Michael Emrys Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Boy, are you in a grumpy mood today! You must have heard that you are expected to take a sharp cut in pay. If so, that really makes my day. Might have to trade in your large red gas-guzzler, eh? Switch to a moped? Hee, hee. I could almost put in a smiley face right here, but that would get Joe all excited. It's bad enough when he drools, but when he froths, it's worse. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Wait, what? When did this happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Peanut brittle, a piece of string tied to your toe, a torch and a .45 What's the torch for? Do you make mouse kebabs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Oh, for gawds sake.. Merkins... flashlight... FLASHLIGHT... Jeeeezus Christ on a Zimmer Frame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 You Brits...always giving things wonky names. Like calling fenders wings, and the trunk the boot. And calling the top of a car the hood. How silly. The hood goes on the front of a car, over the engine if that is where the engine is located. A flashlight is clearly not a torch, since the latter burns with a smoky flame and the former is electric. Sheesh, you are almost as bad as the Frogs. And that's pretty bad. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 What is a Zimmer Frame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Wiki is your friend. So am I, BTW. [flutters eyelashes fetchingly] Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 You Brits...always giving things wonky names. Like calling fenders wings, and the trunk the boot. And calling the top of a car the hood. How silly. The hood goes on the front of a car, over the engine if that is where the engine is located. A flashlight is clearly not a torch, since the latter burns with a smoky flame and the former is electric. Sheesh, you are almost as bad as the Frogs. And that's pretty bad. MichaelWell they drive on the wrong side of the road, what can you expect. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 And they can't even call a walker by its rightful name. They have to go and give it a complicated name that no one but a Brit will have the slightest idea about. That's what happens when you live on an island all your life. You lose touch with the wider world. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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