Boo Radley Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I prefer telepathy, telephones are sooo 2008. With a skull as dense as yours? I hardly think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 You have to keep in mind that this is Stuka we are dealing with here, with all his infantile power fantasies. Hopefully they will lead him to try leaping off a tall building soon. Then all that will be necessary is for the municipal sanitation crew to scoop up the remains and carry them off to the dump with the rest of the trash. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 With a skull as dense as yours? I hardly think so. Didnae sell tha bugger shorrt, yer Yabba Dabba Boo'ness. Gi' tha pillock a pair of teaspoons an' he'll soon bae poondin' oot a jungle beat on tha' teak hard skull o' hais. Ah bet hai'd tap oot a crackin' guid tune on hais ribs as waill !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Didnae sell tha bugger shorrt, yer Yabba Dabba Boo'ness. Gi' tha pillock a pair of teaspoons an' he'll soon bae poondin' oot a jungle beat on tha' teak hard skull o' hais. And with his usual open-mouthed state, he'd get that great hollow sound, which given the normal condition of his head, would be quite natural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 You are all so mean to me....boo hoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 You have it all wrong, Stukes. We're your friends! We're just trying to help you face up to the barrenness of your existence. The futility, the hollowness of it all. The maddening uselessness of the whole thing. Take the bull by the horns, man, bite the bullet and eat your gun! What do you say, isn't it time you ended it all and put yourself out of your misery...and ours? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 You have it all wrong, Stukes. We're your friends! Now theres a reason for suicide if ever I heard it. I'm a bit fuzzy on the whole suicide thing....perhaps you might demonstrate for me Michael, just so as I get it right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Meanwhile, something grey and heavy in a frantic whir of needles and wool, has started the Paddock Urban Woollen Revolution as part of the growing Yarnstormer Liberation Front... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8098567.stm I quite liked the pink ones, myself. Very nice. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Help me. Seanachai and Papa Khann are here, and I dinna have Lars here to balance them out. It hurts. I had a nice sipping rum made from mountain cane. Balanced their absence rather nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I had a nice sipping rum made from mountain cane. Balanced their absence rather nicely.Why would you need to balance their absence ... seems that is reward enough in itself. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Why would you need to balance their absence ... seems that is reward enough in itself. You mean like the way that virtue is its own reward? We all know what a crock that is. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Now theres a reason for suicide if ever I heard it. I'm a bit fuzzy on the whole suicide thing....perhaps you might demonstrate for me Michael, just so as I get it right? No, he'll just screw it up like the time he brought a radio into the bathtub. It was a transistor radio. Then there was the time he jumped out of a window. From a basement apartment. All he managed to do there was bark his shins. No, a good rule of thumb to use with Michael, is to watch what he does very, very carefully and then do the exact opposite. Or just walk up and punch him in the head. That's fun, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 What the hell is this? One day I'm gone, one lousy day and the M.B.T. is four slots from the bottom? Slackers, you're all slackers ... I won't forget this. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 What the hell is this? One day I'm gone, one lousy day and the M.B.T. is four slots from the bottom? Slackers, you're all slackers ... I won't forget this. Joe <snicker>Ye said "bottom" </snicker> DALEM! Ye vacuous snot-gobbler! Saind mae back tha feckin' setoop! YOO challainged mae, ye pillock! Gi' on with at! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I can feel an imminent vacation coming on....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I won't forget this. Yes you will. You forget everything. You'd forget your own name if people didn't shout it at you every day, along with suitable expletives. [Appreciative nod to J.R.R. Tolkien.] Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I can feel an imminent vacation coming on....... You sure that's not your tertiary syphilis acting up? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I'm sure that there is no security at any airports around the world. If Stuka is permitted to travel freely, then I am convinced that Osama Bin Laden could board a plane anywhere, bound for the States, and visit Disneyland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I have 3 passports.....I can go where I please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I have 3 passports.....I can go where I please... Just don't show up here....there are laws against such things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Or it could just be that Qatar is SO bloody thankful to be getting rid of him for two weeks, that they pay off other countries security forces. Qatarian Minister of Foreign Affairs: "Look... we KNOW what we're asking here. We KNOW what an odorous, nasty individual this guy is and believe you me, if some kind of... unfortunate accident occurs while he's within your jurisdiction, absolutely no questions will be asked other than, 'Where would you like the money sent?', so our final offer is, if you allow him to pass customs, we'll see that your oil costs a nickel a barrel. And we'll throw in a set of steak knives. The ones that can cut through a tin can and then slice a tomato thinly, because that's such a real world situation, right? Do we have a deal or what?" Austrian counterpart: "Do I look like I just fell off the Rübe truck from Lake Blödsinnig???" Nein deal!!!" Just another day in the international game of Keep Away From Stuka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Help me. Seanachai and Papa Khann are here, and I dinna have Lars here to balance them out. It hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 How now? Gay martial arts? What have we come to? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 How now? Gay martial arts? What have we come to? Michael I just assumed it's a photo of Furblederfer's Not-So Hung Foo class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I'm LEEEEAVING on a jet plane, don't know when i'll be back again....dum -de- dummm de dahhh...something, something,,,,humm, hummmmm,....something about a pony....hummm, hummmm.....AND I'LL SEE YOU ALL SOOOOON!!! tank you very much, i'll be here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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