BFCElvis Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Wankers ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergerbitz Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Asshats with chinstraps!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Asshats with chinstraps!!You see Elvis, you see what happens when you DON'T POST RULES! All sorts of neer-do-wells think that it's just fine to drop in and drop what passes for thoughts willy nilly. Take the example of young BoogerBitz above ... not only does he claim the second post but he doesn't follow the prescribed process of an SSN ... but he didn't know that did he ... BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T POST THE RULES! And in addition he's a GooberNational, granted he's a Canahookian which I personally grant some leeway since it was the birthplace of my lovely and talented Lady Justicar, but a GooberNational nonetheless. Mind you he does have one thing right ... Occupation: Self-loathing Company Man In this at least we can agree ... we loath him too. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Way to scold him Emrys...after all its 2010 and the rules should be reit, reterat, retratetd, dammit.........gone over again......so things like this don't continue to happen in the new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted January 1, 2010 Author Share Posted January 1, 2010 Sorry....my bad. Here ya go..... Or, if you are a member of a society who calls a flashlight a flashlight and not a torch, then it's a walker race. But not a walking race. But if you're Dutch, you may skip if you like. Here are the RULES. We are always right and you aren't. Get used to it and get over it. Be nice to the Ladies of the Pool or incur their wrath for they can be quite wroth. Even Lillian Wroth, but that's a reference only the Justicar and Emrys will understand. Maybe. If you are new here, then you are an SSN (Scum Sucking Newby) and have no rights. If you wish to elevate yourself in our eyes then challenge a person to a game of CM by using wit, venom, bile and chutzpah. Do not talk about the manliness of your joy department, for if you do you will be mocked then ignored. Or ignored and mocked at the same time, which is always fun too. Remember the RULES and keep them wholly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Way to scold him Emrys...after all its 2010 and the rules should be reit, reterat, retratetd, dammit.........gone over again......so things like this don't continue to happen in the new year.I've never been so insulted in my life ... this is your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread you idiot, not some ... some ... some mere Other Recognized! For your penance you are required to write on the blackboard 100 times the following: "The Justicar is the Justicar and nothing less." Well, the sooner started the sooner finished ... get to it. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 I've never been so insulted in my life ... this is your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread you idiot, not some ... some ... some mere Other Recognized! For your penance you are required to write on the blackboard 100 times the following: "The Justicar is the Justicar and nothing less." Well, the sooner started the sooner finished ... get to it. Joe I wish you all 2010, especially you Emrys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 I've never been so insulted in my life ... this is your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread you idiot, not some ... some ... some mere Other Recognized! For your penance you are required to write on the blackboard 100 times the following: "The Justicar is the Justicar and nothing less." Well, the sooner started the sooner finished ... get to it. Joe You tell them, Michael! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Sorry....my bad. Here ya go..... Or, if you are a member of a society who calls a flashlight a flashlight and not a torch, then it's a walker race. But not a walking race. But if you're Dutch, you may skip if you like. Here are the RULES. We are always right and you aren't. Get used to it and get over it. Be nice to the Ladies of the Pool or incur their wrath for they can be quite wroth. Even Lillian Wroth, but that's a reference only the Justicar and Emrys will understand. Maybe. If you are new here, then you are an SSN (Scum Sucking Newby) and have no rights. If you wish to elevate yourself in our eyes then challenge a person to a game of CM by using wit, venom, bile and chutzpah. Do not talk about the manliness of your joy department, for if you do you will be mocked then ignored. Or ignored and mocked at the same time, which is always fun too. Remember the RULES and keep them wholly! Damn fine rules, even if I do say so myself. So concise. So poignant. So right on the money. Just.... just beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 ... this is your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread... A mere functionary who has never had the wit to learn to keep his place with due humility. Ah, back in medieval China we knew how to deal with petty bureaucrats who had gotten too big for their britches. We had some very innovative ways of punishing insubordination. Boy, back then you would have been glad to kowtow and knock your forehead on the floor six times for every step you took approaching me or taking your leave. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 A mere functionary who has never had the wit to learn to keep his place with due humility. Ah, back in medieval China we knew how to deal with petty bureaucrats who had gotten too big for their britches. We had some very innovative ways of punishing insubordination. Boy, back then you would have been glad to kowtow and knock your forehead on the floor six times for every step you took approaching me or taking your leave. Michael Now, Joe. No need to bring ancient history into the discussion, even though you lived through most of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 A mere functionary who has never had the wit to learn to keep his place with due humility. Ah, back in medieval China we knew how to deal with petty bureaucrats who had gotten too big for their britches. We had some very innovative ways of punishing insubordination. Boy, back then you would have been glad to kowtow and knock your forehead on the floor six times for every step you took approaching me or taking your leave. Michael I would have pegged you for one of the Emperor's Royal Poo Sniffers Shaw. Gives the term brown noser a whole new meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Death to those who would confuse me with the Pshaw! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Death to those who would confuse me with the Pshaw! MichaelFor once, and probably the only time, I'm in full agreement with Michael. I can understand Nidan1 getting confused, he never was too bright but to have Boo Radley get ... hmmm ... actually he's never been that bright either. It's actually rather remarkable that the two of them don't get confused about who THEY are. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 It's actually rather remarkable that the two of them don't get confused about who THEY are. Who says they aren't? Has anybody ever seen them in public together? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Who says they aren't? Has anybody ever seen them in public together? Michael No, Joe, and you won't so long as the restraining order is still in effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergerbitz Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Heh...and I just knew you guys would forget about me after a half-dozen posts. Asshats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Heh...and I just knew you guys would forget about me after a half-dozen posts. Asshats.And you are ... oh yeah ... BoogerBites ... uh ... well, sodoff or somefink ... there's a good SSN. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 ...I just knew you guys would forget about me... Yes, you are most amazingly forgettable. But fear not. I have granted you an unearned immortality in my collection of sig lines. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Yes, you are most amazingly forgettable. But fear not. I have granted you an unearned immortality in my collection of sig lines. Michael Joe, you are a tart. Your sig lines are just stolen words. You have nothing original. Nothing. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Joe, you are a tart. Your sig lines are just stolen words. You have nothing original. Nothing. Noba. As if YOU have any room to talk Boo Radley ... the last original thing to come out of your mouth was a howl of pain as you slammed the car door on your hand ... again. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Joe, you are a tart. Your sig lines are just stolen words. You have nothing original. Nothing. Says the man whose entire sig line is a quote from Stuka. You are not only unoriginal, you are impoverished. You need a sign that says something like "Will work for sig lines". On second thought, that probably wouldn't fly in your case. Best to just get a tin cup and hang out on the corner. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 So Michael is Boo and Joe is a bath mat? Brain transplants not being an option (for lack of the indicated organ as opposed to there being a limit on surgical skill), I'd say that Boo should have gone for the poke in the eye with a sharp stick rather than have his reputation slandered in such a fashion. And Emrys, what were you trying to think with? Congratulations all, you may yet make it to a higher place on the wheel (except for the mighty Pshaw - he's already achieved the status of a god according to the multiple fungi and biting critters living in his fur). Best if we get the next phase of the journey under way soon though - Michael, would you like to go first? Please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 As if YOU have any room to talk Boo Radley ... Joe I wasn't. Michael, how many times must we tell you, DON'T stick the FlowBee right up against your ear? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhP9mSMT0OE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Heh...and I just knew you guys would forget about me after a half-dozen posts. You guys are like GODS to me. And whose little boy are you, again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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