dalem Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 wtf is peng challenge - this is something that has confused me since i started posting here on the forums. It just seems like every post is gibberish in regard to this Peng fellow. Punctuation, my dear bacterium. Punctuation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 No profile, it is deader than Michael's love-life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 July 4...July 4...this is an important day for some reason but I can't recall why... THATS IT! Happy anniversary of the canonization day of Saint Ulrich of Augsburg everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 No profile, it is deader than Michael's love-life. I've always regarded necrophilia as a bit suspect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 necrophilia jokes...anyone...anyone...bueller? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I hate all of you. Boo is writhing in the grip of my superior play, of course, but he's also trying to level a small pillock by way of 76mm HE from hundreds of yards away. Fixed that for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I have begun a game of CMAK with WolfP ... he will soon rue the day ... oh yes he will ... the night too likely enough. I know he remembers all too well how I defeated him three games in a row in CMSF as the Syrians with him taking the Marines. And, of course, he was a serving Marine Major at the time in Iraq ... it was almost embarrassing ... almost. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 ... it was almost embarrassing ... almost. Not nearly as embarrassing as your rendition of the San Diego Chicken's victory dance that you did on the desk. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Not nearly as embarrassing as your rendition of the San Diego Chicken's victory dance that you did on the desk. Michael At least I had a game victory to celebrate ... a joy that SOME here will never know. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Feel the burn Michael, the BURRRN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 No, actually, never having tasted your cooking, I feel quite fine. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Michael plays the game, he just doesn't play it against humans. Neither do I, now that I think of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Michael plays the game, he just doesn't play it against humans. Neither do I, now that I think of it... Oh so he's played against the AI has he ... how very ... special for him {snicker}. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Well it was the beta release of CMBO...and he lost...the AI waited until the last turn then fired a pistol in the air and Michael surrendered...he's never quite gotten over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 You guys don't read very well, do you? I said he plays against the AI. Present tense. I swear, box turtles find you guys insufferably obtuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 You guys don't read very well, do you? I said he plays against the AI. Present tense. When did I say that? I think it has been at least six years since I last played CM and have said as much several times. I swear, box turtles find you guys insufferably obtuse. That part is certainly true and I wouldn't dream of arguing with. Furthermore, I would state that regardless of the attitude and perceptions of box turtles, those two are individually and collectively dumber than a sackful of rocks. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Boo defends Stoat's 'Hill in Brittany' by hiding in fixed positions until my troops approach, didn't work in '44 and isn't working now. My superior firepower is winkling him out position by position...you could say he is writhing in the grip but not just yet, I have only breached the barbed wire in two areas so it ain't over 'till Michael's sister sings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyrspawn Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Punctuation, my dear bacterium. Punctuation. Explain please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Explain please You demonstrate an insufficiency. That's as much of an explanation as an Olde One "owes" an SSN such as yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 You demonstrate an insufficiency. Very concise. All that really needs to be said about twerp. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 That's as much of an explanation as an Olde One "owes" an SSN such as yourself. Repeatedly calling yourself an 'Olde One' will not make you one, inasmuch as Emry's will never be Liza Minelli...no matter how many cabaret outfits he buys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 When did I say that? I think it has been at least six years since I last played CM and have said as much several times. Michael Wherever did you get the idea people paid attention to anything you said? You know, such a solipsistic world view is really not that healthy, Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Emry's will never be Liza Minelli... Damn, another fantasy shattered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I am not dead. Contemplating an historic occasion. At the end of July, I will be bringing Dalem back to our Cabin in Canada for his second, triumphal visit, and quite likely bring Papa Khann there for his first ever visit. There will be rum. There will be song. There will be a mighty pissing off the end of decks involving rum and song. There will be bruising from landing on the native granite of Lake of the Woods after the fall from the deck railing while drinking rum, singing, and pissing. It will be...magical. Boo, as your putative 'Prospero-like' master, I command you to inform Rose and the swine you work for that next summer you will need time off to fly to Minneapolis so that you can drive to Canada, and Freedom! For a week or so, anyways. I should have asked Lars this year, as well. But it was hard to pin down the dates, because the Family was after doing a lot of work on the Cabin, still. And lets be honest. It was a Herculean task to get Dalem & Papa Khann to get their passports into order. With Lars, I would have had to go back and explain several hundred years of diplomacy, the border requirements of two nations, and everything involving the concept of 'government documents' before I could have gotten him to get enough documentation to cross the border. I'm not a young man, anymore. I don't want to die trying to explain the difference between a 'US Passport' and a 'Border Passport Card' to Lars, let alone the whole concept of 'why we need some kinds of identification'. It was bad enough trying to get the concept through to the other two. With Lars, I know that every time I tried, he'd just keep pulling out his wallet, handing me his license and saying "Yes, Officer! I have it right here! If I seem a little happy, it's simply because I'm coming from a wedding...no, wait, they drink at weddings...a funeral...no, wait, I drink at funerals...a christening/baptism/confirmation/occasion involving the joyful entry of young souls into some form of the Church' that doesn't necessarily involve adults drinking at all!" Big Smile. As the gods are my witness, 2 hours of that without having gotten through to him about what a 'birth certificate' is is more than I can take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I am not dead. [spoken slowly, heavily] You really love to disappoint us, don't you? Contemplating an historic occasion. At the end of July, I will be bringing Dalem back to our Cabin in Canada for his second, triumphal visit... Will this involve ritual drowning, perhaps? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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