Michael Emrys Posted June 3, 2010 Author Share Posted June 3, 2010 TANKFEST. It will rain. The heavens will open up and lakes, oceans of water will pour down upon you. You will be swept away in torrents of stinking mud. Should feel right at home. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Pad, pad, pad, pad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 MY BACK NO LONGER HURTS LIKE BLAZES! I can walk! Mein Fuhrer, I can walk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 MY BACK NO LONGER HURTS LIKE BLAZES! Someone obviously ripped out your spine when you looking the other way... and you were wondering how come you can suddenly manage to suck your toes. Or should that be - suddenly can manage to suck your toes? Anyhoo, I'm sure the wibberly wobberly person you have now become will understand. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Pad, pad, pad, pad... Apple lover. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Apple lover. Noba. I'd like to applaud the apparent trend of ignoring Noba ... I think more of that should be done. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I'd like to applaud the apparent trend of ignoring Joe ... I think more of that should be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 MomMMMmmmmmm!!!! Boo's copying Shaw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 MomMMMmmmmmm!!!! Boo's copying Shaw! Now, now Mace, we have to allow some latitude ... one way of improving yourself is to imitate your betters. Clearly Boo Radley is taking that lesson to heart and we should encourage it. Granted it doesn't show much originality but his last original thought was probably dealing with bowel movements so we shouldn't expect a great deal. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I'm having a thought right now about you AND bowel movements. But I daresay it's probably not original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Who'd a thunk it? Beijing has a HOOTERS bar!! W00T!! and only 10 minutes walk from my hotel! With Tsingtao beers in the 'big daddy' size for...aww sheet...I think it was about...aw fceck...I dunno...about...10 bucks apop or sumfiunk...in any case it wasd cheaper than back in the Gulf and we don't even HAVE a Hooters! WIth mega spicy chicken wings and Jalapeno chilli cheese frigg'in fries or whatever I got through a couple of so of them beers then bought a Hooters coffee cup to celebrate back at the office...W00T1 WooT1 W00T! Them Chinese chickidies were cute too...doing all that fancy danci'in up on those barstools waving all that long black waist long hair and glancing teasingly in your old Unca Stukies direction...it was all I could so to keep drinking my beer...which was good by the way in case any one of youse feckers were wondering. Tomorrow I'll visit the Great Wall of China and tag it with "Noba was 'ere"...do ya think anyone'll care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 4, 2010 Author Share Posted June 4, 2010 Tomorrow I'll visit the Great Wall of China and tag it with "Noba was 'ere"...do ya think anyone'll care? You'll probably get taken up and vanish into one of those Chinese labor gulags in the western part of the country, you know, where it's either hot and dry or colder than lizard droppings. There you be tortured on a daily basis until your organs—such of them as have not been utterly rotted by your debauched lifestyle—will be harvested for medical experiments. I totally approve. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 There you be What? Are you playing Pirate now? git... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 What? Are you playing Pirate now? The peg leg, eye patch and annoying parrot on his shoulder makes me think he's not playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Noba was 'ere"... Make sure you bold the name and hopefully the police will arrive just as you finish. Git. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 5, 2010 Author Share Posted June 5, 2010 The peg leg, eye patch and annoying parrot on his shoulder makes me think he's not playing. Arrrr. Strike your colors and bring your ship under my lee, or I'll blast ye all to kingdom come! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Happy Smurfday to Oberstump'inGrump'inFuhreur the faux Scots twat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Happy Birthday, OGSF, you annoying git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 I'd wish you a happy birthday as well, but hell, it's just too much goddam work. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Apparently you all have finally managed to drink yourselves into insensibility. Over 25 hours without a post. Could it be that, finally awakened into what a shameful lot you are, you are too embarrassed to open your yawps? Splendid! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Shaddup Emrys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Ahhhh, Stuka. Feeling a bit grumpy? A little bit hung over? One of those little reminders that one cannot do what one did just a few short, blurry years ago? Maybe a little erectile dysfunction too? I understand alcoholics often suffer from that. Well, one must have one's priorities, I suppose... Well, cheerio. Pip pip and all that. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Do not try to goad me into conversation Emrys, it won't work. Even if you and I were the last two members on this thread, I still wouldn't talk to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Skirtin' real close to thingy talk there, Stuka-me-lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 'member' makes you think of 'thingies'? You need help... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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