Joe Shaw Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 So, should men wear white ties for dinner or black? I favor white myself but realize how dangerous it is for the less skillful diners (especially Stuka and his ilk) if split pea soup is served. Michael No,no, no Michael. Table WEAR in this case refers to the wear on your table that results from eating directly on the table rather than using plates ... we should probably be grateful that he's taken his dining up off the floor. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 But eating with his fingers as he does, how much wear can he put on the table? And can't we just arrange an armored place mat for him? Or alternately, just insist that he eat outside with the dogs? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 So, should men wear white ties for dinner or black? I favor white myself but realize how dangerous it is for the less skillful diners (especially Stuka and his ilk) if split pea soup is served. Michael Stuka has no ilk - he is ilkless, a sport, a mutation, an abominable splot on the snowy escutcheon of humanity's genetic history. Hey now, that makes him second cousin to the Emrys creature! (or maybe even his progeny! Nightmares beckon...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Remembered your password to our game yet Costard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Remembered your password to our game yet Costard? That's the excuse he gave you? How prosaic. He told me he'd been bitten by rabid leeches and had "Swolled all up". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 That's the excuse he gave you? How prosaic. He told me he'd been bitten by rabid leeches and had "Swolled all up". He probably figured that Stuka's feelings would be hurt if his (Stuka's) relatives were dragged into the matter. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Stuka has... feelings? Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms. (Trying to slip away from your heavy bodily funk) Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again*. *(Probably why she dumped you, Mr. Floppy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 Stuka has... feelings? Perhaps that was the wrong word to use. Let's just say that he gets upset and may do harm to himself if his relations are mentioned. It may have something to do with being locked in a closet until he was 14. Or maybe he's just like that. Either way, the doctors say it's best just to tie him up and deprive him of food and water until he calms down. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 I thought he was nailed into a barrel and fed through the bung hole until he was 18. Or perhaps that's just wishful thinking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Boo, Boo, Boo...HUMANS consume their nutrients through the oral cavity, it is no surprise to me that your species consumes through the bung hole...you certainly speak out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Now, now lads I fear that we are becoming irreparably split by this senseless conflict between Americans and Australians. And it really is senseless you know. Americans, I know we can all agree, are the salt of the earth and are behind all truth, justice and, yes, the American way. The Australians are ... uh ... well they need salt and they're behind the Great Barrier Reef and by Gawd that's something to be said for them. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 29, 2010 Author Share Posted May 29, 2010 The Australians are ... uh ... well they need salt... I thought if you sprinkled salt on them they turned yellow and got all gooey. Is that what you mean? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Boo, Boo, Boo...HUMANS consume their nutrients through the oral cavity, it is no surprise to me that your species consumes through the bung hole...you certainly speak out of it. The bung hole of the barrel. We're speaking English here. Try to keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Americans, I know we can all agree, are the salt of the earth and are behind all truth, justice and, yes, the American way. Joe I think that's supposed to be "silt of the earth" Joe. Or "effluent" if you prefer. If we can't fight amongst ourselves, we can hardly claim to be members of the same family, can we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Now, now lads I fear that we are becoming irreparably split by this senseless conflict between Americans and Australians. And it really is senseless you know. Americans, I know we can all agree, are the salt of the earth and are behind all truth, justice and, yes, the American way. The Australians are ... uh ... well they need salt and they're behind the Great Barrier Reef and by Gawd that's something to be said for them. Joe Glad to see your priorities are aligned with correctness. Bolded Australian. Keep up the good work. Carry on chaps. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Well, he just knows you folks need all the help you can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Well, he just knows you folks need all the help you can get. Is that all you got ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 Is that all you got ? Of course not. Why should we waste the heavy artillery on small fry like you? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Glad to see your priorities are aligned with correctness. Bolded Australian. Keep up the good work. Carry on chaps. Noba. I continue to bold Australia because of a promise I made long ago ... I honor my commitments even when the reason may have faded from the memory of some. It's not at all surprising that you have forgotten the reason ... you're Australian after all and can hardly be expected to remember more than the route to the pub. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 we You use the term 'we' in response to a Boo Radley post? Watch out Boo, I think you got a friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I continue to bold Australia because of a promise I made long ago ... I honor my commitments even when the reason may have faded from the memory of some. It's not at all surprising that you have forgotten the reason ... you're Australian after all and can hardly be expected to remember more than the route to the pub. Joe Not quite true, Colonial Cretin. I was kidnapped by my Parents long ago and transported to this Great Southern Land along with my brother, many years ago. I relieve the pressure of living with the locals by visiting the land of my birth on regular occasions, as I will be doing in a weeks time. As long as I can remember the way to the airport, I feel safe. Tankfest here I come. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Not quite true, Colonial Cretin. I was kidnapped by my Parents long ago and transported to this Great Southern Land along with my brother, many years ago. I relieve the pressure of living with the locals by visiting the land of my birth on regular occasions, as I will be doing in a weeks time. As long as I can remember the way to the airport, I feel safe. Tankfest here I come. Noba. Aha! So you don't even sport the (admittedly tiny) distinction of actually being Australian but are merely another GooberNational without the cojones to tell us which Gawd blighted land it might be. I understand ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Tankfest here I come. Noba. You going to finish our game before you leave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 I relieve the pressure of living with the locals by visiting the land of my birth... Mordor? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 He's a fecking POM for those of you who can't google 'Tankfest'! In other news, I will be in Beijing for 5 days starting tonight and I expect the Chinese authorities have blocked the MBT (especially after the 'incident' involving Emrys, a bowl of Mosquito eye soup and a manchurian midget) so your grey little lives may darken further without the shining light that is my presence...I expect several of you may not be able to cope and will commit suicide during my absence. I can only hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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