MrPeng Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 "armpit of the midwest." No, that would be Gary, Indiana. Any place in Ohio would be running a close second though, I'll grant you. Michael Berli has expressed nearly the exact sentiment regarding Gary, Indiana. I thought you should know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 "armpit of the midwest." Berli has expressed nearly the exact sentiment regarding Gary, Indiana. I thought you should know. Not surprising, we are both extremely intelligent super-beings. You know, if you made it a point to agree with me more, it would probably raise your IQ several hundred points. Or at least fool people into thinking that you had. Next time you are at a party or a family get together, just out of the blue drop the comment that Gary, Indiana is the armpit of the Midwest, and watch the looks of awed astonishment on everybody's faces. Men will slap you on the back and offer you cigars and women will discretely hint that they could make themselves sexually available to you. You ought to try it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Next time you are at a party or a family get together, ... women will discretely hint that they could make themselves sexually available to you. You ought to try it. Michael Er... Eww. What's that you were saying about intelligent super-beings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 "armpit of the midwest." Berli has expressed nearly the exact sentiment regarding Gary, Indiana. I thought you should know. MrPeng, I do not recall ever saying that about Southern Chicago, Indiana... I have said it is the sweaty, underside of the testicles of the midwest though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 and women will discretely hint that they could make themselves sexually available to you. You ought to try it. Discretely because what they are offering is only legal in Nevada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 RADLEY!! It has come to my inebriated attention that the festering excuse for a state you call "ohio" has a city named after the state that is indeed the fairest of them all, Mine own loverly Oregon (where men are men and cannabis is scared). BOO!! As junior justicarrot and general barney fife of the MBT, in addition to being a deserving resident of that monotony-black-hole of a state they call ohio, I DEMAND that you hereby bring forth a legally binding petition before your band of trained monkeys called a state legislature to officially change the name of "oregon, ohio" to something more befitting, such as "armpit of the midwest." So let it be written, so let it be done. ??? What the hell are you going on about this time? Oregon, Ohio? Oregon, Ohio... Oregonohiooregonohiooregonohio. You know, if you're drunk and you say it fast, it sounds like "Oregano". (And that one sentence make 847% more sense than your entire post. But like that's a surprise.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 ??? What the hell are you going on about this time? Oregon, Ohio? Oregon, Ohio... Oregonohiooregonohiooregonohio. You know, if you're drunk and you say it fast, it sounds like "Oregano". (And that one sentence make 847% more sense than your entire post. But like that's a surprise.) Piss Orff, Boo! Click it and weep, you ohioan, you obtuse excuse for a midwesternererererer..... Aihm looookin' at jooo, Jimmae! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Aihm looookin' at jooo, Jimmae! That sounds vaguely antisemantic somehow... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Feck-orf, Emrys. To you, anything involving pork is antisemetic. Well, you're the oldest pig in this pen, so "'ave a t'ink on dat." Do you feel like you're getting hot? Perhaps 'bacon,' even? Maybe you're feeling a bit like Popeye? In your words, "I ham what I ham..." Why don't you feed on slop and offer yourself to the sausage gods, eh? Oy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Scunthorpe... an occident too far and gateway to Oregon, WI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Is there an Oregon, Wisconsin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Is there an Oregon, Wisconsin? Who cares? Well, obviously your Ladyship does, which is perfectly within your Ladyship's prerogatives. But other than that...? Wisconsin is another of those states that when your plane flies over, you'd best avert your gaze to the inflight movie, otherwise, you could suffer a serious, even fatal attack of boredom. Just a word to the wise. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Feck-orf, Emrys. To you, anything involving pork is antisemetic. What are you raving about now, boy? Are you still too drunk to focus on the screen in front of you? Best you go lie down for a while. A long while. Maybe in a nice casket. Hmmm? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 It's all coming back to me... I think it was actually "Gary Indiana is the scabbed and sweaty taint of America" Something like that. Close. Maybe. I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Click it and weep, you ohioan, you obtuse excuse for a midwesternererererer..... Aihm looookin' at jooo, Jimmae! I'll bet on a clear day, you could see Michigan. Not that you'd care to. And I'm not looking at you because I don't want to have nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I demand the attention of Obergruppenstompenfuhrer! Make it so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I demand the attention of Obergruppenstompenfuhrer! Make it so.OGSF is not for the likes of YOU Leeo ... actually he's not for the likes of anyone but especially not you. Did he show up to join Berli and I when last I went to Denver? HE DID NOT! He's dead to me now. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Joe, say it isn't so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I demand the attention of Obergruppenstompenfuhrer! Make it so. For what? A lap dance? Gawd, but you're a sick bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 It's time for a song. Dear Mister Fantasy, play us a tune Something to make us all happy Do anything, take us out of this gloom Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy You are the one who can make us all glad But doing that you break out in tears Please don't be sad, if it was a good life you'd had We wouldn't have known you all these years Dear Mister Fantasy... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 26, 2008 Author Share Posted October 26, 2008 He's dead to me now. OGSF hasn't updated his facebook profile since June either, Joe did you kill the manky Scotch git? Is that what you're trying to tell us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 ...Joe did you kill the manky Scotch git? Is that what you're trying to tell us? If he breathed on him, that would probably have been sufficient. Joe's breath has been described as like unto the gates of Hell being flung open and the fiery miasma within issuing forth. If that isn't bad enough, if he passes gas, it's certain doom for any organic life form within 100 meters. I would never allow him in my house unless I had a bad problem with cockroaches. And even then, extreme precautions should be undertaken. You have been warned. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 It's time for a song. Dear Mister Fantasy, play us a tune Something to make us all happy Do anything, take us out of this gloom Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy You are the one who can make us all glad But doing that you break out in tears Please don't be sad, if it was a good life you'd had We wouldn't have known you all these years Dear Mister Fantasy... Michael Get outta my head! Was listening to the Smiling Phases album when I saw your post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 If he breathed on him, that would probably have been sufficient. Joe's breath has been described as like unto the gates of Hell being flung open and the fiery miasma within issuing forth. If that isn't bad enough, if he passes gas, it's certain doom for any organic life form within 100 meters. I would never allow him in my house unless I had a bad problem with cockroaches. And even then, extreme precautions should be undertaken. You have been warned. MichaelOh now that's cruel that is Michael, and after all the nice things I said about you ... well, the nice things I would have said ... or perhaps could have said ... if there were any that is. So given the likely state of the housekeeping in your domicile when would you like me to show up? Now I realize that this may sound as if I'm insulting a Lady of the Pool by suggesting that her home is less than cleanly, but given that you are you I think it's far more likely that you're sitting in front of your computer, all alone, in pee stained underwear and the litter of three weeks of home delivery cardboard boxes. Alternatively I suppose you COULD be married ... stranger things have happened ... but in that case I'm confident that your spousal unit spends as much time away from the house as possible. Not that you haven't done a lovely job on the decor around there ... the painted wheels are an especially nice touch. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Drive-by posting!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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