shot to **** or else they have suddenly developed an overwhelmng interest in blades of grass. In any case, I claim victory! Open the drinks cabinet and lets get the drinking under way! W00T! Feh you can't count it's more like 8 little Speedies. But I killed the battalion commander old Unca Stukey himself or at least a close personal friend. Now I will take that victory bottle of Bundy thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 I suppose that a cavalry scout is pretty much an offensive occupation, heaven knows NG Cavscout is ... offensive that is. But that's the only thing I can think of that would explain his complete inability to defend. Still early days but the writing's on the bocage, no question about it. MrSpkr is displaying his usual utter ineptness by losing an M3 on turn one. He's cowering in his little village and probably will have to be pried out with a crowbar. Luckily his troops are so demoralized by the commander the Gawds have saddled them with that they won't be able to see their sights through their tears. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 The Death Of Unca Stukey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 That can't be Stuka, too short and not enough bulge in the pants for an Aussie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 The Death Of Unca Stukey Yea! Congratulations. Do carry on. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 That can't be Stuka, too short and not enough bulge in the pants for an Aussie Oh I'm sure there's a bulge there, but it would be in the back of the pants if you get my drift. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Marlow Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Hello gentlemen, So, I have recently purchased CMBN, and would like to try PBEM. This looked like a nice friendly place to find an opponent. Smells a bit though. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 now I know what very very old foul Joe meant. It really does nauseate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 29, 2011 Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 Hear ye! Hear ye! As an undeniable and undesputed Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread... Only in your warped and diseased tiny, little mind, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 29, 2011 Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 Look! Stuka's brain has a record out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Hello gentlemen, So, I have recently purchased CMBN, and would like to try PBEM. This looked like a nice friendly place to find an opponent. Smells a bit though. Cheers. Then perhaps you should find another SSN to challenge, tastefully mind you (with some imagination and cleverness), and give the MBT an example of your wit and dash, then, perhaps, if you are (un?)lucky, some bored Olde One or Knight will take you to squire. Or you could just sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Hmmmm did Marlow forget his old log in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Marlow Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Why would I want to play a game against a nuclear attack sub? I didn't think the Navy was involved in this game other than for fire support. You must be confused. Not uncommon for (I presume) a 19D. Probably get lost a lot as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Marlow Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Hmmmm did Marlow forget his old log in? Marlow DID forget his old log in. I must be getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Marlow Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Good googlie mooglie. I just noticed that No-Go 19D is a Kanigget. House Ruin no less. How that once mighty House has fallen. Knights not studying history of the MBT and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 do SSN's float or just bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 They are neutrally buoyant at best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Marlow Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 We all float down here. Don't they teach you youngsters anything these days? Jo Xia, fix or do somefink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 We all float down here. Don't they teach you youngsters anything these days? Jo Xia, fix or do somefink.Now look you here Marlow we don't care for people wandering in under an assumed name other than the assumed name they assumed the first time they joined. And I don't care to hear any excuses about how BFC lost your username (unless of course it IS Username in which case you can sod off right now) or how, MUCH more likely, you forgot it and/or your password. Furthermore there's nothing in your profile that would lend credence (or Clearwater) to the assumption that you're OUR Marlow here for a reunion ... get it ... CCR? Fix or do somefink! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Feh you can't count it's more like 8 little Speedies. But I killed the battalion commander old Unca Stukey himself or at least a close personal friend. Now I will take that victory bottle of Bundy thank you very much. So this would be the turn I haven't seen yet? The one still in my inbox whilst I am at work? Thanks for the spoiler numbnuts! Bloody South Australians, if they were any dumber they'd be from Ohio. BTW, if I had a victory bottle of Bundy, I'd give it to you...damned lowbrow, wife-beating poison that crapola is...now if we're talking a bottle of Gentleman Jack things will get more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 just got the Steel container thingy chock full of CM:Norm. mother in law thought it was the coolest fricken thing she's seen in a long time (I'll tell you whut) All this talk of THE STEEL CASED HARD COPY OF CMBN must be ranckling brother Boo no end. Imagine the hullaballo eminating from the Radlien household..."they's sezzing the wordss againss!! It buurns uss, IT BUUURNS!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 We all float down here. Don't they teach you youngsters anything these days? Jo Xia, fix or do somefink. Or at least that is what King says. Good book by the way, not a masterpiece of English Literature, but engaging, like most of his early stuff. So, if you are truly Marlow as Joe Shaw indicates, then I retract my invitation to Sod Off, but it would of been smashing if you had let some of us know you weren't some geek of the street. Not very cricket to come sauntering in here undercover old boy, not cricket at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Now I will take that victory bottle of Bundy thank you very much. O.M.G. I'm playing a Holden Driving Bundy Pig. The shame..... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 O.M.G. I'm playing a Holden Driving Bundy Pig. The shame..... Noba. You should be so lucky, Speedy is probably one of those Subaru driving losers. You WISH you had a Holden! Check out my Monaro, 37 years old and still purdy as a picture! I refused an offer of $20,000 last time I was home, how much will your Impreza be worth when it's 37 years old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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